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That man was so, so, so, so, ugh.
No words to explain how frustrated I am with him.
'Sakura you can't do this' 'Sakura you can't do that' 'Sakura I forbid you.'
Who does he think he is?
Of course, with Sasuke, he would probably respond with looking at you like an idiot and saying, 'Uchiha Sasuke, but I thought you already knew that.'
Why every time I come back, you're always grumpy. I would expect some happiness. A 'hello, how are you' would be nice.
Oh, you're back, again.
I thought hearing from your childhood friend would bring you happiness, but it seems I was mistaken.
I'm not in a good mood right now.
Stop being such a drama queen. You have a hot guy who….I wouldn't say love you per se, but…. He's interested in you.
No he doesn't! All he wants to do is knock me up and sleep with other women while we are 'happily married.'
Now why do you assume that? What did he do that pissed you off so bad?
He forbid me.
…that's it? Wait, what did her forbid you from?
From dating other guys! He acts like he owns me! As if! I'm going to show him. You know that weird, but still sweet medic who tries, but fails, to flirt with me?
No I do not. You know why? Because I'm not here all the freaking time. But let me guess. You're going to go out with him to get Sasuke jealous and discouraged.
Yes, I am! You know me so well. It's foolproof. It's going to work, and we will go back to our teammate-friendship stage.
Fine, whatever. But you and I both know that will only encourage him. And I know you're doing this because you want him to. Good luck with your 'foolproof' plan,
I snorted. What does she know?
Time to get my pretty on.
I tried, I really did.
I finally realize I have no fashion sense.
At all.
My outfit doesn't even match for Kami's sake!
So, I called in the pro.
Who was also Konoha's #1 gossip queen.
The one and only,
Ino Yamanaka.
"Forehead! What the hell happened to you? You are just plain sad in the fashion department. But that's why I'm here! Anyway, I hear you're going out with a cute medic today? Finally! You're going to lose your pathetic v-card!"
I looked sexy.
Smart.
Modest.
Sophisticated.
But all around sexy.
"There! Now tell me everything when you get back! Don't leave anything out! Now go to your man!"
Tonight is going to be a good night.
"So, Sakura-san. How are you?"
"Sakura will be fine and good. Red wine please," she said to her date, Lou and to the waiter.
Who looked oddly familiar.
Who was looking at her like she was going to do something crazy.
I wonder what's his problem.
"That's good Sakura. You sure do look lovely tonight."
And yes, I did.
With my red dress with a plunging neckline and slits up the side to show off my legs and high heels to make me look taller than I already was, yes, I was fine.
Ino, is once again, my best friend.
What I would do without her, I don't know.
"Thank you."
And that was that.
We sat there in awkward silence, both of us wondering what to do next. I stiffened slightly, but not enough to tell, when I noticed a not carefully hidden chakra signature outside by the window in the tree.
One that should be in the hospital.
One that should still be injured.
One who doesn't listen to my instructions at all.
One with the name Uchiha Sasuke.
Might as well give him a show, I silently thought.
Moving forward, I prepared to flirt shamelessly with Lou.
"So, Lou, how about afterword, your place or mine?"
Flustering he fumbled with his drink and almost dropped it.
"Um, Sakura! I thought I would walk you home, if that's okay with you?"
"My place it is, Lou." I said while caressing his name. I think I sounded sexy.
Now, he was a tomato. He was fidgeting in his chair and looked like he was going to pass out any second.
Rawr, I'm so sexy.
"Excuse me, Sakura-san. I have to go use the men's-" I stopped him before he could go by running my finger up his arm.
"I. thought. I. told. You. To. Call. Me. Sak. U. ra. Lou," I said. Every time I cut off, I moved my hand higher.
"M-m-m-m-my mistake Sakura! I have to go now!"
Then he left with a barely covered boner.
Wow.
Not even impressive.
I put my head in my hand when I sensed a person sitting across from me, one that was not Lou.
"Sakura, if you're trying to get me jealous, you're failing. I'm obviously a full blooded man, he's just a boy. I would appreciate you being sexy for me, and he runs to the men's bathroom to take care of his little 'problem.' And you know, you do look ravishing tonight. I'm pretty sure I remember you not looking this good for our date earlier. Is this your casual wear? Because if my memory serves me, you're formal wear made you look homeless."
If you didn't already figure it out, there you have, ladies and gentlemen, Uchiha Sasuke.
"First of all, why are you stalking our date? I find Lou flustered cute, if you ask me. And yes, this is my casual. So, you can leave now. And I'm not trying to make you jealous."
I said, while looking up at him.
For a while, we sat in silence, studying each other.
"Fine, if you want to play this little game, because it will end soon, I'll play it."
"What game Sasuke?"
"Oi, Sakura! I came to save you from Teme!"
"Sakura-san, are you cheating on me?"
"Ma'am, here's your check."
Why, oh why did this have to happen to me?
What's the problem? I see two hot males, Lou does not count, who wants us.
I say let's jump them.
A/N: So sorry for it being short! Did it super fast, but hope you liked it! Review! Like 5 and up please!