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Chapter 1

The Muggle Prime Minister sat at his desk, reading the newspaper. It was full of disasters that had happened recently. One major one was that an entire town had vanished! All that was left was a giant crater. The evidence pointed towards a meteorite, but no such object had been detected, or any remains of the meteorite had been found.

"Nasty business." He thought as he remembered the press conference for that little fiasco. Then, his secretary came in.

"What is it?" he asked.

"There are three men here to see you. One of them is Cornelius Fudge." She answered blankly.

"Send them in." he groaned. Nodding, she walked out. Then, the men walked in. One was Fudge, the second was a green man, and the third was a man who was wearing an orange gi and had spiky black hair.

"I know you! You're Goku Son! It's an honor to meet you!" Goku smiled as the Prime Minister shook his hand.

It's good to meet you too. But we aren't here on a happy occasion. May we sit down?" Goku asked.

Nodding, the 4 men sat down.

"So, what is it this time?" the Prime Minister asked.

"Well, it appears that… you know who has returned." Fudge stammered.

"What?" the Prime Minister looked shocked.

"Not only that, he's teamed up with Cell and the other fugitives." Piccolo added, making the Prime Minister go even more pale.

"What are you going to do about it?" The Prime Minister asked Fudge.

"I can't do a thing. They sacked me three days ago! I just came here to tell you that Rufus Scrighioner( I can't spell it) is taking my place as Minister." Fudge said.

"We came along to tell you that we're doing everything we can to take Cell down." Goku said.

"What if he comes after me?" The Prime Minister asked.

"Don't worry, we have security measures for that. See you later." Then, the three men vanished, leaving the Prime Minister speechless.

Elsewhere…

BOOM!

Ollivander's Wand Shop exploded, making everyone scream and scatter to escape the explosion.

Then, Frieza, Bojack, and Cell stepped out of the burning shop. Cell had one hand on Ollivander.

"Well, that was boring. Let's go." Cell said. Then, they took to the air.

A few minutes later…

"Hold it." Cell said as they were flying over a bridge.

"What?" Bojack asked impatiently.

Without answering, Cell tossed Ollivander at Bojack, who caught him. Then, Cell exteneded his finger at the bridge, making Frieza and Bojack smile.

"Bang." Cell said. Then, a tiny ball flew from his finger and hit the bridge head on. Then, it was covered by an orange blast. When the light faded, the bridge was gone, and water was rushing into the crater.

"I love doing this." Cell and the others laughed as they vanished into the distance.

One week later…

"Gohan, don't read at the table!" Chi Chi scolded as she put the food on the table.

"What is it this time?" Bardock asked while Goten drooled at all the food.

"A bridge was vaporized." Gohan answered as he kept reading the Daily Prophet.

"That's horrible. Who could have done that?" Chi Chi asked with shock.

"Cell. This had his hands all over it." Gohan muttered as the front door opened.

"Hey everyone!" Goku smiled as he walked in.

"Just where have you been?" Chi Chi asked with one hand on her frying pan.

"Talking to Albus. He asked me to do something tonight. By the way, I need Gohan for this." Goku said, causing Gohan to lower the Daily Prophet with surprise.

"Why?" Gohan asked.

"I'll explain later. Follow me!" Goku laughed as he flew out the door.

Chuckling, Gohan followed him.

"You better bring him back alive, Goku!" Chi Chi screamed as the two faded into the distance.

"So Dad, what did Dumbledore ask you to do?" Gohan asked as they flew over the forest.

"Hogwarts business, Gohan. I'll explain the rest once we get there. Anyway, we haven't really talked since Sirius, have we?" Goku asked.

"Dad, you were all there because of me. So, every casualty is on my hands." Gohan sighed.

"We'll talk later. Anyway, we're here!" Goku smiled as they landed.

Gohan looked around, confused.

"Dad, where are we, exactly?" Gohan asked as they began walking.

"A little muggle town called Budleigh Babberton." Goku answered as they reached a house. Then, Goku's face got serious.

"Father?" Gohan asked with surprise.

"Take your wand out." Goku ordered. Confused, Gohan took his wand out and followed Goku into the house.

Gohan was shocked. The house looked like the Tasmanian Devil had gone through it.

"Lumos." Gohan said, lighting up the room.

"Horace?" Goku called nervously as they walked through another room.

Gohan noticed a copy of the Daily Prophet on the gruound. On the cover was Gohan standing next to Harry and Dumbledore. Then, his paper face was hit by a red drop. Gohan looked up to see a grate with a red liquid on it. Goku floated up to poke the grate. Then, he put his finger in his mouth, much to Gohan's surprise.

"Father, what are you?" Gohan began to ask. But Goku raised his hand, making Gohan go quiet. He pointed at a armchair, Nodding, Gohan pointed his wand at it.

Then, Goku walked up to the chair and poked it. Then, to Gohan's shock, a head poked out of the chair!

"Merlin's beard! No need to poke, Goku!" the man said as he stood up, the chair turning into a human body.

"I must admit, that was one awesome disguise, Horace." Goku smiled.

"Thank you. I come by the upholstery naturally. So, what gave me away?" the man asked.

"Two things. One, you didn't put the Dark Mark over the house. Second, I've fought dragons long enough to know what their blood tastes like." Gohan gaped at Goku, who was laughing.

"Oh, I forgot! Gohan, this is an old friend of mine, Horace Slughorn. Horace, this is my son. I believe you know his name." Goku smiled.

"Gohan Son. What a pleasure it is to meet you at last." Horace smiled as he shook Gohan's hand.

"So, why the mess, Sluggy? Were you expecting someone else?" Goku asked.

"Someone else? I'm sure I don't know what you mean." Slughorn said. Goku simply smiled.

"Oh all right. The Death Eaters have been trying to recruit me for over a year now. Do you know what that's like? I can't stay anywhere more than a week?" Slughorn asked.

"The muggles who own this place are in the Canary Islands." He continued.

"It would be mean to leave it as a mess for when they get back, don't you?" Goku asked. Slughorn nodded.

"Hey Gohan, could you clean this place up?" Goku asked.

"But Dad, I can't use magic outside of school." Gohan protested.

"You can when you're with me. Don't worry." Goku smiled.

Nodding, Gohan waved his wand, causing everything to instantly be repaired.

"Impressive!" Slughorn smiled.

"Hey, can I use the bathroom?" Goku asked.

"Fine. First door on the left." Slughorn said.

"I know why you're here, Goku. You can tell Albus that the answer is still no!" When Goku had gone, Slughorn turned to look at Gohan.

"You're definitely like your father. You have the same innocent look on your face." Slughorn laughed.

"Thank you." Gohan smiled.

"In fact, your father's on my shelf. Over there." Slughorn pointed at a shelf that had various pictures on it. Gohan walked over to it and recognized his dad immediately. He was smiling and waving at the camera. Behind him was the World Tournament Arena.

"I loved going to those fights, even before I met your father. It was always fascinating, watching the fighters duke it out for the win. I was simply dumbstruck when I saw your father fight that Jackie Chun fellow. One syllable from winning, too. What a shame." Slughorn sighed.

"You were there?" Gohan asked with surprise.

"Of course. I even managed to get a hair off him when he turned into that ape! Almost got killed doing it, but worth it." Slughorn laughed.

"That's really neat." Gohan smiled.

"Everyone here is mine. Ex students, I mean, save your father." Slughorn went on to name the other people on the sheld

"That's Gewnog Jones, beater on the Hollyhead Harpies. Got me free tickets whenever I wantd. I haven't been to a match in some time." Slughorn said. Then, Gohan picked up a portrait.

"That's Regulus Black. I heard his brother Sirius died a few weeks ago. Real tragedy. I taught the whole Black family, save Sirius. I got Regulus, but I would have liked to have had the whole set." Slughorn sighed.

"Hey, I know this girl!" Gohan said as he picked up another picture.

"Ah yes, that's Lily Evans. One of my favorites. Quite brilliant, considering she was a muggle born." Slughorn said.

"I'm a muggle born, and so is one of my best friends. We're the best in our year!" Gohan said angrily.

"Oh, please don't think I'm pregidous! Not al all! She was extremely brilliant! So, you know her son?" Slughorn asked.

"You mean Harry? Yeah, he's one of my best friends. I would be happy to introduce you to him, if you like." Gohan smiled.

"That sounds splendid!" Slughorn smiled.

"Whew! I shoud not have eaten that spicy taco before I came here. Anyway, see you later, Horace." Goku said as he headed for the door.

"You're not leaving, are you?" Slughorn asked with surprise.

"Yeah. It was great seeing you again, although Albus would have been thrilled if you had agreed to come back to Hogwarts. Anyway, see you later." Goku waved as he and Gohan walked out the door.

"Dad, why did you leave?" Gohan asked.

"Give it a minute." Goku grinned.

Then…

"Okay, I'll do it!" Slughorn said as he came out of the house.

"YAY! Sluggy's coming back!" Goku cheered as he grabbed Slughorn's hands and started dancing around, much to Gohan's embarrassment.

"Ah yes, but you better tell Dumbledore that I want Professor Merrythought's old office, not that water closet, do you hear me?" Slughorn asked as Goku began walking off with Gohan.

"Got it." Goku nodded.

"And a raise! These are mad times we live in, mad!" Slughorn yelled, then he closed the door.

"Dad, what was all that about? And why couldn't Professor Dumbledore do it himself?" Gohan asked.

"Albus needs a new teacher, considering what happened to Dolores, which is an improvement, if you ask me. Second, Albus got injured, and is recuperating." Goku answered.

"Oh. Well, I'm pooped. Let's go home." Gohan stretched.

"Another thing, I need you to give Harry a message from me." Goku said.

"Huh? A message?" Gohan scratched his head.

"You see, Horace is going to try and collect you and Harry. That's why he's returning to Hogwarts. And it's important that he do so." Goku crossed his arms.

"Okay. So, where is Harry?" Gohan asked.

"He's at the Burrow, which leads me to another thing. You're not going back home." Goku crossed his arms.

"What? Dad, what about my owl? My trunk? And don't forget the wrath of Mom." Gohan added.

"I can handle your mother. Anyway, it's about time you patched things up with Harry." Goku said.

"Dad, the second I set foot in the Burrow, I will lose my head. If Ms. Weasley doesn't do it, Ron will!" Gohan protested.

"It's about time you solved your problems. I'm ordering you as your father. End of discussion." Goku said.

"Gah." Was all Gohan could say.

"Great. Well, I can't get you in the Burrow, but I can get you near it. Tricky without a ki signal though. I would love it if you learned apparation. Anyway, take my shoulder." Nodding, Gohan put his hand on Goku's shoulder. Then…

SPLASH!

"Yuck! I liked these shoes!" Gohan groaned as he stood in the marsh.

"See you later!" Gohan whirled to see Goku vanish.

"If Mom doesn't kill you, I will. Even if you're a super saiyan 3." Gohan muttered as he took to the air.

5 minutes later…

He smiled to see Hermione, Ron, Harry, and Videl sitting around a piece of burning newspaper. Then, he tapped on the window, startling the four.

"Hey, may I come in?" Gohan laughed at the looks on their faces

"GOHAN!" they yelled in unison. Then, Harry opened the window.

"Whew! It's great to see you guys again!" Gohan laughed.

"What are you doing here?" Ron asked.

"My dad said I'm staying here for the summer." Gohan laughed nervously.

"You've got some nerve, especially after what you did to Ginny." Ron growled.

"Guys, I made a lot of mistakes. I'm really sorry. Please, give me a chance to apologize." Gohan waved his arms.

"Fine. Good luck talking to Ginny and mum." Ron smirked.

"So Gohan, what have you been doing lately? Any leads on Cell?" Harry asked.

"He's always one step ahead. Oh, that reminds me. My dad had a message for you." Gohan said.

"Message?" Videl looked confused.

Gohan told them what had happened with Slughorn.

"Odd. Collect you and Harry?" Ron asked.

"That's what he said. I promised Slughorn that he could meet Harry." Gohan sighed as he sat down.

"Anyway, when did you guys get in?" he asked.

"I got in a few days ago." Hermione answered.

"Two days ago." Harry answered.

"Yesterday." Videl answered.

Neat. Anyway, my mom had a meltdown last week." Gohan sighed.

"Yours too?" Ron asked with surprise.

"Yeah. She screamed that Hogwarts wasn't safe anymore. It took Grampa and dad together to calm her down, not to mention a call from Bulma." Gohan sighed.

"My mum was the same. Luckily, dad managed to calm her down." Ron sighed.

"My dad's a muggle, and even he could tell things have been bad. He's afraid of when Cell reveals himself. He thinks that the muggles are going to look him to take Cell on." Videl laughed.

"They do think it was him." Gohan and the others laughed, even Videl.

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