Here's the last chapter of this fic! And this has the exciting stuff I promised too, so I don't know if you'll be happy with it or not, but that's the way it is!

Warnings: More Neko sex, swearing, just the general stuffy stuff

Disclaimer: I own nothing

"Gilbert, stop running in the house!"

"But whyyyy? It's so fun! See, I can jump over the tab-" A loud crashing sound rang through the room, glass shattering on the floor. The albino promptly fell on the dining room table he was attempting to vault over, rolling off and onto the shards of crystal that used to be Ludwig's good china. Said blonde glared furiously at the now wincing sibling, who was currently trying to remove the glass from his skin.

"See! This is why I said not to run, you always break something!" he exclaimed, stalking over and kneeling on the floor, helping Gilbert with his task.

"And you don't care that I got hurt? That's mean West!" he teased, taking off his jacket, folding his ears back when he pulled it over his head. "I'll replace them, don't get your panties in a bunch."

The other sighed. "That's not the point. I tell you, and every time you ignore me. It's getting rather tiresome." He plucked a particularly large piece of glass out of Gilbert's waist, sensing him wince.

"I won't do it anymore, promise! It's just that's it's so fun when I'm a cat that I can't help it" he explained, hissing in pain as the last glass shard was removed. "But it's getting boring, I can't sit down without my ass hurting like a bitch, and every time we have sex I always come too quickly."

Germany blushed, coughing to hides his embarrassment. "W-well, do you want to go to Arthur's house and try to get the spell removed?"

"Kesese~ You're so cute Luddy! Eh, fine, I'll go, I don't have anything better to do anyways" He stood, swinging his tail behind him as he dusted his jacket off, grabbing his siblings hand and walking out with him.

The drive to England was mostly uneventful, besides the shocked look on a child's face when he looked out the rear window, spying the ears on a grinning albino, waving the tip of his tail at him. He also saw the blonde hitting him promptly on the head.

"This is exactly why we're getting them removed, Gil!" he yelled, parking in front of Arthur's house and getting out, walking to the door.

"I was just having a bit of fun before I changed West!"

Ludwig ignored him, knocking on the door and watching as it opened, seeing the surprised expression on the Brit's face. "Hallo again, Arthur. I was just wondering if you could possibly remove the spell on my brother?"

"Oh, yeah, I can try. But you did piss me off a lot, so I don't know if I can for sure." he told Prussia, who rolled his eyes.

"It's not my fault your food tastes like ass!"

"You've tasted ass?" England questioned, chuckling as he grabbed his wand off of the side table.

"No, why the hell would I want to do that?" he stuttered, blushing. England laughed one last time before getting serious, pointing the wand at Gilbert and screwing up his face in concentration. A poof similar to the last one appeared around both siblings, blinding them for a moment, before disappearing, leaving them stunned and confused.

"Dude, your spell fucking sucks! I'm still a cat, dammit!" he yelled, looking at his rear and staring at the still existent tail. Arthur, however, was looking shocked, fixing his eyes on Ludwig. Gilbert followed suit and stared.

"W-was? Why are you looking at me?" he asked, looking frantically back and forth between the other two. England craned his neck, spying a long swinging black appendage jutting from the base of Germany's spine.

"Um, bruder? You got a tail too..." Gilbert whispered, running his finger down it, gazing up at the velvet ears.

"Oops..." Arthur tried backing away, but an enraged blonde German stopped him, a large hand grabbing him by the collar.

"What the hell went wrong!" he hissed, ears folding back onto his slick hair, practically kissing the other, seeing as they were almost an inch apart.

"I-I don't know! I can't do anything about it now, so you'll have to settle with keeping them!"

"How long will they stay?" Prussia asked, prying his brother away and wrapping an arm around his waist.

"About a month at the most, it mostly depends on the mood of the caster and the build of the person receiving the spell."

"Kesesese~ See, I knew being this brawny wasn't good for you West!"

"Shut up, dummkopf! Well, if there isn't a way to reverse it, I guess we should just go home then..." He sighed taking his brother's hand in his own, walking back to the car, tail twitching agitatedly. The ride back is more interesting this time, because Ludwig kept trying to find a comfortable position to sit in, but he eventually ended up sideways-ish, while Prussia was lying comfortably in the rear seat. They got home safely, and they went in, the albino jumping onto the couch and curling into a ball like he usually did.

Germany however spent a few minutes trying to chase his new tail, spinning around in frantic circles in search of it. A loud laugh interrupted and he stopped, blushing.

"Kesese~ You're acting like a fool, Luddy!" he said, rolling around on the couch in hysterics. The blonde felt different however. There was a smell in the air he hadn't noticed before, and it was coming from his lover currently laughing himself silly on the couch. The cat qualities begin to kick in, and he fulfills his urge to be with his mate, laying on top of him comfortably and nuzzling into his neck, not blushing even a little. The albino does however, turning red at the sudden affection from his usually stern lover.

"Y-you okay West?" he asks, feeling the black tail curl around his slowly, listening to the soft purring. He lifts his hand, petting the velvety ears slowly, feeling a moan through Germany's chest.

"D...don't do that..." he whined, getting hard almost instantly. Instinctively, he ground his hips down, trying to get some friction on his hard on. His submissive side had become obvious, and the other planned on taking advantage of that.

"And why not?" he purred seductively, stroking the dark tail slowly, rubbing circles into the sensitive base.

"It m-makes me feel...nghh...w-weird"

"Weird in a good way?" He slowly slipped a finger into his pants, circling the tight entrance carefully so as not to scare the blonde.

"W-weird in a good way..." he panted, pushing back wantonly, wanting the pressure in his stomach to just release already. Prussia chuckled, pushing in the dry finger slowly, stroking his walls. His other hand began to play with Germany's nipples, pinching and pulling until they were hard, relishing in the moans coming from his lover.

Soon the pressure in his own pants becomes too much and he pushes Ludwig down onto the carpeted floor with a loud growl, sucking and nipping at the skin on his neck. Ludwig, in turn, whimpered, finally reacting to being dominated by his mate.

"Ah...b-bruder!" he yells, arching his back when his neck is bitten harshly, being claimed as the others property for everyone to see. It was an amazing turn on, and he couldn't resist palming himself through his pants. Prussia smiled at the neediness, sucking the blood lovingly and running over the wound with his rough tongue.

"Mine...you're mine, Ludwig...never let anyone touch you" he growled, ripping the black tank top off and kissing down the chiseled body. He can hear the gasps of pleasure and the whiny, "j-ja bruder...yours...". Finally taking off the others pants, he nuzzled the erection, kissing the tip before placing three fingers at Germany's mouth. He took them in obediently, sucking in earnest just so his brother could claim him truly, fuck him into the ground like the animal he knew he was.

Finally, the fingers were removed and were prodding at his entrance, slipping in impatiently, all three at once. He ignored the cries of pain, but instead kissed away the forming tears, running his rough tongue over the cheek bones. Soon Ludwig was stretched thoroughly, and he was pressing in the tip of his manhood slowly and carefully, a move the other hadn't expected.

"You're being a-awfully deliberate, bruder." Ludwig mentioned, noting the change in behavior.

"Well, you topped the last two times and...oh fuck you're tight...and I don't want to hurt you" Gilbert explained, finally getting in all the way and feeling the walls constrict around his arousal. Oh dear Lord, why hasn't he done this before? Now he knew why his brother insisted on being top all the time, it felt so damn good~

"Don't worry about me, I'll be fine" Germany said, straining his voice as Prussia began thrusting slowly. It felt strangely good to be the bottom for once, but he blamed that on the feline part of his body. He was too used to being top, so it wasn't a surprise it felt a little strange when he faced the ceiling, legs practically over his head, purring his content. Wait, purring?

"Kesese~ I see you like it, huh?" Gilbert chuckled, moaning a bit as he struck the bundle of nerves and the passage constricted around him. When he was haughtily ignored, he started rubbing the black ears, pinching the fluffy tips as his tail unwound, rubbing clumsily along its twin, earning him mewls and whimpers of pleasure.

"Oh G-gott...I'm gonna...oohh..." the blonde falls silent as a muted scream escapes him, releasing all over his own chest, his prostate being jabbed at one last time. The same happens to the albino, cumming inside his lovers tight walls as the pressure on his cock becomes too much. With a few more jerky thrusts of his hips he rides out his orgasm, Germany still coming down from his. Soon they are embracing sleepily on one another, nuzzling affectionately into any free patch of skin they can find.

"Damn...that felt pretty good didn't it West?" The blonde nods, nibbling softly on the pale skin, then sinking his canines into it, successfully making an identical property mark on his lover.

"H-hey...that kinda hurt you know!" Gilbert said with a yawn, purring at the feel of his blood being consumed lovingly by that sweet mouth. His protests were ignored, and the tails curled up again, successfully lulling Germany into sleep. "Jeez, being on the bottom really tires you out doesn't it Lud?" Gilbert asks the room, but follows suit, dropping his body to the side and cuddling his mate close to him, purring sleepily into the sweaty hair, sleeping a few minutes afters.

Hell, with all the sex that would happen over the month, he could get used to it.

Maybe being a German cat isn't so bad.

LOL at my pitiful attempt to incorporate the title somewhere into the story. Anyway, its finally done! Review, rate, do whatever you want.