A/N: I have decided to write a story about our main protagonist: Sora, and his quest to delve into the minds of teenage girls.

Anywho, came up with this idea at 10:45pm, so don't judge me.

Warning: I warned you...

It all started while Sora and Riku were playing an innocent game of hide and seek.

At least is started out that way.

Until Sora hid in a seagull's nest, and broke one of the eggs with his GINORMOUS shoes. That caused the bird to get really mad. I mean really mad.

Riku, who had discovered Sora's location a long time ago, was standing at the bottom of the tree, watching the horrors unfold above him.

"No, wait! I didn't mean it—Ow!" cried Sora.

Kairi came running towards Riku, seemingly out of breath. "Riku!" Riku!" she was waving around a bunch of invitations.

She was hopping up and down with excitement by the time she reached him. "I just sent a bunch of invitations, and everyone said yes!" she screamed.

"Huh?" said Riku, confused. Sora was flung out of the tree above. "AAAAAAGGGHHHH!" he screamed. He landed on the ground with a THUD!

Riku and Kairi ignored him. "That's funny," said Riku, "Sora and I didn't receive any invitations."

Kairi paused, and then burst out laughing. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" she laughed. She laughed so hard that she started rolling around on the floor.

"What?" said Riku, a little aggravated.

Kairi tried speaking between fits of laughter. "Invitations...thought you would...and I...no way!" she broke out laughing even harder than before.

Sora, who had gained consciousness, was afraid of being left out of the loop and started laughing along with Kairi.

Riku crossed his arms and raised his eyebrows at Kairi. Finally, she got up, still laughing, and put her hand on his shoulder.

She stopped laughing, and wiped a tear off her face. "Oh, that is rich!" she said, and ran after Selphie, who was walking by. "Selphie, you're not going to believe what I just heard..."

Riku frowned. Sora got up and dusted himself off. "So, uh, what were we laughing about, exactly?" he asked.

Riku shook his head, "I don't know, but we're going to find out," he said, and grabbed Sora by the hand.

Sora blushed. "Oh, Riku," he said.

Riku groaned, and dragged him along for the ride.

Sora and Riku arrived at Merlin's house to ask him about the party. "Do you know anything about this occasion?" asked Riku, looking him in the eye.

Merlin stroked his beard because he had one. "Hmmm...I might know," he said, raising his eyebrows, "and maybe I don't..."

Riku groaned again. "What do you mean?"

"My memory is so fuzzy these days, it's hard to tell. If only there was something to jog my memory," he said, rubbing his fingers together.

Sora bent down and examined Merlin's fingers, squinting hard. "Hmm..." he said. He started rubbing his own hands together.

Riku slapped his hands down. "Cut that out!" he hissed. He dug into his pocket and grabbed 50 munny. "Will this do?" he asked.

Merlin frowned, but accepted the cash and continued. "She's hosting a slumber party with all of her, ahem, 'girl friends,'" he said, using air quotes.

Riku nodded. "And do you know where and when it is going to be?" he asked, hoping Merlin wouldn't ask for more munny.

Merlin scratched his head and pretended to look confused. "My doctor says I have severe amnesia, which makes it difficult to remember even the slightest things," he said. "If only I had some way to pay for special treatment..." he said, raising his eyebrows.

Riku's jaw dropped. "Wha—But I don't have any more munny!" he said.

Sora put up his hands. "I got this," he said, digging into his pockets.

He took out Kairi's good luck charm. "Here," he said, giving it to Merlin. "I don't know what it is, and I don't know how much its worth, but I hope it will do," he said.

Merlin looked at it closely, bit down on it, and stuffed it in his beard. "It'll do," he said.

Riku's jaw dropped even lower. "B-But Sora, that was—"

"Shhhhh," said Sora. He put his finger to Riku's lips. "Save it," said Sora, a smile on his face, "you don't have to thank me."

Merlin cleared his throat. "The party will be at her place, tonight. P.S., no boys allowed," he said.

Riku nodded. "Thanks," he said, and left with Sora.

As they walked back to their place, Sora became confused. "Why wouldn't Kairi want to invite us?" he asked, hurt on the inside.

Riku stopped walking. "Well," he thought for a minute, and decided it wasn't worth explaining. "It's complicated," he said, and continued walking.

Sora thought some more. "Does she not think we're cool enough to come?"

Riku laughed. "Of course we're cool enough to come," he said. He and Sora both looked off into the distance, and the sky blurred.

*FLASHBACK TIME*

At Xemnas' Halloween party, everyone was invited to come and dress up.

Xemnas was dressed as Darth Vader (for the eighth year in a row, for cryin' out loud); Xigbar was dressed as a pirate; Axel was dressed as a fireman; Marluxia was dressed as the Grimm Reaper; Larxene was a vampire; Vexen was Einstein; Roxas was dressed as a pop artist; Ansem was dressed all in black and claimed that he was DARKNESS!; DiZ was...DiZ; Sora and Riku were ketchup and mustard; everybody had a great time, and nobody ate Vexen's homemade Mystery Casserole.

Basically, it was a blast.

That is, until Kairi arrived. She was dressed up as Maleficent, and boy, was it a convincing costume.

"GAAAHH! Maleficent!" yelled Sora and Riku. They immediately started beating her with their keyblades.

"DIE, FIEND!" screamed Riku.

"No, wait, guys! It's me, Kairi!" screamed Kairi.

The party soon ended when Kairi was rushed to the hospital.

*FLASHBACK ENDS*

Sora and Riku smiled and sighed, reminiscing in the memory. Finally, Sora snapped out of it. "What if she's in danger?" he asked spastically. It is his duty to take care of Kairi, after all.

Riku snapped out of it too. "What's so dangerous about throwing a party?" asked Riku.

Sora started listing things off his fingers. "Well, besides the risk of drugs and alchohol, there's food poisoning, getting bitten by wild animals, getting a cheese puff stuck up your nose, dying in a piñata candy avalanche, getting stabbed during a game of 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey' ..."

Sora kept listing them off, and Riku started to freak out.

"Your leg could pop off, your armpits could light on fire, sudden seizures—"

"Sora!" shouted Riku, who had suddenly hatched an idea.

"What?"

"What if we made sure that none of that stuff could happen?" he said, grinning evilly.

Sora paused for a moment, and then his face lit up. "Yeah," said Sora. He paused again. "Wait, I don't get it," he said.

"No time to explain!" shouted Riku. He grabbed Sora by the hand again, (much to Sora's enjoyment), and the two of them ran off to hatch Riku's plan.

Okay, so maybe it was more about Riku, but you get the idea.

But what will Riku's evil plan be? Read on to find out!

P.S.: If you have any ideas or suggestions, please don't hesitate to review! I love to hear the opinions of others!