This couple also needs more love. There are too many couples out there that need more love.

I wrote this for the 1sentence challenge at livejournal, so if you think I'm abusing punctuation, that's the reason.

Weird title, I know. It comes from a response to a comment I left in a Prussia/Liechtenstein fanfic, the author said that Prussia/Liechtenstein's fans are as rare as unicorns, so when I wrote this I couldn't resist and gave it that title.

Reviews are always appreciated.

Warnings: un-betaed, English is not my first language (if you see a mistake, please point it out and I'll correct it).

Disclaimer: "Axis Powers: Hetalia" belongs to Himaruya and maybe someone else (I'm too lazy to try to find out).


Unicorns would be less surprising

#01 – Comfort

When he sees her so self-conscious, he wonders if there's any polite way (i.e.: a way that won't get him shot) to tell her that she shouldn't worry about being flat (he's sure that the word "flat" shouldn't be used if he ever tries to cheer her up).

#02 – Kiss

For some reason, kissing her on the cheek made her blush more than when he kissed her lips.

#03 – Soft

"First Gilbird, and now Liechtenstein, you're definitely going…" (the rest of the sentence was never spoken, because the speaker in question was hit in the face).

#04 – Pain

He doesn't mind being alone, but still he fears that one day she'll get tired of him.

#05 – Potatoes

"Mr. Romano calls Mr. Germany 'potato bastard', and since Mr. Prussia is Mr. Germany's brother…" thought Liechtenstein, and she hoped nobody noticed her laughing.

#06 – Rain

"Your feet will get wet, so don't complain and just hold the umbrella", he says as he takes her in his arms after they leave the shop.

#07 – Chocolate

They say that girls like chocolates; the problem is that they don't tell you what to buy when the girl's brother is famous for the ones he makes.

#08 – Happiness

She's too smart to believe in perfect happiness (but she'll be damned if she doesn't try her best to get it).

#09 – Telephone

"You should use Skype instead, Mr. Prussia; I can help you install it if you want me to."

#10 – Ears

Despite the fact that somehow everyone managed to transform Belgium's attempt to celebrate the Cat Festival with the other nations into real chaos, the only thing Prussia remembers is how cute Liechtenstein looked with cat ears (probably due to the fact that he was knocked unconscious shortly after he saw her).

#11 – Name

"I decided to call myself Gilbert when I'm among normal people; which human name did you choose?"

#12 – Sensual

The party dress didn't show too much, but still everyone noticed that Liechtenstein had grown.

#13 – Death

"Hit him, hit him!" she yells, but it doesn't help him, and in the end, when they see the words "Game Over" on the screen, Liechtenstein feels sorry for the poor character (maybe we should have started with an easier game).

#14 – Sex

"That's none of your business, France!"

#15 – Touch

She never misses a chance to touch him, from brushing his fingers when she hands him a glass to holding him close when they're alone.

#16 – Weakness

When Switzerland starts searching for his gun, Prussia starts running and Liechtenstein quickly opens the door to help him escape; they don't want to take risks verifying if he's mortal or not.

#17 – Tears

He didn't know how, but suddenly they were laughing so hard that she was crying.

#18 – Speed

"New game: ask Liechtenstein something about her laptop and notice how her speaking speed increases along with her excitement."

#19 – Wind

Sometimes, when meetings are even more boring than usual, Prussia blows softly on Liechtenstein's hair and imagines that they're somewhere else, with the wind making her hair messy and his face cold.

#20 – Freedom

"I'm so tired" he says as he closes his eyes, then he feels her fingers wrapped around his hand, and he thinks he doesn't want to go yet, but he also thinks that finally stopping after so many years would be nice, and he knows that no one will decide for him in this case (he hates it; he wants both things and he doesn't dare to choose).

#21 – Life

Millions of humans lived and died in the time it took them to notice each other; thousands died in the time it took them to have a real conversation for the first time; and thousands died in the time it took him to ask her out; but for Prussia and Liechtenstein it didn't feel like more than a couple of months.

#22 – Jealousy

Oh, please, he knows she'd never leave someone as awesome as him.

#23 – Hands

He was wearing gloves the first time he held her hands, but he still noticed how warm they were.

#24 – Taste

Each of her kisses is different; it depends on the day, on the hour, on her mood, and on other factors that he hasn't determined yet, and he knows that he'll never taste the same kiss twice.

#25 – Devotion

He kneeled in front of her and kissed her hand; it was cliché, but he was sure she'd understand what it meant.

#26 – Forever

He never makes her any promises of eternal love, but he decides to go on for another day each time he sees her smiling at him.

#27 – Blood

"Switzerland heard about Prussia and Liechtenstein!" someone said, and everyone ran to see the bloody mess that would definitely come (they found a surprisingly civil conversation that left everyone disappointed).

#28 – Sickness

"America's caught a cold", he explained as he wrapped a scarf around her neck.

#29 – Melody

Prussia still remembers how to play the flute, but for some reason she always asks him for the same song.

#30 – Star

To find Jesus, a shooting star was followed; to find home, stars can be used as a guide; to find Liechtenstein would mean that he lost her first, so he doesn't need the stars.

#31 – Home

She can make anyone feel welcome; it's like a superpower and, in Prussia's opinion, a girl with a superpower is an awesome girl.

#32 – Confusion

"You're dating WHO?"

#33 – Fear

"Hello, Switzerland", said France and, as Prussia panicked, he and Spain burst out laughing ("It never gets old, does it?"), while Liechtenstein hid a small smile.

#34 - Lightning/Thunder

Her anger isn't explosive, all-consuming, or noisy; her anger is expressed in what she says: a short sentence without complicated words that hits a spot and destroys everything in it.

#35 – Bonds

Family is family, even if it's adoptive, so Prussia knows that he must try his best to get along with Switzerland to make sure he can stay with Liechtenstein.

#36 – Market

He couldn't help feeling surprised when he saw that she was even better than her brother when it came to buy things at a low price; she always got the best offers, and even if she didn't, she managed to make a lot with the few things she'd bought.

#37 – Technology

There's a picture of him in her laptop; you only have to get access to her computer, find the folder in which it is saved, and enter five passwords to see it.

#38 – Gift

Her birthday was coming, and he felt he wanted to give her something original (no ribbons, no dresses, no flowers, no technological things); after three weeks of thinking, he realized that he might have a crush on her.

#39 – Smile

It took him weeks, but he finally got her to smile a real smile at him, not the polite little ones she gives everyone.

#40 – Innocence

"I'm over 100 years old, Mr. Prussia; please remember that", she said with a serious expression many years ago, when he made the mistake of treating her like a girl.

#41 – Completion

"Opposites attract" was the only explanation the others could come up with when they saw them together.

#42 – Clouds

They could spend hours just looking at the clouds and finding shapes in them, but that doesn't mean that they'll ever forgive clouds for being just water instead of fluffy places where you could lie down and see the world from.

#43 – Sky

Liechtenstein admits she would have liked to see the sky filled with spaceships the day the aliens came to Earth, so Prussia does his best to describe it (by now he has forgotten what it really looked like and only remembers the crazy stories he made up for her).

#44 – Heaven

Nice weather, good food and a pretty girl smiling at you; what else could you want?

#45 – Hell

Spain and France are having a bit too much fun teasing him about his first date with Liechtenstein.

#46 – Sun

The sun is yellow and she's kind of blonde and he's never been good at poetry, so he just abandons the thought.

#47 – Moon

Once she heard a song about an albino who was the son of the moon; Prussia didn't like the comparison.

#48 – Waves

He went forward and never stopped; he retreated sometimes and just came back full of energy, believing himself unstoppable and respected, a wave of power (in the end, he crashed against a calm girl who kept him controlled with just a few words and sheer willpower).

#49 – Hair

He knows she used to have long hair, and he would have liked to run his fingers through it, but he also likes how she looks like now, so he has no reason to complain.

#50 – Supernova

Sometimes Prussia wonders if the reason why he feels so alive is because he'll die soon, so he runs to Liechtenstein's house just in case that's true.


And that's it. I hope you enjoyed it (and that it made you, at least, not dislike this couple).