PJO: What the-?

Chapter One:

Truth or Dare

Disclaimer: I own nothing but some money, a house, some cars, food, clothes and NOT Percy Jackson.

Annabeth and I were having a friendly spar at the coastline. This was where we were when the Truth or Dare began, a series of countless days that were the highlight of our summer.

I lunged forward with Riptide firmly in my right hand. Annabeth easily dodged it. My left foot goes deep in the sand from the momentum, which. I quickly pull out. PLOP! The both of us laugh.

"Your eyes give away what you're about to do," she says, swinging her sword above her head and towards me. I hit it more like a baseball bat on the home base rather than parrying a sword. The saber is knocked out of Annabeth's hands and flies into the water.

She pulls out a long, thin blade. Being daughter of the goddess of wisdom has its perks.

Holding it in a stabbing form, where the pinky finger is where the hilt and blade meet, she quickly jabs in my direction. Annabeth may be quick, but I am quicker.

I parry lightly, and slide my blade against hers, making a long, sharp noise, my master plan unfolding. I grabbed her knife by the blade and threw it at the water in one swift movement.

"Damn it, Percy," she yelled at me. "Go get my knife."

"Fine," I said, masking my true intentions.

I pulled Annabeth into the water. It was nice and warm. The beach was especially pleasant this time of day. She yelped in surprise.

"Percy! Gods, I hate it when you do that!" she said, half laughing. But the look on her face said otherwise.

"Nah, you love it," I teased. She splashed at me, which was not a good idea, as the water that hit me it did nothing to wet me. One of the perks of being son of the sea god. I dropped my sword and willed a small white tip wave to go in her direction, making her yelp.

She was soaked. Annabeth did notice me leaving my sword, and I was too late. She brought out her back-up backup knife and held it to my throat.

"Never do that again," she warned.

"Just watch me," I said.

I grabbed her knife and dove into the water.

I lined up at the Dining Pavilion to offer some food to the gods, then walked over to my cabin table and see Grover munching on his broccoli, utensils and plate.

"Hey, Percy," he greeted, without looking up.

"Hey, G-man," I replied. We both instinctively high-fived.

I was exhausted from the spar, and finished my food in no time. So did another.

Annabeth gently rested her finger on a small spot on my back. A very specific spot. My body tensed up and it was suddenly hard to breath.

"Ouch, Wise Girl, don't do that!" I said. "My Achilles' Heel!"

"Well, you shouldn't have trusted that piece of information with me, Seaweed Brain," she laughed.

She checked if no one was looking, and pressed her body against mine. She wrapped her arms around me. It felt really warm.

What did feel really warm but very pleasant was when Annabeth gently breathed down my neck. My knees buckled and my spine shuddered.

"Hey!" I said. "You know I hate that!"

She started to run away, and I gave Chase chase. There were a couple of murmurs in the direction of the Aphrodite table that I ignored.

We were in the same area as our spar earlier when I tackled her to the ground. She yelped. I was on top of her.

Annabeth looked up at me with her stormy gray eyes, and put her arms around my neck. I leaned in for her lips, and she turned her head at the last moment, making me kiss her cheek.

I got teased! Annabeth gave a really seductive smile. Not good, as the scene was getting really steamy, only two layers between the front halves of our bodies being in skin contact. I could feel her heartbeat with my chest. Then made my hand feel hers.

Annabeth moans. I press my lips against hers, making the moan die in my mouth. I feel the hardness of her nipple in the middle of my palm. Then through some magic the hand is under her shirt, and look who decided to wear no bra today?

She moans, and I feel the shudder through my mouth. My tongue was on top of hers, and everywhere else in her mouth too.

I roll her nipple in between my thumb and index finger. I feel a sharp intake of breath.

Shit, that turned me on.

My kisses started to leave her mouth and go down. They stayed at her neck for a while, driving her crazy. One hand she used to hold her hair like girls do when they're horny. Another was on my ass.

My hand left her breast and started to bring up her shirt. I hear Annabeth breathing heavily. I break into a sweat. I bring over some ocean mist to cool us. She then starts rubbing her hand against my ever enlarging crotch.

I remove her shirt and throw it to the side, making sure it landed in the sand. Then my head started to go down, a trail of kisses left behind.

My mouth rests on her right nipple. I then lick it. Annabeth exhales then inhales sharply. Then I wrap my lips around and start sucking. She can't help but groan.

"Percy~," she manages. I bring my hand to her left breast and grab it. I feel her heartbeat going at Hermes speeds.

With a newfound strength, she flips us over and now she is on top. We are both breathing heavily.

Our bodies collapse on one another, both of us going into overdrive. Our tongues go into a war worthy of the gods. Annabeth rubs that area between her legs against the area between mine. We grind and make out until we can no longer.

I give Annabeth her shirt back. A few moments later we were greeted by Silena and Beckendorf. (A/N This story is set after Lost Hero, but I kept these two alive. For fun.)

How did they time is so perfectly?

"The only reason we didn't catch you guys making out and... stuff was that you guys are really loud," Silena said. Neither of us made eye contact with her, as blood rushed to our cheeks. "We were waiting for twenty minutes."

"Well what were you waiting for?" Annabeth said. (A/N Ellie Goulding. Heh.)

"We were gonna ask you guys to join our truth or dare session," Beckendorf said.

Me and Annabeth looked at each other.

"Wanna go?" I asked her. She nodded. Silena and Beckendorf helped the two of us up. We headed towards the Poseidon cabin. Silena accompanied Annabeth in going back to the Athena cabin to get a bra, upon Silena's request.

(A/N the update stops here. This is for science. The rest of the chapter was written years ago and is really stupid. Apologies.)

We went over to my cabin and I saw Piper, Jason, Travis, Katie, Grover, Juniper, Nico, Thalia, (A/N this story is a little AU) Beckendorf, Silena, Clarisse and Chris.

"Okay, rules," Silena announced. " if you don't answer or do the dare…." her voice wavered. "You have to strip, each piece of clothing at a time."Everybody started arguing.

"What the heck?" lots of people said."Let me out!" Clarisse yelped, but Silena locked the door."Whatever happens in this room, stays in this room. Agreed?" Silena said. "Agreed." We all said.

So far, I was shirtless and some of the girls were staring at me.

"Wow, Percy, you've got ABS!" Silena said.

Beckendorf shot her a glance.

"But.. not as much as Charlie!" Silena assured.

"Okay my turn," I announced."Travis, truth or dare?" "Dare." Travis answered. "I dare you to make-out with a random person besides Katie."

"Uhh.." Travis said, glancing at Katie. She nodded. "Sure, Perce!" "Okay, close your eyes and spin" I told him.

He did so and when he opened his eyes, he was looking straight at Thalia. "Oh great," Thalia rolled her eyes.

They stood in front of everyone and kissed for 10 seconds.

"Happy?" Travis sarcastically asked. I nodded, grinning. Nico certainly did not look happy. "My turn," Travis said. "Piper, truth or dare?"

"Dare." Piper replied. "I dare you to charmspeak Chiron into shaving his head." he dared.

Piper thought about it, then she took off her shirt, hugging herself from too much exposure. Everybody started to snicker when they saw Piper's Hannah Montana bra. "What are you wearing?" Jason asked.

"Just- nevermind. Jason, truth or dare?"

Jason looked at me. I could read his expression. It said; Uh-oh, she's getting payback. "Umm, truth." he answered.

"Okay, have you lost your virginity yet?" Piper curiously asked. Everybody leaned forward.

"No," he answered quickly. "Thalia, truth or dare?" "Dare" Thalia said.

"I dare you to go flying with me." he mockingly said. Thalia turned pale.

"Oh gods," she grumbled as she revealed her black sports bra. Then she smiled, as if she got an idea.

"Nico, truth or dare?" she asked."Dare" he answered."I dare you to lose your virginity with me tonight." (A/N Ok I realize no that this is really stupid. Sorry everyone, but I will preserve this portion of the chapter for the sake of science!). Everybody was shocked."Sure," Nico replied excitedly.

And with that they, left. Silena even unlocked the door.

"Okaaay, so," Silena finally managed. "Who's next?" "Me," Annabeth answered. "Beckendorf," she looked at him. "Truth or Dare?" "Umm, truth." He replied, uneasily.

"Did you like anyone else before Silena? And if you did, was it a mortal, or a demigod?" "Yes, and it was Cameron Diaz." He answered.

Everybody stared at him. "What? She's a good actress," he told all of us. "My turn! Silena, Truth or Dare?" Beckendorf asked the love demigod.

"Umm, truth." "If I wasn't your boyfriend," he started. "Would you have a crush on Percy?"

Everbody oohed.

Silena suddenly took off her pants, reavealing her apple-green underwear.

Lots of people snickered. "I thought your favorite color was blue!" Clarisse yelled.

"I'll get you," Silena warned. "Anyway, Clarisse, truth or dare?" she asked."Dare" Clarisse answered.

"I dare you to get wet by toilet water the way Percy did to you on his first day here" she said, her eyes glinting with revenge."Fine, come here, Prissy." Clarisse ordered. All of us crowded in the bathroom. I was happy to do this but I didn't want to break my toilet, so…

There was a tug in my gut, then in a few seconds, the demigod was soaked with toilet water. Everybody started laughing."Grr, I'll get you," she warned. "Truth or Dare ,Prissy?" Clarisse asked in a harsh tone."Dare" I answered, clearly unafraid."I dare you to stay in your closet alone with Silena for 6 turns." she mockingly dared.

Crap.

She got me.

But I wasn't about to expose my blue underwear to every one. But then I asked;

"Can we both fully change ourselves first?" I asked.

Clarisse nodded.

Silena and I went in the closet. I was so claustrophobic in there. Me and Silena bored our eyes into each other, then we started some chit-chat.

"How long 'till six rounds are over?" she asked me.

"Clarisse probably made everybody answer really, really, really slow." I answered.

Both of us started laughing, I didn't know why. Then both of us started to nod off. Then Silena eventually fell on me, snoring. I woke her up, then she said the strangest things I would imagine her say:

"Good morning, Charlie." she moaned. Then she kissed me.

Then just my luck Annabeth opened the door.

"Sorry, Percy. Clarisse threatened to cut off are- what are you doing?" she asked me, then Silena fell on her.

"Ow! Percy, what happened?" Annabeth demanded.

"You see," I explained. "Silena and I were nodding off, then she fell on me, snoring. The when I woke her up, she called me 'Charlie', greeted me good morning, and then kissed me." I told her.

Annabeth was studying my face, probably checking if I was lying.

"Good, you're telling the truth." she told me. Then I took off my shirt again, I was really sweaty. Then Silena woke up and took her pants off again too.

I looked at everyone, watching us. Then I announced.

"Grover, truth or dare?" I asked my favorite satyr. "Dare." he said, trying to read my emotions."I dare you to eat a hamburger." Everybody gasped. Then Grover read my thoughts and said;

"Sure," he answered, smiling.

Soooo….. did you like it? Good? Bad? Review? Please? Favorite? Alert? I promise more lemons for my little perverts out there. Haha :D And more fluff for those Percabeth fans out there ;D I sweas on the river styx to update as soon as possible. THUNDER* OH SHIZ I WAS JOKING. (THUNDER PLAYS BACKWARDS) REDNUHT* whew.

(October 2, 2015 Update)

Man, what a weirdo I was.

Updated and changed stuff. Hopefully for the better. Now this does not mean new chapters guys. But i think most of you are freaking out. I will do what I did here to most of the other chapters (hopefully). Good night.