Staying Home

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own OHSHC

CLAIMER: I DO own the awesomemazing plot.

Okay so this is my first Ouran fanfiction so please don't kill me if you hate it!

"Haruhi, I'm about to leave for the Transitive convention! Come say good bye!"

"Yeah dad, hold on I'm coming!"

A few seconds later I stumbled out of my room still pulling on my uniform blazer to say goodbye to my dad who was wearing a bright pink dress and had about 4 pounds of makeup on his face alone.

"Oh Haruhi…! You look so adorable!"

"Dad what are you talking about, this is what I wear almost every day…"

"Oh I know, but you look more grown up since you're staying home alone. But are you sure you want to stay home? Maybe you should go stay with someone from the Host club… Except for Tamaki Suou.; I don't trust him.

"Dad don't worry, I'll be fine. You're only going to be gone for a few weeks and I can take care of myself. Now you should go before you miss the train." I said while ushering my dad out the apartment door.

"Okay, but don't forget to lock the doors at night and to keep your cell phone on all the time so that I can call!" Dad said as I gave him one last shove out the door.

"Yeah dad, don't worry; I can handle a few weeks on my own!"

I shut the door and leaned against it sighing. Finally I was home alone; no dad and no host club.

I was going to continued basking in the bliss of being alone for the first time in a long time when there was a very loud pounding on the door.

"Haruhi-chan, open the door! We're here to drive you to school today!"

And just like that my bliss was ruined by the Host Club's very own devils, the Hitachiin twins.

(Later that Morning at School)

"Haruhi…" Hikaru poked me, "Haruhi…" Hikaru poked me again… "Haruhi… Where are you staying while your dad is out of town?"

I continued to ignore the red headed and amber eyed Host.

"Hey Haruhi…" Now Kaoru was poking me, "Haruhi…"

Kaoru and Hikaru poked me at the same time and asked in sync, "Where are you going to stay the next few weeks?"

"At home, now stop poking me." I growled under my breath to the very annoying twins.

"All on your own…? But what if some pervert breaks into your apartment while you're asleep and h—" The twins were cut off by our teacher.

"Excuse me, but would you like to share with the class what you are discussing?" Sensei asked sternly.

"Why yes, because we're sure you'll agree with us." Kaoru said confidently.

Oh no… He wouldn't; wait, he probably would.

"Fujioka-san thinks that he can stay at home alone for the next few weeks and not have to worry about a pervert breaking into his apartment." Hikaru said, using 'he' and 'his' since everyone thought I was a boy.

"Hmm… I see your point. Fujioka-san does appear like a girl at times and does not look too strong…" Oh gawd, now Sensei was siding with the twins. Then the rest of the class nodded in agreement.

"Look Sensei, I can take care of myself."

"Well as your Sensei it is my duty to make sure your safe." It isn't, "to make sure you are safe you should have some of your fellow Hosts stay with you, or you stay with them."

"Exactly what we were thinking Sensei." Hikaru and Kaoru said in sync with mischievous grins playing on their faces.

"I would rather stay home alone."

"Well that is too bad Fujioka; as of now if you do not have a fellow Host staying with you or vice versa I will deduct 60% of your grades."

*sweat drop*

"But Sensei…"

"No, it is final."

The rest of the day passed with me in a bad mood and the twins constantly grinning.

(At the Host Club)

"So who are you going to choose Haruhi-Chan?" Hunny-Sempai asked me with his Lolita cuteness.

"Well I can't choose Tamaki-Sempai because my dad would kill me, and would much rather me choose the twins."

Hearing this, Tamaki got all depressed and went into his corner to sulk.

"Hmm… Well, why don't Kaoru and I move into your place then?"

"What…! I will not have your perverts sleeping in the same apartment as my daughter!" Tamaki yelled, now having his arms around me in a choking hug.

"Sempai… You aren't my father," coughing. "Please let go!" I said as I pushed him off.

"B…But Haruhi! You must allow me to stay with you!"

"No way Sempai; my dad would kill me!"

"I'll deduct your debt by a third if you allow Tamaki to live with you for the next few weeks." Kyoya said while adjusting his glasses.

Damned Shadow Prince and stupid debt; I thought to myself as I also thought that eventually my debt would be gone, but faster if I did this. I sighed and said fine.

So I know the first chapter is short and sorry if I got honorifics wrong! But as said before, this is my first OHSHC fanfiction! Do you think I should continue? Please review!

-JAMZD