A/N: Read the A/N at the bottom of the page to read why it took me SO LONG to update.
The next day.
I came into work to see Monk at Yasu's computer. Laughing, a lot. With Yasu beside him smiling, I already knew what he was reading.
I just ignored him until I heard him say:
"Okay, well, here's one." Monk started typing something on the keyboard, I looked over and read what he wrote.
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21: Mai (AND YASU) is not allowed to call Monk an old man.
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Yasu pushed Monk over and wrote: But we will anyway. :-)
Monk pushed Yasu back over and wrote: Jerk :-(
Yasu's laughed and said, "Any others?"
"Move over and let me type. I could easily add more."
"You guys are both jerks!" I yelled.
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22: Mai is not allowed to 'try' to buy tea.
"Mai, can you make some tea?" Naru said.
"Sure," I said back.
When I got to the kitchen to make some tea, I saw that there was not any tea left.
"Naru, we're out," I said.
"Then go buy some, there's some money on the table."
"Okay."
And so I went to the store to buy some tea.
"Which one is it?..."
You would not believe how many types of teas there are...
Later that day.
Monk came in, not being greeted by the cheerful girl was weird.
"Where's Mai?" Monk said
"She went to buy some tea," Naru said, "Uh..."
"What?"
"That was about 15 minutes ago..."
From that day on Masako went to buy tea, I still can't tell if I'm happy with that...
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23: Mai is not allowed to use clay.
"Ayako, see what I made?" I said.
"Oh, what A cute little man," she said, looking at the figure in Mai's hand
"Uh..." Mai said.
"What?"
"It's you..."
Okay. So she said I was never allowed to use clay again. But her face was priceless.
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24: Mai is not allowed to touch any of the books in Lin's room.
Okay! So I was going to clean up a bit in Lin's office, and when I opened up one of the books and saw that it was a password book. Lin's passwords are 'Very' amusing, like: H0hoHO7Santa7, or: 666Naru666.
But before I could get any farther, Lin came in, looked at what I was holding, took the book and pushed me out.
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25: Mai is not allowed to go on eBay and see how much everything in Monk's house is worth.
"Look Monk! Your record player is worth $400!"
"Are you on my computer?" Lin asked.
At the same time, Monk said, "Did you take my record player?"
"N-no!"
After that day Monk stop letting me come to his house, and Lin got a lock on his office door.
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26: Mai's not allowed to call Naru Scrooge.
He is! Every year he won't let me put up a Christmas tree! And I freeze in the office! Thanks to Naru I know how Bob Cratchit feels!
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27: Mai is not allowed to play Luigi's Mansion.
"What are you playing Mai?..." Yasusaid.
"Luigi's mansion. It's a fun game," I said, sucking up a ghost with a vacuum.
"You know... I kind of want to know where did the sucking-up-ghosts-with-a-vacuum-idea come from?"
"Gee, I don't know."
Luckily Naru was walking by.
"Hey Naru! Where did the sucking-up-ghosts-with-a-vacuum first come from?"
Naru stopped dead, and gave Mai a look like: What? Then just shook his head and continued walking to his office.
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28: Mai...
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"Running out of ideas Monk?" Yasu said.
"Wait, I've got one more," he said with a smile.
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28: Mai is not allowed to use a stapler.
THAT was not something I wanted to remember...
I was stapling paper together while talking to Yasu. Well, I was not paying attention to what I was doing and somehow I got my finger where the staple comes out, and stabbed myself with a staple. After the shock that I stabbed myself with a STAPLE, I yelled in pain.
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"And that's about all I have," Monk said.
I just walked off muttering: Jerks...
A/N
Number 28 was inspired by a true story.
Okay! Yes I did get the next part out. :) Sorry about the 'really' long wait. I was surprised at how much feedback I got for this story, thanks to all who left reviews!
The reason it took me so long to update was that I always thought the problem with these types of stories is when they continue they're sometimes not as funny anymore. So I wanted to make sure that all the numbers in the list at least made you smile, without making Mai look like a girl who can't count to ten.
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Answers to reviews:
Make a list for everyone in SPR?
O_o I have a hard enough time making one Mai. And The only thing I could see in Naru's list would be:
1: Naru can't use his powers.
The end.
Yeah...
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Make background stories for the whole list?
Well, I would find that hard to write. But if anyone wants to use this list as prompts go right ahead. Just tell me if you do. :)
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And once again: Thank you all for the great reviews. :)
And if anyone has ideas, how about you leave it as a prompt and I will try to come up with a story for it.
Thanks for reading!