Author's Note: (Balto=Me)
Balto: Hey guys! It's so good to have you as a reader! So this is my first Neji and Sakura story! Warning: There will be a LOT of swearing and I mean A LOT! Also, in a future chapter there will be a Lemon/Smut and I'll warn you ahead of time about it. Anyway, Before Every chapter there will be a shout out to those who's comment I liked the most and I will let you know the song that best fit's the atmosphere because I enjoyed making fan fictions on Youtube and it was ver-…
Neji: Jeez, don't you ever take a breath?
Sakura: At least SHE talks!
Neji: You are such a child!
Sakura: At least I can prove I'm not!
Neji: what's that supposed to mean!
Balto: *Clears Throat* Anyway, For those who request, For example, if they have children who don't wish to read this, I will also make another Identical one without swearing or smut and -…
Sakura: YOUR SUCH A PRICK!
Neji: And you're an ignorant bitch!
Sakura: Suuuuure, whatever you say, your just jealous.
Neji: I most certainly am not! At least I'm not spoiled!
Sakura: I'm not spoiled! You're the spoiled one Hyuuga!
Neji: Prove it!
Sakura: Let's see, You have servants to cook for you, You have top of the line clothes, you're a snobby snuck up little -…
Neji: At least I don't wear a bright pink thong.
Sakura: WHAT THE FUCK? I DON'T WEAR A THONG!
Neji: Then what's this? *Holds up bright neon thong*
Sakura/Balto: OH SHIT xD *Bursts up laughing*
Neji: What?
Ino: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOINT WITH MY UNDERWEAR?
Neji: Y-your underwear? *Looks at thong* EW! *Drops it*
Ino: What the hell is wrong with you?
Balto: Guys.
Sai: I don't see ugly and him getting along.
Sakura: What Did you just call me?
Neji: Don't get mad at him, he's only telling the truth.
Sakura: Nobody asked you Mr. Ass Wipe!
Balto: Guys!
Konan: Aw man, they are at it again.
Pein: I can see that.
Sasori: My money is on Neji.
Deidara: I don't think so, hm. After Sakura-Chan, kicked your wooden ass my money is on her, un.
Pein/Konan: Sakura…
Zetsu: Neji…
Kisame: Haruno-Sama…
Hidan: My fucking money is on the pink haired bitch.
Itachi: Haruno has great strength but Hyuuga has Byakugan, I say tie.
Kakazu: My money is on Balto…
Balto: SHUT ALL YOU FUCKING MOUTHS OR YOUR ALL GOING TO BE TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASSES!
*Everyone Sweat drops*
Kakazu: Told you, pay up.
*Everyone Pays up*
Kakazu: $_$
Balto: Now then, I hope you guys like this Neji X Sakura fan fiction -…
Neji/Sakura: IT'S A WHAT?
Balto: It's a Neji and Sakura humor and Rom -…
Neji: DON'T!
Balto: *Gulps*
Neji: FINISH THAT SENTENCE!
Balto: *Clears throat nervously* Anyway there will be a few more couples. Pein X Konan…
*Pein and Konan blush and look away*
Balto: SasuHina and NaruHina…
Sasuke: You mean I have to be with the "Hyuuga Heiress", I thought she loved the Idiot.
Naruto: Shut up!
Sasuke: *Smirk*
Balto: How about I just read them off, There not in this order… SasuHina, InoSai, PeinKonan, ShikaTemi, and … Oh dear *Blushes*
Sakura: What?
*Holds out paper to Sakura*
Sakura: Oh dear!
Neji: Let me see that!
Sakura/Balto: NO!
Neji: *Reads* O_O I am NEVER drinking again!
Hinata: W-what is I-it Neji?
*Balto rips the paper from Neji's hands and rips it up and eats half*
*Everyone sweat drops again*
*Neji and Sakura are blushing really deep*
Balto: Uhm… Yeaaaaah.
Neji: WHY?
Sakura: *Speechless* …
Balto: *Sweet drops* Ehehe… Actually, Yes. I like that Idea.
Konan: Is it what I think it is?
Balto: Oh yeah,
Konan: *Smiles*
Neji: *Looks at Balto*
Sakura: *Looks at Balto *
Balto: Anyway I'll let you all get back to the… Ooooh yeah! I remember. I will Need some people to play as Girlfriends for some of the guys. So In your Review I need a Name (First and Last) Color hair, Color Eyes, Color skin, and Attitude.
Ino: Who are the boys?
Balto: Deidara, Sasori, Naruto, Hidan, Kakazu, Itachi, Gaara, Kankuro, Suigetsu, Juggo, and Lee.
Gaara: *Glares* I DON'T Need a Girlfriend!
Balto: YES you DO!
*Gaara and Balto glare at each other with daggers*
Sakura: Alright love birds,
Balto: Shut up, Pinky. -_-' anyway. I also will be in it ^ ^
Gaara: Oh joy.
Balto: *Throws Cookie out the window* Fetch!
Gaara: *Bolts out the window* COOKIE!
*Everyone: ?*
Temari: *Shrugs* He loves cookies.
Balto: So thanks for uhm, putting up with everyone, I hope that you liked the idea, so… Uhm. Hope you like it.
Neji: I hate ignorant bitches.
Sakura: Pot and Kettle, bitch.
Balto: -_-'
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