Author's Note: (Balto=Me)

Balto: Hey guys! It's so good to have you as a reader! So this is my first Neji and Sakura story! Warning: There will be a LOT of swearing and I mean A LOT! Also, in a future chapter there will be a Lemon/Smut and I'll warn you ahead of time about it. Anyway, Before Every chapter there will be a shout out to those who's comment I liked the most and I will let you know the song that best fit's the atmosphere because I enjoyed making fan fictions on Youtube and it was ver-…

Neji: Jeez, don't you ever take a breath?

Sakura: At least SHE talks!

Neji: You are such a child!

Sakura: At least I can prove I'm not!

Neji: what's that supposed to mean!

Balto: *Clears Throat* Anyway, For those who request, For example, if they have children who don't wish to read this, I will also make another Identical one without swearing or smut and -…

Sakura: YOUR SUCH A PRICK!

Neji: And you're an ignorant bitch!

Sakura: Suuuuure, whatever you say, your just jealous.

Neji: I most certainly am not! At least I'm not spoiled!

Sakura: I'm not spoiled! You're the spoiled one Hyuuga!

Neji: Prove it!

Sakura: Let's see, You have servants to cook for you, You have top of the line clothes, you're a snobby snuck up little -…

Neji: At least I don't wear a bright pink thong.

Sakura: WHAT THE FUCK? I DON'T WEAR A THONG!

Neji: Then what's this? *Holds up bright neon thong*

Sakura/Balto: OH SHIT xD *Bursts up laughing*

Neji: What?

Ino: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOINT WITH MY UNDERWEAR?

Neji: Y-your underwear? *Looks at thong* EW! *Drops it*

Ino: What the hell is wrong with you?

Balto: Guys.

Sai: I don't see ugly and him getting along.

Sakura: What Did you just call me?

Neji: Don't get mad at him, he's only telling the truth.

Sakura: Nobody asked you Mr. Ass Wipe!

Balto: Guys!

Konan: Aw man, they are at it again.

Pein: I can see that.

Sasori: My money is on Neji.

Deidara: I don't think so, hm. After Sakura-Chan, kicked your wooden ass my money is on her, un.

Pein/Konan: Sakura…

Zetsu: Neji…

Kisame: Haruno-Sama…

Hidan: My fucking money is on the pink haired bitch.

Itachi: Haruno has great strength but Hyuuga has Byakugan, I say tie.

Kakazu: My money is on Balto…

Balto: SHUT ALL YOU FUCKING MOUTHS OR YOUR ALL GOING TO BE TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASSES!

*Everyone Sweat drops*

Kakazu: Told you, pay up.

*Everyone Pays up*

Kakazu: $_$

Balto: Now then, I hope you guys like this Neji X Sakura fan fiction -…

Neji/Sakura: IT'S A WHAT?

Balto: It's a Neji and Sakura humor and Rom -…

Neji: DON'T!

Balto: *Gulps*

Neji: FINISH THAT SENTENCE!

Balto: *Clears throat nervously* Anyway there will be a few more couples. Pein X Konan…

*Pein and Konan blush and look away*

Balto: SasuHina and NaruHina…

Sasuke: You mean I have to be with the "Hyuuga Heiress", I thought she loved the Idiot.

Naruto: Shut up!

Sasuke: *Smirk*

Balto: How about I just read them off, There not in this order… SasuHina, InoSai, PeinKonan, ShikaTemi, and … Oh dear *Blushes*

Sakura: What?

*Holds out paper to Sakura*

Sakura: Oh dear!

Neji: Let me see that!

Sakura/Balto: NO!

Neji: *Reads* O_O I am NEVER drinking again!

Hinata: W-what is I-it Neji?

*Balto rips the paper from Neji's hands and rips it up and eats half*

*Everyone sweat drops again*

*Neji and Sakura are blushing really deep*

Balto: Uhm… Yeaaaaah.

Neji: WHY?

Sakura: *Speechless* …

Balto: *Sweet drops* Ehehe… Actually, Yes. I like that Idea.

Konan: Is it what I think it is?

Balto: Oh yeah,

Konan: *Smiles*

Neji: *Looks at Balto*

Sakura: *Looks at Balto *

Balto: Anyway I'll let you all get back to the… Ooooh yeah! I remember. I will Need some people to play as Girlfriends for some of the guys. So In your Review I need a Name (First and Last) Color hair, Color Eyes, Color skin, and Attitude.

Ino: Who are the boys?

Balto: Deidara, Sasori, Naruto, Hidan, Kakazu, Itachi, Gaara, Kankuro, Suigetsu, Juggo, and Lee.

Gaara: *Glares* I DON'T Need a Girlfriend!

Balto: YES you DO!

*Gaara and Balto glare at each other with daggers*

Sakura: Alright love birds,

Balto: Shut up, Pinky. -_-' anyway. I also will be in it ^ ^

Gaara: Oh joy.

Balto: *Throws Cookie out the window* Fetch!

Gaara: *Bolts out the window* COOKIE!

*Everyone: ?*

Temari: *Shrugs* He loves cookies.

Balto: So thanks for uhm, putting up with everyone, I hope that you liked the idea, so… Uhm. Hope you like it.

Neji: I hate ignorant bitches.

Sakura: Pot and Kettle, bitch.

Balto: -_-'

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