Hans von Hozel: Morrissey and Mercury

Disclaimers: Bill Compton belongs to Charlaine Harris. Morrissey and Mercury belong to themselves.

Morrissey was making a skipping through the woods, making a singing.

"Call me morbid, call me pale..."

All of a sudden, Douchebag!

"Where you get boyband hair? You no in boyband!" yelled Morrissey.

"Ah'm Queen!" said the Douchebag.

"No!" shouted Freddie Mercury. "I am Queen!"

"No! Ah'm Queen!" Douchebag cried, throwing lemons.

"Ah'm a Vampire Queen!" she made a shouting.

"We don't care," say Morrissey and Mercury. "We don't like you. You no Britons."

"Wait!" Douchebag screamed. "Ah..."

Freddie the Mercury unsheathd his broadsword and swinged it, making a hitting on the Douchebag.

Her head felled off and she was dead.

Morrissey and Freddie Mercury danubed to Belle Rive, where they made a dancing.

AN: Gosh, don't even ask. Doesn't it just make you happy? Song quoted is "Half a Person" by the Smiths.