Hey People! Again this dude who is getting my files is taking a long, long, loooong time. Yeah, I know. Trust me I am more pissed off than any of you. So in the meantime please enjoy this new story while I wait for my old ones to be fished out of my hard drive. So this story isn't going to be very long. I'll tell you that much. So here you go.

Summary: Naruto makes a bet and has to work in a club for a week. He has to keep it from his overly protective boyfriend. Wait, what's his boyfriend doing in the club? SasuNaru.

WARNING: Cursing, alcohol, some drugs, strip dancing, pole dancing, lap dancing, really bad pick-up lines, and yaoi (Lemons, limes, kissing and some naughty language and gestures.)

Disclaimer: Guess who owns Naruto! … Masashi Kishimoto!

Me: hey there everybody! Guess what? I got a new friend! Yay! All cheer. Anyway, her name is…Sylvia. No that is not her real name. She picked that name because she likes Sylvia Plath. I wish I had thought of that first. Anyway, she is a yaoi fan! Say hi Sylvia!

Sylvia: Hi! This is like sooooo cool. I never imagined you wrote fanfiction. I can't wait to read the ones you've posted! Anyway, hello people of the world. I am a huge yaoi fan and also a huge Sylvia Plath fan. Actually, that is how I met Kat. We started talking about Sylvia and now we're friends.

Me: Okay, so yeah, that is Sylvia ladies and gents. If you want to know more about her you can look on my profile. Now, on with the story!

In a Week's Time

Chapter 1

Prolog: The Bet

A blonde haired man sat in a booth of a twenty-four hour fast food place waiting impatiently for his friend to arrive. He had been waiting since twelve-o-clock midnight. And it was now two in the morning. The blonde wanted to order something, but he knew that if he did and his friend found out, there would be hell to pay. The same goes if he just up and left. He laid his head on the table trying his best to fight off sleep. It was a good thing his boyfriend worked really late. He never got home before four in the morning. If he knew the blonde was out here at this time of night, he would have a seizure. His boyfriend didn't like him going off on his own. He always said, "You're not allowed to go out on your own because weird people stare at your tight round ass and plot out how they can get you in a dark alley so they can rape you!" The blonde rolled his eyes, as if that was true.

"Hey! You better not be sleeping!" The blonde groaned and cursed his friend for being so loud at this time of night. "Hey, are you listening to me? Naruto!"

Naruto lifted his head and glared at his friend, Kiba. "You're late. Which wouldn't really be too bad except for the fact that you're two hours late!"

Kiba sat down in front of him and glared. "Hey I just came from work you idiot! I can't be blamed when my boss decides to give me an extra shift! Unlike you, who has is boyfriend doing everything for him, people like me actually have to work!"

"Hey, it's not my fault. I wouldn't mind working. But Sasuke just won't let me leave the house unless I'm with him." The blonde complained.

"Hah! Trust me, Blondie, you're lucky you don't have to work."

"Oh, so now I'm lucky for having an overprotective boyfriend?"

"Well, no. But you are lucky you don't work. You wouldn't last." Kiba laughed. Naruto frowned. What did he mean by that? But before he ask Kiba stood. "I'm going to order now. You're getting the usual, right?" The blonde nodded and Kiba left.

What did that mean? "You wouldn't last." Did Kiba think that Naruto was some pampered, spoiled person? Like those rich people he and Kiba liked to make fun of. What was Kiba thinking? He knew Naruto couldn't be like that. Not with the past he had. But then again, now that Naruto was with Sasuke he was living in a big house, and if he ever wanted something Sasuke would just get it for him. Just like that. He didn't need to earn anything. Could he have changed into one of those rich people?

"Okay! Here we go, I'm starved." Kiba said, placing the tray of food on the table. "Well, let's dig in!"

"I would do great at a job." The blonde muttered. He had to prove Kiba wrong! "And not just any job, but your job! You're always complaining about how hard it is working in a bar, and how much of an ass your boss is, but it's not that hard! All you have to do is mix a few drinks and serve them to people. It's easy." Naruto smirked.

Kiba's mouth was wide open, and it wasn't just because he had his burger right in front of it. He was shocked the blonde would actually say that. But he was even more pissed. He dropped his burger and snapped. "You idiot! You don't get it! Sure that's my job, but you have no idea how hard it is. You've never even been to a bar!"

"Well no, but that's just because Sasuke says they're unsafe and I am never to step foot in one."

"Then you have no right to make a comment like that. Don't you understand? The bar I work at isn't that simple. It's not just alcoholic drinks, but also food, and there are strippers, and hosts, and a boss that's just out to make it as hard as he possibly can for his employees. For instance, while I'm at the bar I'm in charge of knowing when to cut someone off, and if someone's really drunk I'm in charge of getting them home safely. And sometimes when we're low on staff, my ass of a boss makes me work different jobs! Like one day I might be stuck in the kitchen helping the bastard chief and bringing out the orders to the right tables. Or I might end up having to be a stripper, or having to pole dance for people. But the worst is when some joker hits on you and you have to be nice. And if that dip weed talks to the boss you might have to end up giving that joker a lap dance. Even if he's an old fart. And you can't refuse because not only would you lose your job, but it's extra pay for substituting. And you can't turn down extra money, with the low salary you get!" [1]

"Oh, come on. Be more realistic idiot. Why would they ask you to be a stripper, they would ask a girl."

Kiba ground his teeth together in frustration. "Well, if you'd ever been to the bar I work at you would know that it's a GAY BAR!"

Naruto froze as all of the people around them started staring. Some were even whispering to each other. The blonde gave a nervous laugh, and started on his food. When Kiba realized what he had down, he did the same. Neither said a word.

Half an hour later Naruto stood. They were about to leave, and still hadn't said anything to each other. So Naruto decided to do so. "Come on Kiba, you're overreacting. I mean, even someone like me can probably do that job."

Kiba paused for a minute before smirking. If he played his cards right he could get a week free. "Okay Blondie, care to put your money were your mouth is?"

Naruto paused. "What do you mean?"

"I mean a bet."

"Sasuke told me I'm never allowed to bet, because it will only lead to trouble."

"Are you really going to do everything Sasuke tells you? You're worse than a daddy's boy."

Naruto growled. "No, I won't! Fine, what's the bet?"

Kiba gave a low chuckle. "Simple, you say you can do my job then for one week you'll take my place at the bar. You'll work the job that I work. I'm sure the boss wouldn't mind as long as there is someone there to substitute for me. You'll probably end up running in just a day. But if you make it to the end of the week, I'll give you my salary!"

The blonde thought about it. He was talking big. But Kiba was probably exaggerating anyways. He could do this. But this would be a bar. A gay bar no less. Sasuke would massacre him if he found out. But then again, Kiba only works from six to midnight. Sometimes a little more, but it wouldn't be that late. And Sasuke has to go to work at noon. And he's there until four in the morning so he could always do this in secret. Naruto smirked. "You've got yourself a deal. But Sasuke is not allowed to find out."

"Deal!" Kiba took the blonde's hand shook it. "So you better get rid of your cell phone."

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Why?"

"Because I heard Sasuke say one time that he put a tracker in it so if you ever sneak away or something he can find you."

Naruto's eyes went wide. "You liar!" Suddenly something fell in front of the blonde. He bent down to pick it up, unaware of the hand slowly reaching for his butt. Before Kiba could say something, a pale hand shot out and grabbed the man's arm. The man looked up from Naruto's ass only to meet eyes that assured impending doom. The man pulled his arm free and ran out. Naruto stood and turned around, piece of paper in his hand, and jumped back in shock. "Sasuke!" The blonde screamed. "What are you doing here?"

"Naruto, what have I told you about leaving the house without me?" Sasuke glared at his lover.

"I just went out with Kiba! And besides, how did you know I was here?"

Sasuke smirked. "I have my ways."

Naruto froze and looked at his cell before looking up at Kiba. The brunette smirked and mouthed "I told you so!" The blonde scowled before turning back to his boyfriend. "Hey, wait you're really early!"

"No I'm not. I just left work because I called home and no one answered." Sasuke grabbed the blonde's arm and dragged him out, only giving Kiba a nod as goodbye. When they were outside the blonde pulled his arm free and opened his mouth to let out a few harsh words, but was silenced by a pair of lips. Just as fast as the kiss began it ended. The raven pulled back and looked the blonde right in the eye. "You have no right to say anything after worrying me like that." Sasuke smirked lifting the blondes chin. "I think you're in need of some punishment." Naruto swallowed loudly.

Naruto and Kiba sat at Kiba's house. The brunette smirked. "Okay, here is what you will do. I talked to my boss and he said he was just fine with it as long as someone works. Now, you'll start on Monday, which is tomorrow. And you'll work until Saturday. We get Sundays off. So you'll have to do the job I do. You know, I explained before. And you don't need to worry if you have to strip because you can wear a mask. Well, a mask that covers your eyes. And you will be wearing a wig, and make up to covers your whiskers. [2] So then if someone you know or something comes in, they won't recognize you and tell on you to your boyfriend. Sound good?"

"Yeah." Kiba was just ecstatic. "But…" Naruto smirked. "I don't like the fact that you make fun of me when I complain about Sasuke and my life style. So, instead of you doing what you like this week, why don't you try living my life?"

"WHAT!" Kiba yelled. "Why the hell would I do that?"

"Simple, what if Sasuke gets home before me some day. You need to be there. You can wear a wig and put on some make up. It won't be that hard. Besides, Sasuke gets home in the middle of the night. So all you have to do is call me and pretend to be asleep." Naruto grinned. "It's perfect!"

Kiba scowled and looked down at the floor. "I never said we would do that."

"Yeah, but you never said we wouldn't." Naruto smirked. "So, do we have a deal or not?"

"Fine!" Kiba nodded. "You're going to back out in a few days anyway."

Naruto growled. "You wish."

[1] Just a hint on what's to come. ;)

[2] By whiskers he means his scars. You probably already knew that but I felt like I needed to point it out.

Okay, so that is the first chapter. I am thinking this story will have seven chapters. So yeah, I hope you enjoy it and review. Cause the more you review the faster I will post. And yes, I will post faster this time! Believe it! Okay, so yeah, Sylvia wanted to say bye!

Sylvia: Good bye everyone. I cannot tell you how happy I am to get to read this before everyone else! :D