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Iwa's Vanishing Cyclone: Chapter 3

"…" Everyone was stunned, speechless, and downright shocked. Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Senju? Uzumaki was generally ignored, seeing as how Uzu no Kuni was destroyed by the Kyuubi before it moved on to Konoha, so most of them, especially the younger generation never knew that they existed. Onoki paled at that name though, seeing as how he read an ancient text that only had 2 words legible on it. Uzumaki, and Rinnegan, the most powerful dojustu, not seen since the Rikudo Sennin. Namikaze was understood, after a while of thinking. Of course the noble Yondaime Hokage would never have had a child! That's what most of the crowd was thinking. A few of the Jonin though figured out what happened when they saw the seal on his stomach. He was a demon container! Yondaime would have never sealed a demon into another's child. He was much too noble for that. Therefore, he sealed the Kyuubi no Yoko in his child, the best he could do in order to defeat the fox. Then they turned to his last name. Senju? That meant that Naruto was somehow related to the Shodaime Hokage, Hashirama Senju, the Nidaime Hokage, Tobirama Senju, and the Slug Princess of the Densetsu no Sannin, Tsunade Senju. Onoki was trying to figure out how to get Naruto to join the village when Kurotsuchi glomped (flying tackle hug no justu XD) Naruto. She was thanking him over and over, and then, while everyone was sweat dropping, kissed him. Naruto was stunned, and Kurotsuchi was blushing as she jumped off of him, and hid behind her grandfather's legs. Not only did he manage to get captured by Iwa, but he had saved the Tsuchikage's granddaughter, and gotten her to kiss him, all in one day! Then Naruto collapsed from the mental overload, but not before everyone noticed a wooden chibi Naruto jump out of his sleeve, and sink into the ground.

"KAWAII!" Kurotsuchi chased after the tiny little tunnel that was being formed as chibi Naruto tried to get away. While everyone was sweat dropping except her and Naruto (he pulled a Hinata faint, remember?), Onoki was amazed. Mokuton (Wood Release)! What else does he have? Yoton (Lava Release)? Satetsu (Iron Sand)? Rinnegan? It looks like he pulls out kekkei genkai and lost techniques out of his ass! Shaking his head, he picked up Naruto and brought him back to his hospital room, where he put up a barrier, and waited until Naruto would hopefully wake up.

3 hours later

By this time, even Onoki was running out of patience, though it was amusing when he saw Kurotsuchi finally catch chibi Naruto out in the hallway, after forcing him to jump out of the ground to avoid her Yoton: Yōgan Hara (Lava Release: Lava Field). She proceeded to squeeze him into near death with a hug, and was now waiting with her grandfather while holding a dazed chibi Naruto like a favorite plushy. Just when Onoki was about to knock Naruto on the head, Naruto woke up.

"Ugh… So you're not gonna kill me, eh? Oh, and Kuro-chan, why the heck are you holding a chibi wooden me?" When he said that, he noticed 2 things. One was that he had said Kuro-chan, and the other was that the failed Moku Bunshin (Wood Clone), which he now recognized it as, was moving. Where the hell did 'chan' come from?

'Ha ha ha! I told you that you liked her! Ha ha ha ha!' Shut up you miserable excuse for a kitsune!

Okay, so they know that I have Mokuton and that my dad was the Yondaime, but they don't know exactly how I got the Senju and Uzumaki names, as well as the fact that I know Rasengan, and my Yoton abilities. Hmm, maybe I should become an Iwa Nin. It's not illegal seeing as how I own everything that I have with me, as well as the fact that academy students are civilians. I think that's a good idea!

"How would you like to be an Iwa Nin?" Onoki's question brought Naruto back from his thoughts, and now he was smiling broadly. "As the Saikuron no Shōshitsu (Vanishing Cyclone), all we will do is change the fact of what village you're from, and nothing else. You can be a Jonin if you want, with your skills it would be easy for you. And you would still be an A class Nin. How about it? Also, how are you related to the Senjus and Uzumakis, if you don't mind me asking?"

Pulling out a sheet of paper from within his storage seals, Naruto showed him a Chakra Family Tree, one of the few in existence. Chakra Family Trees were unable to show false relationships, because of how the seal on it acts. It will only display a black band between those who were married, and their children. This one only showed 5 red names, the people who Naruto were related to and alive. Tsunade Senju, Nagato Uzumaki, Cheshire Uzumaki Namikaze Senju, Jiraiya Gama, the Toad Sage (Onoki raised an eyebrow at this, but it showed that he had no blood relation to Naruto, and was just married to Tsunade, causing him to be part of the family) and of course Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Senju. It showed how Minato Namikaze was a direct descendant of Tobirama Senju, the Nidaime Hokage, and how Kushina Uzumaki was one of Tsunade Senju's first cousins.

"Sure, but could I not be a Jonin? I'd rather be an academy student with Kuro-chan." As Naruto asked his questions, Kurotsuchi was blushing and daydreaming. He likes me? She was dazed for the rest of their little hashing out, and soon enough, there was no Naruto Uzumaki of Konoha, but Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Senju of Iwa. As Onoki walked away with a triumphant smile, with a standard civilian transfer sheet in his hand, he had one thought only. I wonder what that old SOB Danzo will think when he sees this, especially since he can't do anything about it! What I wouldn't give to see his face when that happens…

5 years later

"Yoton: Dai Funka (Great Eruption)!" Naruto was sparring with his teammates Kurotsuchi and Han, the container for the Gobi (5 tailed horse), a master of Futton (Boil Release) due to his prisoner. Han is Naruto's best friend, but constantly teases both of his teammates about their relationship. They were all genin, but Naruto was by now at least low Kage level, listed under the name Saikuron no Shōshitsu (Vanishing Cyclone) of Iwa and listed as an S-class Nin with his ability to use Kie Sutōmu (Disappearing Storm), and 15 advanced shunshin to go to markers set around Iwa. He also had improved the Rasengan to a point where he could put any element chakra into it, with varying results. He was currently working on improving his Suiton: Rasengan (Water Release: Spiraling Sphere) to a final stage where it would erode his target's cells instead of just blasting them away with a water enhanced chakra. Suiton: Rasengan was the easiest and least dangerous because it was water. Doton: Rasengan (Earth Release: Spiraling Sphere) came next because it actually creates an explosion reminiscent of a certain blond man who says, "Art is a blast!" Katon: Rasengan (Fire Release: Spiraling Sphere) was next because it burns the target as well as evaporating the moisture in their eyes, causing them to be blind for about 4-10 minutes. Raiton: Rasengan (Lightning Release: Spiraling Sphere) was the second strongest and most useful because it fries the immediate 3 inches in every direction from the impact point, and also messes up the target's nervous system, incapacitating them for around an hour, plenty of time to either kill them, or capture them, if they survive the initial blast. The most deadly and destructive of them all was Futon: Rasengan (Wind Release: Spiraling Sphere). This was because it literally cut the targets down on the cellular level. If you were hit with that, there was no coming back for you. It also was a work in progress, because Naruto was trying to find a way to throw it, seeing as how it looks like a shuriken, so it might as well be able to fly like one. He also wanted to be able to just incapacitate an opponent, so he made a weaker one called Odama Rasengan (Great Spiraling Sphere) that made it stronger than the original Rasengan because of more Chakra, but it was only deadly to lower level Jonin because it didn't explode but rather dissipated if Naruto so wished. Naruto could now make a wood army with his Mokuton: Idaina Kakumei (Wood Release: Great Revolution) which could make many different types of warriors and generals which could in fact use their own justu, and could use any bloodlines that Naruto had see before. They were limited to one kekkei genkai per soldier though. Also, Naruto could only make up to 20 of these fighters at a time, because he had to split his soul to use this justu. Using this justu, Naruto could also replicate a weaker version of someone by making them out of wood with this justu. The imitations would never stand up against the originals, but copy the Kages and you have an extremely effective killing machine, at around low S-rank Nin. While Naruto couldn't use wood to manipulate and control biju like his great grand uncle, he could still use wood attacks and Moku Bunshin (Wood Clones). While his Yoton skills were not as graceful or as quick as his girlfriend's, he made up for it with raw power. A Yoton: Yōgan Hara (Lava Release: Lava Field) from Kurotsuchi would take place instantly, but only cover at most 10,000 square feet. Naruto could make it go on until the horizon and farther, depending on the amount of chakra he poured into the justu. However, it takes him around 2 seconds to actually get the justu started, so in one on one, versus Kurotsuchi, he was forced to use his other abilities.

However, Naruto was not the only amazing one on his team. Their Jonin Sensei was amazing. He is Iwa's Diamond Fang, one of the only 2 people to get the SS-ninja rank, and the only one alive today. He fought the Yondaime to a standstill, and could use Kaneton (Metal Release) which was actually not a bloodline, but an extremely difficult form of Doton. He was known for defeating the ex-head of the Inazuka with their own jutsu Tsūga (Passing Fang), while using Kaneton justu to hold back an entire army of Jonin. He also used his famed Kaneton: Tetsu no Yōsai (Metal Release: Iron Fortress Jutsu) to protect Iwa for 2 whole hours, amazing because that costs around 4 tails of youkai from the Kyuubi, and rumors had it that he fought after that, even using more jutsu before collapsing from chakra exhaustion.

Han was amazing. He had made a pact with the Gobi so that the Gobi would not try to pour influence into his youkai when Han asked for it, and Han would summon him using the turtle contract held by his uncle in law Maito Gai once a month to go feed on giant jellyfish in Nami no Kuni (the Land of Waves). Han had also completed an S-rank mission when he volunteered to be the decoy to save the rest of his team when they were pinned down by Kiri shinobi during a false mission where people were trying to assassinate their sensei. Han eventually got away, and Naruto found him when he went back after 2 days. He was alive and kicking, and fishing in the forest when he was 'rescued', but he wisely didn't say anything when Naruto was boasting. It was not wise to piss of a Kage level shinobi.

Kurotsuchi was considered a genius. She had the 'perfect chakra control' achieved by only 3 people ever. Tsunade of the Densetsu no Sannin, because of her awesome medic skills, Kakashi Hatake, who had a 99.9% chakra control efficiency because his chakra reserves were poor even for Chunin standards, and now her, due to her medical expertise. She was considered the most talented medic since Tsunade, the most powerful kunoichi since Konoha's Red Death, Kushina Uzumaki, and the fastest ninja since Naruto. She was faster than Maito Gai without his weights, but in a taijustu match she would still lose due to his insane expertise. She and Han were known as the Lava Princess and Acid Burner respectively, and they were both B-class Nin in the bingo books. What was extremely funny was that every other hidden village thought that they were experienced adults, but really they were just teens who had their first D-rank 2 months prior to their current time, but they took B-rank missions regularly, and an odd A-rank wasn't uncommon. In fact, they had a mission record that put even the legendary Team Minato to shame.

As Naruto called for a break, a ROCK operative blurred into view, and told them that the Tsuchikage had summoned them. As Naruto used one of his now famed advanced shunshin, the kitsune shunshin that left an extremely confused fox summon where he once stood. The foxes usually poofed back to their domain, but when Naruto had been experimenting with the justu, he had once summoned the 8 tailed fox mate of the Kyuubi. That's when he learned the Kyuubi was female. She was still evil and sinister, but Naruto didn't find her scary after that. In fact, he ignored her rants most of the time, and her children and spouse laughed at her all the time. Naruto had gotten Kyuubi to stop bugging him by devising a seal that allowed her to be trapped in her domain, rather than his stomach. He still had access to her youkai though. She could now interact freely with her subjects, and took back her throne as queen of the Kitsunes. Naruto was currently trying to find a way to summon her without messing with the seal on his stomach. Since his seal was a lot stronger than Han's, he wasn't able to summon Kyuubi without dying. Therefore, he was reading up on seals, and taken to it like a fish to water. He could make explosive tags in the blink of an eye, and could use the Kie Sutōmu like his dad did with the Hiraishin (Flying Thunder God). He could also make seals that allowed someone to channel chakra through weapons, and had made a special katana and wakizashi for himself and his male teammates, seeing as how they all knew some form of kenjustu, and Naruto was learning a style based off of Dance of the Crescent Moon. It was called Waltz of the Moon Goddess, and it emphasized on speed and skill rather than power. After all, all the power in the world won't help you if you couldn't hit your target.

When all of the team had arrived via shunshin, they were given there first joint S-class mission. It was to go to Suna, and assassinate the Ichibi container. Naruto frowned at the mission, but it was an order, and orders were law, especially since S-class missions could not be refused. Naruto grabbed everyone, and used Kie Sutōmu to teleport them to the border of Rock country and Wind country. Naruto was in deep thought. Suna, ready or not, here I come!

So how do you guys like it? Next time, Naruto vs Suna