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As Jade reached the top of the staircase, she took the time to actually look at the home. It was true, the Lewis' were well off. Real chestnut wood floorboards covered the hallway and were complemented nicely by what looked like hand woven green rugs full of intricate patterns and spirals. The walls were a dark green, similar to the colour of the rugs and adorned with paintings of lush green landscapes boasting breath taking views.

Further down the hall sat a long dark oak side-table littered with family photographs sitting on top of a large, frilly doyley.

"Ugh, doyley. I hate that word." The young goth girl thought.

Jade was broken from her internal rant about the stupidity of doyleys by a high pitched wail coming from behind her. She turned around to see the door at the end of the hall slightly ajar, showing a small amount of pink wall paper. Lily was awake.

"Oh, crap…"

The teenager stood as still as she could, determined not to make a noise as she fiercely willed the young child to go back to sleep. But no such luck as another ear piercing wail came from the room at the end of the hall, this one louder than the last.

Jade sighed in defeat and made her way down the hall to the infant's room. If the little brat kept whining Beck would hear and come up, thinking she couldn't even handle a one year-old. She could too thank you very much …or at least she hoped she could, how hard could it be?

As Jade walked into the bedroom she caught sight of the young child sitting up on her knees shaking the side of the cot as she let out another loud wail and cried. Jade did the first thing that came to mind.

"SHUT UP!"

Instantly the infant ceased crying and looked up at the strange girl standing in the doorway. Lily had never seen anyone like Jade and sat there and observed this new person as she sniffled.

"Wow, that was easy." Jade said, before the younger girl burst into tears again.

"Or not. What do you want?" The raven haired girl whined as she walked over to the one year-old and picked her up, only causing her to cry louder.

"Oh crap what do I do?" Jade panicked slightly, causing her to jump as she was caught off guard by her phone ringing. It was her mum, probably calling to ask where she was, like she really cared. Jade pressed 'ignore' and turned back to the child in her arms who she realised had stopped crying and was staring at her pear phone.

"What, you like music?" Jade asked the toddler who just stared back at her in response.

"Hm…I doubt anything I have on my phone would be suitable for you…" The teen mumbled to herself as she placed the little girl on the mat in the centre of the room and sat down across from her.

Just then Jade spotted a small teddy bear leant against the toy box and an idea for a song came to her.

"If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise. If you go out in the woods today, you better go in disguise." Jade began to sing as she grabbed the teddy bear and shook it from side to side, making it dance.

"For every bear that ever there was, will gather there for certain, because, today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic."

If you had told had told Jade West earlier today that she would spend her night singing Teddy Bear Picnic to a one year-old, she would have called you crazy, but here she was. The only plus side was that Lily seemed to be enjoying herself as she giggled and reached for the bear. Jade let her grab the bear as she continued singing.

"Picnic time for teddy bears- OW! What is it with your family and throwing things at me?" Lily sat there and giggled at the older girl, she was definitely enjoying herself.

Beck looked up the staircase from where he sat watching Declan play with his building blocks. His girlfriend had been up there for over half an hour now and he was beginning to get worried about her.

"Let's go see what the girl's are doing." The young actor said, picking up Declan and carrying the giggling boy under his arm and up the stairs.

When he got to the landing, Beck looked around and saw the light on in the room at the end of the hall. Gently he placed Declan over the other side of the stair safety rail and went through himself before ushering the young child towards his sister's room.

"Jade, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Beck's jaw dropped at the scene in front of him. His girlfriend and one year-old Lilly were both sitting cross legged on the floor surrounded by dolls sporting buzz cuts as their hacked off hair covered the floor and the two girls.

"We're playing 'barber shop'." Jade smirked evilly as she mercilessly snipped another chunk of hair off the blonde doll she was holding.

"You gave a one year-old scissors?"

"They're safety scissors. Plus this was my favourite game when I was around her age, and she seems to like it." The black haired girl argued, pointing to Lilly who was giggling like a lunatic as she attacked her doll's hair, pink safety scissors barely leaving a mark.

"That's because she doesn't know the hair won't grow back." Beck sighed as he began to pick up the discarded dolls and place them to one side.

"We have to clean this up now Jade."

"Why? I'm actually starting to enjoy myself."

"Jade…"

"Oh alright fine! You clean up the floor and I'll try to get the rest of the doll hair off of us." Jade sighed as she picked up Lilly and placed her on her hip.

"Thank you." Beck smiled, kissing her on the cheek and enjoyed the small smile he received in return.

Half an hour later the mess upstairs had been cleaned up and Beck sat comfortably on the living room sofa as he watched the two children play with each other on the floor, Jade snuggled up under his arm.

"They're kind of cute aren't they?"

"When they're not screaming their heads off or pooping their pants, I guess they're alright." Jade shrugged, which was really her way of saying that yes, she thought they were very cute.

A few minutes later Lilly and Declan both began to yawn and rub their eyes, tired from the day.

"Looks like someone needs to go to bed." Beck sighed as he started to get off the couch.

"Really how'd you work that out genius?" Jade smirked sarcastically as she watched her boyfriend pick up a sleepy Declan and head upstairs.

"I guess that means I'm stuck with you again huh?" Jade sighed as she picked up an already half asleep Lilly and carried her up to her room.

After Lilly was tucked into bed, (she fell asleep as soon as her little head hit the pillow thank God) Jade walked over to Declan's room and couldn't help but smile as she watched her boyfriend tuck the young boy in and kiss him on the forehead.

Beck placed the book he had read Declan on the dresser and smiled at his girlfriend in the doorway.

"That wasn't so bad now was it babe?" The young actor asked, wrapping his arms around his girlfriend's waist.

"Some parts were actually tolerable." Jade agreed, wrapping her arms around his shoulders and looking him in the eye. "But you still own me a lot for putting up with this." Jade smirked, breaking away from him to close the bedroom door before pushing him up against it roughly and attacking his lips with her own. Beck smirked against her lips and returned the kiss with just as much force, pulling his girl as close to him as possible.

"I'm back!" came the call from downstairs, causing the two teenagers to break apart.

"Why now?" Jade whined leaning her head against Beck's chest in defeat.

"Babe relax, the RV is still free." Beck winked at her as he headed downstairs to greet Mrs. Lewis, happy that the night was over and eager to spend it the way he had originally planned…


I am so sorry about the long wait but I've been swamped lately with 5 final assessments due, work and TAFE, I averaged about only 3-4 hours of sleep a night last week :( But anyway, enough excuses from me, let me know how you liked the story and I promise to update future stories a lot quicker :)

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