Warning: It's a bit of a sexy morning. ;)

Chapter 11

Muscular Men in Dresses

"We're going to the mall!" My mother exclaimed the next morning.

"Why?" I asked.

"You'll see." She winked. "Now go wake up Naru."

I went to my room to go wake up Naru. What could my mother be planning?

I walked into my room to find a sprawled out Naruto. I looked at him up and down. The blankets were everywhere, hardly covering his body. He only had a pair of boxers on. I closed my door and crept into the room. I stood at the end of the bed and watched as Naruto took deep breaths as he slept. I prepped myself. I hopped onto the bed, and on Naruto, kissing him. He woke up shocked, and then fell into the kiss. "Morning Sunshine." I said sexily once we separated. We kissed again. "Or should I say Sexy?"

Naruto smirked and kissed me again. He slipped his hands up my shirt. "You know you're just making my morning wood stronger right?"

I smirked and took that as a sign. I winked as I pushed him so he was lying down, fully spread out, with me holding his hands above his head. I kissed him fiercely as I let one hand slip down into his boxers. He opened his mouth at the sudden feeling of my grip on him. I took the chance and stuck my tongue in, exploring. I found his tongue and wrestled mine with his. As my tongue occupied his mouth my hand started to stroke his erected member. He moaned on my mouth. I sucked on his tongue as I stroked him faster. He started moving his hips to my movements. We separated for a breath. He told me he was close.

I stopped my stroking and moved my head down to his crotch. I pulled at his boxers, as the top pulled at his erection. I smirked as I pulled the waistband over his erection. It popped up in front of my face. I smirked as I took him in whole, bobbing my head. I heard him moan. I bobbed a little fasted as I moved my tongue around him. He moaned louder, telling me he was cuming. I got ready as he came into my mouth. I swallowed it all. I liked around to clean up.

"You taste good." I winked as I came back up to him and pulled his boxers back up. I kissed him again.

The door opened, but apparently neither of us noticed as we heard a voice. "I thought I told you to wake him up, not eat him out." My mother said.

~SasuNaru~

We were in the mall, Sasuke and I. We were trying to find the latest game of Final Fantasy in Game Stop. Once we found it and bought it we walked around in the mall for a small while.

"Saaaasuke!" We both turned around to find Sasuke's mom running over to us.

"Yes Mom?" Sasuke asked

Sasuke's mom pointed behind us, only to find a clothing store. "Oh no." We both said simultaneously.

"Now common boys." Sasuke's mom said as she grabbed both of us and pulled us into the store.

She dragged us over to the women's section of the store where all the dresses were. She grabbed a few dresses, two of each, and gave us them, dragging us to the changing rooms. She pushed us in to a bigger changing room. "I'm not letting either of you out until you put those on."

We both sighed as we started putting a dress on. We both put different ones on. Before i started changing myself, i looked at what Sasuke chose. Sasuke chose the darkest one that was given to him. It was a black-grey dress, with waves of each color all down the dress. It had cups to hold A sized boobs, which Sasuke didn't have, leaving a little bit of cloth hanging. In the middle of the cleavage of the dress was a small black bow, which was quite cute. I blushed a little as I looked at him.

"What are you looking at?" Sasuke asked with an irritated look on his face, slightly blushing.

I laughed a little. "You're cute." I winked.

He got even more irritated and looked away. "Put your fucking dress on."

I laughed again, but this time lauder. "Yes ma'am."

I looked through the dresses and chose one. It was orange and white polka dots. The polka dots were over one another, filling the dress. The cups were size A also, leaving the fabric hanging a bit. Between the cups and the bottom half of the dress was an orange bow that you had to tie around your waist. I tried to tie it, but was having difficulties for some reason. Sasuke came over to me and tied it for me.

"There." I looked at him. He was still blushing.

"Thanks. And when I said you were cute, I meant it." I kissed his cheek quickly, causing him to blush more.

"Common, let's just hurry and show these to my mom."

We tried opening the door, but it was stopped by Sasuke's mom. "Are you both in the dresses?"

"Yes mom." Sasuke responded.

She opened the door and we both stepped out. She looked at us with awe as we both blushed. "Awe! You guys are so cute!" She stopped in thought for a moment. "Wait here for a moment." She said as she left us. Sasuke tried to stop her, failing.
We stood there for a moment as I spotted Kiba outside the store. "Shit." I said as I hid behind Sasuke.

"What?" Sasuke asked.

"My friend Kiba is outside the store." I peeked over Sasuke's shoulder only to see Kiba walking into the store and looking straight at us.

Kiba started to run over to us. "NARUTO? Is that you?" Kiba questioned us.

I stayed behind Sasuke. Trying to sound girly, "This isn't Naruto. This is...um...Nicole!" I tried to make Kiba think I was someone else.

"Naruto I know its you." He laughed a bit while talking. "Come out."

I sighed and slowly came out from behind Sasuke. Kiba started to laugh more. As he continued to laugh I slumped.

All of a sudden Sasuke's mom came back with socks in her hands. She quickly stuffed our dresses with socks in the bra area. We both blushed deeply.

"Mom!" Sasuke yelled as we both quickly tried to take them out. She stopped our hands, Kiba helping.

"Common. Just one picture and I'll keep it to myself. Promise." Sasuke's mom tried to reassure.

Sasuke sighed and stopped struggling. "Fine."

Both Sasuke's mom and Kiba pulled out their phones. I lounged at Kiba. "NO! Not you."

"And why not?"

"Because I know you."

Kiba laughed. "Common dude. Just one picture."

"NO!" I quickly took his phone away as I went back to Sasuke.

Kiba sighed and huffed. Sasuke's mom held up her phone to take a picture as we both stood there with glaring expressions. "Awe, common boys. Smile!"

We both sighed as we smiled. The flash went off as we quickly went into the changing room after. We changed back into our clothes and went back out of the changing room.

"Can I have my phone back now?" Kiba asked me.

"I don't know. Depends on how bad you want it." I held up his phone, taunting him.

He reached up to try and get his phone, but soon gave up. "What do I have to do to get it back."

I sat in thought for a minute and then started laughing. I decided to talk to Sasuke about it first. I whispered it into his ear, cause him to laugh. Sasuke went over into the clothes section, coming back with a pick dress with poodles on it. "You have to wear this, and get a picture taken of you. Oh, and you have to smile!" I smiled evily.

"You're crazy! There's no way in hell I'm doing that!"

"Well I guess you don't want your phone back." I swung his phone around.

He huffed and grabbed the dress, going into the changing room. Soon he came out with an irritated look on his face. "Can I have my phone back now?"

"First we gotta take the picture. And don't forget to smile!"

Kiba huffed and stood up, smiling. Sasuke's mom took the picture. Right as soon as Kiba was going to run into the changing room, more of our friends showed up. The group included all the girls. Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Ten Ten all pulled out their phones and got a snap of Kiba in his dress. Kiba blushed a deep red and ran into the changing room, changing quickly. We all laughed.

~TBC~

Sorry guys, about all of this not writing stuff. There's just a lot of shit going on in my life right now…. But it's good to get some comic relief every now and then, right? Haha. Sorry it's a bit short, but I'm not too good with coming up with ideas. xD Well I hope to write then next chapter soon! Any ideas?

~Jocie

PS. This version isn't edited yet. :) I'll post the edited version when my beta gets on. :3