The Secret to Victory

9foxgrl

This just came to me, a one shot crack fiction. WARNING SPOILERS

"So Nagato, you sane yet?" Naruto asked as he looked at the former Akatsuki leader.

"Yeh.."

"Right, now to find Madara and beat the crap outta him!" Bee yelled.

"Now. What's the best way to do that?" Naruto said inquisitively.

"I think I know."

Itachi handed Naruto a CD, and a CD player. "Madara has a psychological response to music. He can't help it."

Naruto looked at the CD label. "It's called 'Non-stop Dance no Jutsu'."

An evil look appeared on Naruto's face. The sight of it made Nagato, Itachi , and Killer Bee shake in terror and Kyuubi scream like a baby.

"Thanks. Be right back." Naruto said laughing like a homicidal maniac.

"I think you unleashed a great evil in the world." Nagato said with a shudder.

"If Naruto becomes Hokage than I'm stay'n on his good side!" Bee exclaimed.

Itachi nodded. "If he does…then I'll work for him and STAY on his good side!"

Naruto arrived on scene just as Madara was starting to attack the Kages.

Naruto smirked. "I know how to defeat Madara."

Madara blanched. "Oh no…"

Tsunade raise a brow. "What?"

Naruto takes out a CD player and starts playing Carmelldansen. Madara jumps up and starts dancing uncontrollably.

"What the -?"

Gaara fell anime style.

"He loves to dance and can't help it when there's music…According to Itachi it's an impulse."

"Curse you brat!" Madara yelled as the song sped up.

An evil look overtook Naruto's face. "Just for that one…"

"Oh no."

-PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!-

Madara was crying and dancing. It had now been eight hours. Naruto was laughing like a mad man. Many of the other ninjas were fearful of him.

"Live it up Madara! Itachi burned this CD just for you! He called it 'Non-stop Dance no Jutsu'."

"Stupid Itachi and his stupid genjutsus!"

"It's not a genjutsu!" Naruto snickered as Madara began to spin on his head.

And with that Madara danced all the way to Konoha's maximum security prison where he was sentenced to dance 20 hours a day and did performances for the Kages. He lasted for five years before having a stroke in his sleep.

The End