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'Little Miss Muffet

Sat on a tuffet

Eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider

Who sat down beside her

And frightened Miss Muffet away'…

What an understatement…

This rhyme is also the victim of injustice to meaning.  Little unfortunate Miss Muffet would be upset that her story is told so poorly and with such subtle detail.  For it is certain: the girl did suffer.

Let us now set the record straight, and clear your mind of the lies you once knew.

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