Heya dudes! I guess my computer decided that I was writing to many stories at once! That's too bad cuse I have a really good plot! Anyway I decided instead of playing with NOT MY IPHONE that I DIDENT GET FOR CHRISTMAS that I would do something productive instead of BEING PISSY WITH MY MOM! Sorry had to get that one out… phew THANKS OR LISTINING TO ME BITCH GUYS! Any how so I was deciding which one I was going to do and in the process I thought of my killer for my bones x hetalia fict to which I haven't found a killer yet….. I know it's sad…. But I just thought of who it would be! And no one will know! MUWAHAHAHAHA! No one is going to believe who it is….. I still cant believe something so evil came out of my brain but whatevs! Anyway I need to move on this is the longest pre chapter intro eva! And unfortunetly I put off updating so long I lost all the e-mails that had the reviews on them sorry dudes! Anyway here's the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: darkangels1112 does not in any way shape or form own bones and slash or hetalia. Those belong to Kathy riechs slash the people who started the bones series on the el television and fo sho hidekaz himaruya so there! YOU CAN'T SUE ME BITCHES!
Please pardon her pirate mouth, darkangels1112 has just lost her right to substitute priate words that are funny so yea… MOVING ON!
They interviewed ivan and katyusia along with a few others.
"Freddie boy! Your turn! And uh… bring your friend." Booth said to Alfred. Alfred squeezed arthur's hand and Arthur followed loyaly. Booth lead them to a private room on the other side of the hotel. It was a hotel room, but it dident reflect the normal hotel room feel. Alfred put a hand on arthur's back and let him go in first. They sat down on the bed across from the one booths pregnant partner sat on. "so freddie boy, you never told me you where gay." Booth said.
"well it's kind of a new thing really." Alfred said bringing light to this damper mood. The two veterans laughed. Both people's partner elbowed their partner. Booth cleared his throat.
"I wish this could have been on better tearms." Booth said.
"me too." Alfred agreed.
"so just answer a few questions and be done with it." Booth said. The two nations nodded in agreement.
"how well did you know natalia?" brennen asked. Alfred let Arthur answer first.
"no one really knew her that well, but-" Arthur cleared his throat. "Alfred… Alfred knew her better than anyone else." Letting Arthur answer the question first, Alfred concluded, was a bad idea. booth and brennen both looked at Alfred.
"you know that girl I would always go on about?" Alfred leaned forward. "she's so crazy in bed… she's a harsh rider." Alfred quoted himself. Booth nodded. "that was her." Alfred revealed. Booths face grew a smile.
"woho! Way to go!" booth said he got an angry look from his partner. "but uh… did ou know about her uh… bones?" booth asked.
"her bones?" Alfred looked confused for a moment.
"good lord Alfred just tell him." Arthur said exsasperated.
"tell me what?" booth asked.
"our group is a group of one person from each country that has… reverse ostioperosis." Arthur answered.
brennen and booth both looked confused.
"what! It exists!" Alfred said. Arthur facepalmed and sighed.
"Alfred it's not very well known and this woman seems to know quite a few things about bones." Arthur said. Now the three of them looked confused. Arthur sighed again. "her hands…" Arthur said. Everyone turned to brennens hands. "the knuckles show that she holds things delicately." Brennen looked amazed. Booth and Alfred still looked confused.
Wow, your very observant where have you studied?" brennen asked.
"oh I've just learned from the second best teacher in the world." Arthur said with a smile. Brennen looked from Arthur to her hands. "but your wrists show gun toteing. And that stumps me." Arthur added.
"how do you know that?" booth asked.
"that's easy it shows in yours and alfred's wrists as well. Their thicker than most." Arthur answered.
"but so are your's mr. Kirkland." Brennen concluded.
"its an easy mistake, but if you see closely I've held heavier wepons, and plus I've never really cared for guns much, sword wielding is what cuased this result." Arthur corrected politely.
"tochè" brennen said.
"wow! Finally someone to talk to!" Alfred said sounding releved.
"I cant believe she actually said that!" booth said in shock.
"please stay on topic you two." Arthur said. Brennen gave a look of approval. The two agents finished questioning the nations and let them go.
"we where almost given away." Arthur said.
"yea." Alfred said.
"whats wrong?" Arthur asked stopping in the middle of the hall way.
"n-nothing." Alfred said trying to get Arthur to get moving again.
"I know that face Alfred, it's not nothing." Arthur said stopping Alfred.
"Obama says he needs me in afganastan.." Alfred said. Showing how sad he really was. Arthur was shocked.
"you said it was over Alfred." Arthur said still in shock.
"artie I diddn't know!" Alfred said pleadingly to Arthur. He grasped arthur's shoulder's gently.
"don't touch me!" Arthur yelled slapping his hand's away. Arthur ran from Arthur and Alfred just stared after him in saddnes.
0o0o0the lab0o0o0
"that man had great skills of deductions, I was very impressed." Brennen said to zack.
"but what about this reverse ostioperosis? Is it true?" asked zack.
"there is little information on it but yes it's true." Brennen cleared up.
"but we're professionals, shouldn't we have atleast heard about it?" zack asked.
"mr. Addy I find it much easier to work when I am focused on one thing." Brennen said. Meaning: please stop talking and work. "uh have you figured out how much force was used to shatter her skull?" brennen asked.
"uh hodgens found that it was with a 90.71 kilogram-force." Zack said. "and it was at 45 degree angle."
"wow, I don't think there is anyone on earth who can give that much force." Brennen said in confusion.
"listin, I didn't believe that either so I started to calculate what her muscle mass and I found that she would have the ability to apply 181.43 kilogram force." Zack said.
"wow… how heavy are her bones?" brennen asked.
"15.8 kilograms," zack answered. "she was very lean she must have not had much muscle mass or her muscles got used to dealing with her bones… but to be able to apply such a force still confuses me." Zack said.
"that is just the bones?" brennen asked.
"yes, I guess we should weigh everything again…" zack said.
"well yes but we would have overlooked the fact that her weight was an error if you didn't point it out to us. Her bones are far to heavy for her body weight. Good job mr. Addy." Brennen praised leaving to talk to dr. saroyan. Zack was smiling and prepairing to let the bone's get weighted again but stopped when he saw a man looking around in a green uniform.
"pardon me? How can I help you?" zack asked.
"I was wondering if doctor temprance brennen was around." He asked. Zack could see he was brittish.
"I am her colieuge, can I help you with anything?" zack asked.
"oh no i-"
"mr, Kirkland!" brennen said walking back into the room seeing him.
"oh hello dr. brennen I'm sorry to have bothered you." Arthur said. Zack was surprised.
"oh your no bother at all." Brennen said. "what can I help you with?" she asked.
"uh well I was wondering if you would like any expertise since I know more about the vicim's condition and all." Arthur said.
"well we where wondering why her bone's weighed so much and why we got an incorrect weight on her when she first came." Brennen said as if she was speaking with a colieuge.
"well you see when the genes are determined for your bone mass ratio it takes from your muscle mass ratio and later we find that our muscle mass has evened out enough so that we can lift heavy things and give incredible blows. Alfred has gotten the worse of this, along with his brother, and ivan. We have found ivan to be increadably fast for his body frame and Alfred is even smaller then him and can lift the most out of all of us his brother can lift the second most." Arthur explained using examples.
"is there any way to get a demonstration?" asked a new voice.
"oh hodgens, do you have some sort of idea?" zack asked joining the group.
"I do, I found a few cantalope that replicate the thickness of natalia's head. Or should I say Belarus?" hodgens said. Arthur looked confused.
"he has it in his head that there are such things as human personification's." brennen said.
"oh, well I believe that to some extent, but I don't see why he would think natalia would be Belarus… yes she's belarusian but there is no way that she would be Belarus, I mean why wouldent there be any news of her country collapsing?" Arthur reasoned. "there is no reason to assume that she is Belarus."
"see what did I tell you? he certainly has all the facts, he seems to be far beyond his years." Brennen said.
"I have spent many sleepless nights with my nose stuck in books." Arthur said with a smile.
"Arthur!" Arthur's smile faded. "what are you doing here?" asked a shy voice. Arthur turned and determined who it was.
"mr. Jones why are you here?" brennen asked.
"this is alfred's brother matthew, their mother decided to keep her maiden name and give it to the younger twin." Arthur explained. "matthew I can't be around Alfred right now." Arthur told him.
"but uh… he's upset." Matthew said clutching at his bear.
"as am i." Arthur countered.
"oh well this is good! We can do our test with the two of you, and don't worry you can blow off some steam hitting these things." Hodgens put and arm around arthur's shoulders and Arthur looked at the hand.
"I am European, we take everything personally." Arthur said.
"oh my bad." Hodgens took back his arm and lead them to the set up area.
"how are your hands?" brennen asked.
"they need to learn muscle memory again but I can get along." Zack answered.
"good you let me know if you need to take a break if you find it's hard for you to find what to do." Brennen said as if zack where her son. Zack nodded and the two of them followed after the trio.
"ok matthew first." Hodgens said setting up the cantalope.
"is it the same head strength as well?" Arthur asked.
"yes it is, I checked. How do you think I found how much pressure it took to break her head open?" matthew looked very nervous.
"matthew are you alright?" Arthur asked. Matthew nodded. Arthur offered his hands out to take the bear and matthew handed it to him.
"your england right?" the bear said. "nickname." Arthur mouthed and brennen nodded. Arthur walked out of the way behind the line.
"you ready matt?" hodgens said. Matthew shook his head.
"you cant just make him hurt something on a whim, he only resorts to violence when he has no choice to." Arthur explained.
"its ok it's just a cantalope." Hodgens reassured.
"he'll see no point in I now, the most important people to him is francis, his lover, and Alfred, his brother." Arthur explained. "we're going to need to make some adjustments if you want him to hit it." Arthur said. He put the bear in the chair and led matthew to the chair. He took off his coat and started looking for things.
"what are you doing?" hodgens asked with a chuckle.
"what do you do when you see someone coming at you at high speed?" Arthur asked.
"well you react I guess." Zack said.
"exactly, we are going to make a simulation of someone trying to attack him or someone he care's about." Arthur informed.
"then he'll react and hit the cantalope!" hodgens finished the thought.
"exactly." Arthur found what he was looking for.
"uh…. That's not mine…" hodgens said. Arthur cocked an eyebrow. He looked at the excersize band and everyone gave him a strange look. "what? It isent…" they moved on and tied the band to two poles making a big slingshot. They propped the cantalope on a tall office chair approximating the hight to her exact hight. Arthur lead matthew to the spot and moved to the chair to approximate a speed.
"ok matthew, close your eyes for a moment." Arthur said. "I want you to imagine your with francis, and his back is to where I am." They moved hodgens infront of matthew. "ok now you see natalia and she take's out one of her knives, and she starts coming for you." Arthur pulled the office chair back and sends it flying. Matthew opens his eyes and pushes hodgens out of the way and punches the cantalope shattering it. Hodgens looked amazed. As did brennen and zack.
"I-is he safe?" matthew said with closed eyes. Arthur walked up to him and hugged him.
"yes, francis is safe now, well done." Matthew hugged him and broke out in tears. Arthur comforted him and sat him off to the side. "you can stay here and you don't have to hurt anyone else." Arthur said.
"what happened?" brennen asked.
"well it's sort of a long story, lets just say he hurt francis pretty badly by accedent and now he doesn't even want to hurt anything unless he feels someone he truly care's about is in danger." Arthur said.
"why did you give the example of the victim with a knife?" zack asked.
"it was one of her things, no one really know's why, but her specialty was combat with knives." Arthur reasoned. Arthur stood up in the place and rolled up his sleeves. "alright how many of these things do you have?" Arthur asked.
"hmmmm sixty." Hodgens counted.
"ok lets set them up, lets set up the one for the test first then let me blow off my steam." Arthur said. They set up the cantalope hanging from the railing above their head. Arthur took a deep breath and ran full speed and punched the cantalope sending a hole right through it. They where all surprised and shocked.
"phew I think I put a little anger in that punch, I may need another cantalope." Arthur said. "was the murder weapon a fist?" Arthur asked wiping off his hand as hodgens set up another cantalope.
"no actually it was a rock." Brennen said. Hmmm,
"well then we've done this wrong. The test cantalope from matthew will be useless." Arthur said. Hodgens let out an agrivated sigh. "and I garentee you he wount be doing that again." Arthur said.
"why?" hodgens asked.
"because francis, his lover, ended up with a broken pelvis and lower back." Arthur answered. "just because he was careless once." Arthur said. "now the one's that have average strength for our condition, aren't as hardy as the three of us who are the strongest. Most of the time the strongest take over the weak, but sometimes the stronger and the weaker fall in love, which is the case with all of them right now." Arthur explained.
"who are the strong?" hodgens asked.
"Alfred, matthew, and ivan." Arthur answered.
"who are their lovers?" zack asked.
"the funniest thing is, its all homosexual." Arthur answered. "I am with Alfred, matthew is with francis, and ivan is with the smallest of the lovers his name is yao." Arthur answered.
"how much can their strength get to." Brennen asked.
"well alfred's can reach… um about 635 kilograms, ivan about 589, and matthew about 453. now that is just an estamet.
"well what about the three of you?" zack asked.
"well I'm going by age but yao would be the weakest of us. With yao at about 215 kilograms francis at about 204 and me at approximately 267." Arthur answered.
"that's weird… what are their ethnicity?" hodgens asked.
"well Alfred is American, matthew is Canadian, ivan is Russian, I am brittish, francis is French, and yao is chinise." Arthur answered.
"that's about the same as world power apart from the fact that china has a lot more power then that." Hodgens said.
"it has nothing to do with our countries." Arthur said getting annoyed. "anyway, its unknown why they chose people a bit weaker then themselves, but we know that it has it concecuences." Arthur said meaning matthew. "so no I'm not going to make him do that again, it just reminds him of what happened to francis. And since then the tables have turned in their relationship."
"we understand we'll do our best without his test piece." Brennen said. "now if you would continue with your own that would be nice." Brennen said.
"alright." Arthur said. He made his way to the cantalope and punched it creating a crater inside the "head".
"now all we need is alfred and ivan to do this and we're good." Brennen said.
"have you narrowed down a list of suspects?" Arthur asked.
"well yes but I think it will need to be changed baised on the information you gave us. Are the three of you the weakest?" brennen asked.
"no I would say the weakest would be the children from the micronations." Arthur said. "the three of us are more in the middle but we are nowhere near even able to reach ivan, matthew and alfred's strength." Arthur explained.
0o0o0at the dinner0o0o0
"alfred?" booth asked siting at the barstool next to Alfred, who had a few pancakes infront of him.
"hey booth." Alfred said shifting the pancakes on his plate.
"what's wrong?" booth asked ordering a burger and fries.
"well arthur's mad at me." Alfred said.
"what happened?" booth asked.
"well, Obama wants me back in afganistan and Arthur freaked out." Alfred said. "I don't see why he's stressing, its not like I want to go but I have to." Alfred said.
"well was it an order?" booth asked.
"w-well no…" Alfred said. "but there are certain expectations that Arthur doesent understand anymore." Alfred said.
"but I can see why he's freaking out." Booth said.
"what? Why?" Alfred asked.
"he's worried about you." booth said.
"why would he be worried about me?" Alfred asked not convinced.
"well he's been apart of your life for like all of it right?" booth asked.
"yea…" Alfred confermed.
"he obviously cares about you, isn't he catholic?" booth asked.
"yes." Alfred said.
"he's willing to face hell for you, I think he feel's hurt and thinks you don't feel the same." Booth said getting his food.
"why would he feel like that?" Alfred asked.
"well your willing to face death and be away from him forever, instead of being with him… I think it's kind of important." Booth said. "and plus I've been in your situation before." Booth added.
"what? What happened?" Alfred asked.
"well last year I was offered to go back in the army and train new soldures after I had made this bog deal about temprance going to the makaka islands-"
"its maluku." Alfred corrected.
"well whatever the point is I had already convinced her to stay and then I whent and did the exact thing I had got onto brennen for." Booth said.
"I see." Alfred said. He finished up his pancakes and waited for booth. "ok you're my wingman." Alfred said.
"uh what do you mean?" booth asked.
"I'm going to convince Arthur that I'm not going to do the same thing that I got onto him about." Alfred said.
"and by that you mean…?" booth asked for clarifications.
"I'm going to turn down obama's request." Alfred said.
"a-and by that w-what are you going to do?" booth asked.
"I'm going to go to the white house and tell him I say no." Alfred said. "but I can't do this by myself." Alfred said with a pleading face. "please come with me!" Alfred begged. Booth sighed, and agreed. They finished and paid for their food and made it as quick as they could to the white house. Booth was shocked to see how easy it was for Alfred to get in and not for himself. They did nothing to Alfred but they did a lot of pat down's and metal scanners on booth. Booth had to leave his gun at the door and felt naked without it but whent on anyway. Booth had to wait outside but he could hear everything from outside. He could tell Obama was upset but he agreed. Alfred came out with the biggest grin on his face as possible.
"I need to go tell Arthur." Alfred said with a heroic laugh.
"uh ok but I need to drop by the institute for an update." Booth said.
"ok I can wait! I'm just happy that I can spend time with my artie!" Alfred said. They made their way out the bulding and booth got his gun back and his car. They made their way to the institute and went inside. they heard a grunt and growl and then a squishing sound.
"holy crap you shur have a mean right hook Arthur!" they heard.
"well thank you." a brittish accented voice relplied. Alfred took off running and booth tried following after him.
"what in gods name is going on?" booth asked getting to the messy area. Alfred was shocked at how covered arthur's hands where and how there was cantalope guts all over the frnt of him and on the back of one of his legs.
"uh… whats going on?" Alfred asked confused.
"u-uh t-these are the thickness of natalia's head." Matthew answered hiding behind his bear.
"but what where you doing with all of them?" Alfred asked.
"it's an expirament Alfred, I assumed you would know one when you see one, the majority of the time this is what they look like." Arthur said meaning it as an insult.
"but I'm never covered in cantalope…" Alfred said. "am I?" Alfred asked.
"trust me your always covered in something afterwards." Arthur said.
"well we should clean up, it's getting close to eavening and we just totally put off solving this thing." Hodgens said.
"ok well I need to get going anyway." Arthur said taking a towel. Alfred usually carried around a backpack with him so that he could spend the night with Arthur whenever he wanted so he slung it off his shoulders and pulled out a shirt. "I have my own thank you." Arthur rejected walking off to his car. Alfred followed after him.
"Arthur stop!" Arthur dident until he made it out in the parking garage. "why are you acting like this?" Alfred asked.
"because you could die!" Arthur yelled at him. Alfred could now see the tears in his eyes. "I know that your powerful now… but I'm not! And you of all people should know that…" Arthur said. "and I know I was doing the same thing when I was around your age or more but now that it's stopped and I've seen the concequences of that… I… I saw that it pushed you away… a-and I cant help but think that your always trying to get away from me somehow… weither it comes from you playing your damned x-box or going off to fucking war!" Arthur yelled again. He calmed himself down again. "w-what is it I'm doing now that's pushing you away?" Arthur asked tears where now streaming down his face.
"no! it isent you!" Alfred said walking over to him and pulling him close. "I thought it was my duty, that I never had a choice." Alfred said, he put arthur's face in his hand. "but I told him I wasent going to go." Alfred said.
"w-what? After he told you to?" Arthur said.
"it wasent an order, it was a request, so I turned it down to be with you." Alfred said. Arthur wrapped his arms around Alfred and cried into his chest. Alfred felt a hand on his shoulder and he turned to see matthew standing there a smile of approval on his face, Alfred smiled back. "lets go home." Alfred said to both of them. Arthur kept clutched onto Alfred as they walked to their cars. And home.
phew…. That was the longest chapter I have ever written… freaking 16 pages…. I am pitiful… sorry you guys I really wanted to clear up the whole thing in a few chapter's but then this was born and I dident want to edit something so big so here you go…. Ok now it's past midnight so …. Yea g'night! And happy whatever holiday it is….. I'm sure there is one so go celebrate it!