I'm Not Jealous!

Chapter 2: Kim, meet your evil future stepsister!

By: NotFragile

Italics are Kim's thoughts.

Bold print is Kristen's thoughts.

Underline text is Kim's diary entry.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kickin It or Pretty Little Liars or any characters from those two shows. I do own Kristen Cosgrove, my OC. And my computer….and yup, that's it.

~~Kim~~

Kim Crawford has been so before shocked in her life. She, speechless, walks home and enters her house.

"Kim? Kim, is that you?" Her ditzy mum calls from the kitchen.

"Yes, mum. It's me; Kim."

"Oh, come in the kitchen darling! I have a surprise!"

Kim raises her eyebrow; her mother never had surprises ever since the divorce. Kim walks to the kitchen and sees her mum with a man she's never seen before in her life.

"Mum, who's this?"

Kim's mum giggles, "This is my fiancé, Ted, and I've asked him and his daughter to move in with us!"

What? Mum just asked some random person to move in with us? And without telling me? And his daughter too? She's probably going to be a pain in the ass.

"But mum, I don't even know him! When did you two meet? And since when are you engaged?"

"Kimberly, I've known Ted for 6 months! And I love him and he loves me too! And we're going to be a big, happy family!" Ted nods his head, "Yes, Kimberly; my daughter and I are you're new family!"

Wait, if I think Ted's annoying, where's his daughter?

"Daddy, couldn't you have helped me with the luggage!" A fake high-pitched voice fake giggles.

Oh shit, I know that voice…

Kristen Cosgrove appears in the doorway with at least 6 bags in tow.

"Hello Kim."

Oh no….my life is ruined.

~~Still Kim but in her room instead of the kitchen~~

"Mum, how could you do this to me?" Kim screams at her mum.

"Kimberly, Kristen isn't evil! When will you get this through your thick skull?"

Kim gasps. Someone knocks on the door and Kristen appears in the doorway of Kim's room.

"Maureen and Kim, dinner is ready," Kristen pauses and giggles. "I made it all by myself!"

"Oh, Kris, you didn't have to do that!" Mum aka Maureen grins at Kristen.

"Really, you didn't," Kim mumbles.

"Kimberly, shut it."

Kristen grins at Maureen.

"Kris, I'll be in the bathroom but I'll be there in a second!"

Maureen leaves the room and Kim and Kristen have a mini stare-off.

"Isn't it great how I made all of the salads, soups, and roasted chicken all in 2 hours?"

Ha, Kim snorts, she is so fake! I saw the Boston Market bags in the garbage can!

"Kristen, give it up! I saw the Boston Market bags in the garbage!" Kim sighs.

"Whatever. So, since we'll be sisters soon, and I guess when I start dating Jack, you two would be basically brother and sister-in law!" Kristen smiles like Kate from Pretty Little Liars.

"What makes you think I'm not going to back off of Jack?" Kim stands her ground. "Because I know you will, if you know what's best for you." Kristen grins. "I know what's best for me and its' name is Jack," Kim grins for the first time in the whole day. Kristen's grin falls.

Ha, I've got you now bitch!

"…..Just you wait, Kim," Kristen turns and runs down the hall.

~~Kristen~~

"Just you wait, Kim," Kristen cries and runs to the kitchen, grabbing a plate with only salad piled on, and runs to her room and locks the door.

Okay, I need a plan to make Jack mine and to get Kim get out of the way. Okay, first idea for a plan: Join the cheerleading squad. Second idea: Spring a leak in my bedroom so you have to stay with Kim so you can cut her hair. Third idea: Trick Kim into doing something 'terrible' and then make Daddy so what Hanna Marin's dad did the Pretty Little Liars book, "Killer;" If Kim goes anywhere, I have to go. And if she gets a date with Jack, I have to go and obviously, I'll ruin it. Hmm…I think I'll try the second and third idea! Perfect but it's missing something….Aha! I got it! I need a sidekick/henchman! Hmm…..who does Kim hate the most?

Kristen gets off of her bed and discards her uneaten salad in a nearby garbage bin. She sneaks down to Kim's bedroom and opens the door. Kim's room is neat and proper. Her walls are blue and the hardwood floor sparkles. The windows wink at her and the setting sun is visible through the blinds.

Ugh, she's so…crystal perfect.

Kristen looks underneath Kim's pillow for Kim's diary but she finds nothing. She looks underneath the mattress and under the bed, but….nothing! She sits down on Kim's computer chair with some much force the back part of the chair falls out. She looks under the chair and finds Kim's diary!

"What a sneaky little bitch!" Kristen whispers and picks the locket with her bobby pin.

Diary Entry: Kim Crawford

How I hate Donna Tobin! Jack was talking today about her stupid French braid or ponytail or whatever and I just hate how Donna's getting so much attention from him! Ugh, I hate, hate, and still hate her! Anyways, later today, I saw Milton in the diaper thingy today. Not a pretty sight.

-Kim Crawford.

So Kim hates this Donna Tobin so much? Huh, who knew someone could hate someone else so much? I might have to contact this Donna Tobin tomorrow. Well, I got what I needed so I'm going to finish packing my bag for my first day of school tomorrow….after I finish reading the rest of her diary!

~~Still Kristen~~

The next day, Kristen walks into school wearing a black playsuit with red wedges and her honey colored blonde hair in a sloppy-yet-neat bun. She ignores the boys' catcalls and leans back on Donna Tobin's locker.

"Donna!" She exclaims in that fake high-pitched voice.

"Oh, sorry sweetie; autographs are only on Tuesdays," Donna flips her French braid over her shoulder.

"Look, do you want revenge on Kim Crawford or not?"

Donna turns to face Kristen. "Alright, who are you?"

Kristen holds out her hand. "I'm Kristen Cosgrove; future stepsister of Kim Crawford. Unfortunately…."

Donna cries in mock-sadness. "Oh, honey! I feel so sorry for you!"

"I know!"

"Alright, back to business; I want revenge on Kim because she stole my cheerleading spot. What do you want?"

"I want to ruin her life so bad, she won't be able to show her face."

"But why?"

"Because she's trying to steal a guy from me!"

"Oh, really, who?"

"Jack."

"Who?"

"The guy who stares at you like a creep."

"Oh, him!"

"So we're on?"

"Yup. Sit with me at lunch, ok? Bye!" Donna shuts her locker and walks away.

Kristen giggles.

Revenge is sweet, Kim. So you better schedule your dentist appointment! Okay, that wasn't funny. Whatever.

Kristen stalks away. Milton shuts her locker (which is right next to Donna's) and looks down at his phone and starts to compose a message to Kim.

Milton: You're right; Kristen's evil. Watch your back: Kristen and Donna Tobin are both out for your guts. Why? I have no idea. –Milton.