A/N: Originally only a oneshot but it kind of veered off track…

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I'M SORRY FOR ANOTHER INCOMPLETE STORY I'LL RARELY UPDATE, FORGIVE ME!

Warning: Rin's American and has my IQ level! D:

DISCLAIMED

Chapter One

I happily pulled out her laptop, her mind set on logging into MSN since third period after hearing the rumor of Miku's profile relationship status change. I groaned when the page didn't load within five seconds. I tried clicking "refresh" but it only seemed to slow my computer down even more. I silently cursed my computer a thousand years of computer hell as it finally showed the Hotmail homepage.

Windows Live ID:

ImpossiblyOrange

Password:

(Noneofyourbusiness132)

As soon as I signed in a found "Miku Hatsune" in my contacts. I was about to click her name when a sudden "BING" and pop-up caught my attention. "Chat invite from… ...?" I said in amusement. Maybe I'll just talk to her for the lulz…

Entered Chat

I sat back and took a sip of Coca Cola in patience. Rule one of online chatting: NEVER say anything first.

Len Len: Hello, Rin. ^^

Rin Kagami: er…hi? Y did u invite me?

Len Len: Why have I blessed you with my angelic presence you mean. Because, as degrading as it is, I have the desire for fun at the moment and you seem like a compatible person.

Rin Kagami: …English pls?

Len Len: Me bored, you available. Understood or do I need to send you a color-coded drawing?

Rin Kagami: Haha, so very funny. Do i even kno u?

Len Len: I'm in fifth period with you… e.e

Rin Kagami: Ah… uhm, which class is that?

Len Len: …math, Rin. You know the class with all the numbers and 'squiggly things'?

Rin Kagami: U must b that nerd in the back of the room with ur stupid 'knowlege'.

Len Len: …Knowledge*

Rin Kagami: Watever

Len Len: You're intelligence is intrinsically on your professors, I beseech they aren't as feebleminded as you characterize.

Rin Kagami: …lol, whut?

Len Len: U b stoopid. I postulate you can comprehend that scarce amount of human communication basics… or believably not.

Rin Kagami: Just wait til i find a dict. DX

Len Len: Whoa, you're able to perceive the ink writing on books? It's an utter miracle! Maybe I should write replies with "littler" words?

Rin Kagami: Jackass.

Len Len: Yes, Jesus rode a donkey. Did you need to look at the pictures in the bible to figure that one out?

Rin Kagami: Oh HAHAHAHA so freakin' funny. e.e

Len Len: I'm delighted you think so, or can think at all for that matter.

Rin Kagami: Do u spend all ur time on your computer and dictionarys?

Len Len: Oh, so cute, the lil' bimbo thinks she's funny now.

Rin Kagami: Ur so lucky I don't kno where u live. e.e

Len Len: I'm sorry Rin, but I don't like you like that.

Rin Kagami: Wat!

Len Len: It's okay Rin, no need to hide your undeniable attraction towards my dashing looks and personality. But going so far as to rape me in the comforts of my home? Quite dramatic, no?

Rin Kagami: I hav no idea wat ½ of that meant but I do NOT want 2 rape u!

Len Len: Rape, 'surprise-sex', whatever you want to call it Rin the answer is still a flat 'no'.

Rin Kagami: Ugh, ur so annoying!

Len Len: As much as I'd absolutely enjoy confusing the hell out of your incompetent brain, I must eat dinner so I'll talk to you when suitable for us both. ^^

-Len Len has just signed out-

Damn smart Asians…

A/N: NUUUU, RIN YOU CAN'T HATE ON THE ASIANS! D:

Who else is gonna make hentai? T-T

Lolz, stereotypical joke time over... Chrissy actually came up with that a few weeks ago when Sarah dissed the power of Asia. XD

And I have no idea what half of these words mean, AKA: Toan you better not flame! DX