As if waking up drowsy in an abandoned and annihilated city wasn't bad enough. What was worse is that neither Eve nor Maryse had any idea what had happened to the previous night after the show. All they could recall was a mysterious blue light in the women's locker room only a few minutes after a Six-Diva Tag Team Match they had both taken part in on opposing teams on RAW.
"My head hurts," groaned Maryse, whom Eve had found laying on a dusty mattress in a dirty, graffiti-tattooed alley. "Hey, Eve, what do you think are the chances of us finding a Wal-Mart anytime soon."
"I dunno, but if we do find one, I don't think it'll still be standing," Eve said, surveying the lifeless town. "Besides, I'm more concerned with finding other people. Jeez, it looks like someone sucked the civilization away from this place."
"Yeah, and while they were at it, they decided that arson would be a good idea," said Maryse, looking back at a building that was engulfed in flames. The two Divas had to pass by car after dull-colored car as they looked for any little sign of life anywhere, but not one sign of human – or even animal – life was evident. Even the cars that were lining the street were empty except maybe baseball bats and picnic blankets. "This is exactly how I see the end of the world."
"If it was the end of the world, how are you and I still here?" Eve asked, looking into every car she saw to see if any people were in them.
"Maybe we're too sexy for Armageddon," Maryse joked, but seeing as she agrees that her sexiness is off the charts and points it out alot, she probably meant it. The joked did make Eve laugh a bit, though.
"Yeah, maybe," Eve responded, looking away from the window of a blue van and at her blonde comrade. "You're not worried, are you?"
"Worried about what?"
"Well, it's just the two of us right now in a city that's halfway destroyed…" Eve was cut off by the sound of collapsing street sign pole in front of a candy store. "…And will probably be completely destroyed in about a day of two…" Suddenly, a few bricks fell from a red building near them that had been completely totaled. "…Or maybe even an hour or two."
Maryse waved off the fear. "Please. I can handle this. As long as I don't stain my outfit, this is no problem for me." She then looked down at her outfit – it was the green-and-black ring attire she wore the night before. "Speaking of my outfit, I wonder why we're still in our ring gear."
"Well, this is what we were wearing when we saw that blue light last night," Eve said, looking at her own outfit. She was also still in her ring gear, which was purple and gold. Her boots read "BeliEVE" with a heart where the "V" should be. "And it looks like we're stuck wearing this cause we didn't bring luggage or anything."
"I wish we did. I don't wanna walk around wearing this! What if I'm photographed in it? This is not outdoor wear!"
"Relax, Maryse," Eve said, grabbing hold of Maryse's freshly tan and sweaty shoulders. "Ew, you are sweating a lot. Maybe walking around in your ring gear is a good idea."
Maryse embraced Eve. "Look who's talking. You're sweating worse than I am. It feels like you just got outta a hot tub. Luckily for both of us, neither of us smell like a sack of onions in a country barn dump."
"Haha. Good one," Eve said. Feeling the moment was getting awkward, she suggested that her and Maryse stop hugging. As soon as they did, out of nowhere, they heard a sound break u the menacing silence: a Kanye West song, "All of The Lights" to be specific. "Hey, do you hear that?" Eve lightly whacked Maryse in the arm to get her attention. Maryse put her hand to her ear as she and Eve listened on the song's hypnotic beat.
"Yeah, in fact I do," Maryse replied, beginning to dance slowly to it. "Where do you think it's coming from?"
"I dunno, but wherever it's coming from, I'm sure we'll find someone there. I think we should follow it."
"Good idea. I love this song." At with that, the Divas followed the trail that the song was leading them down. However, as the song went on, the town only seemed to become an even worse sight with even more demolished buildings and even more abandoned cars and even a few devastating car crashes. The heat caused the girls to sweat worse than before, but before they could collapse from exhaustion, they managed to reach the source of the music: a giant pair of speakers in front of a Wal-Mart.
"Well, here's one building that's still standing," Eve commented. "I just hope it's not empty when we get in here."
"Me, too," Maryse said, fanning herself with her hands. "I need a water bottle and some headache medicine right now!" Maryse and Eve then dashed into the Wal-Mart in a rush to escape the heat. Fortunately for them, the Wal-Mart had some pretty nifty air conditioning.
"Ah! It feels so good in here!" Eve said, relieved. "I want to live here now!"
"We should totally spend the night here," Maryse suggested.
"Well, we have no place else to stay right now," Eve agreed. "We might as well, at least until we find someplace better."
"What are the chances of that happening?"
"Good point." With that, the girls went exploring in the Wal-Mart. Maryse finally went to get that water she was so desperately seeking and Eve decided to go through the WWE trading cars they had in stock. She only found 4 cards of herself and at least 7 of Maryse. She mostly found Randy Orton cards – 23 total in one box alone.
When they finally met up again in the magazine aisle, Eve was drinking a can of lemonade and Maryse was enjoying a nice chocolate bar. "Believe it or not, this is the most fun I've ever had in a Wal-Mart," Eve said.
"Yeah, same here," Maryse said, taking a bite from her chocolate bar. "I need to buy a camera or something just to take a picture of all this."
The ladies leaned backwards against the bookshelf, accidentally knocking a few copies of Twilight off the shelf. "Oh, I love this song," Eve said as Nicki Minaj's "Super Bass" bumped out the ceiling speakers. The girls then began to danc in place while scanning the magazines on the rack. After seeing numerous magazine covers with celebrities like Justin Bieber, Steven Tyler, Lucy Hale, Taylor Swift, and Rihanna, they managed to find a few issues of the latest WWE Magazine which featured CM Punk on the cover.
"Hey, look at the new magazine," Eve said, grabbing two issues and handing one to Maryse. "I heard I was in it this month." She opened the issue to the Jerk of the Month section, where Brie and Nikki Bella's faces were arrogantly looking back at her. "I had a feeling they'd be in this section this month."
Maryse turned to the page herself. She snickered. "Oh, that's priceless. I wonder why Nikki didn't bother doing her hair before taking the picture. Hey, something dropped outta your magazine." Maryse pointed to the ground where a yellow piece of paper lay. This wasn't those normal WWE subscription slips that normally come in WWE Magazine.
Eve leaned down to grab it and see what it says. "It's a note: Welcome to the game, Divas. The annihilation of your pathetic Divas Division has finally begun. For years, I've had to watch you drive the Division that I once cared so deeply about right into the ground with the rotten corpses of the expired. Well now, it's your time to expire. But I give you one chance and one chance only to fight for yourselves. You are to find three more of your comrades, one of which lays in the shopping facility you currently roam. After that…" the note ended there. "After that wha…oh, you dropped something.
A yellow index card similar to the one Eve was reading lay face-up by Maryse's boots. The blonde picked it up and read it."…the five of you will be on a mission where the entire future of WWE's Divas Division is at risk. The mission will not be easy and I seriously doubt you will survive. Are you ready to prove yourselves to be the failures I know you are? I hope so. Signed, The Anti-Diva Alliance. P.S.: Sorry for the double note. You can only fit so much on a single standard index card." A semi worried Maryse tucked the note into the back pocket of her ring shorts. "Do you think these notes are for us?"
"Well, are there any other Divas on the roster with our names?" Eve flipped the note over and saw their names scribbled on the back. A sigh from Maryse was followed by a totally out-of-place complaint in French. "What did you say?" Eve said, confused.
"I said 'Is it just me or does it seem like we're in one of those really cheesy adventure movies?', cause if you really think about it, that's the vibe that I'm getting."
"Do you think we should take these notes seriously or do you think this is a prank that someone is pulling on us? Maybe the Bella Twins are up to this. They've done something like this before."
"Ugh. Don't remind me. That night, I wound up competing in pink paint thanks to them." To get her mind off the humiliating moment, Maryse asked Eve if there was any portion of the store they hadn't been to yet. The one mutual place they hadn't gone near yet was the Subway at the front of the store. The ladies swiftly jumped from the floor in their pursuit of the Subway area. Eve almost slipped over the floor after paying zero attention to a wet floor sign, but she was able to prevent herself from falling by grasping onto a table.
They finally arrived at the Subway at the front of the store only to find nothing but tables with chairs resting upside down on them and the latest issue of Cosmopolitan with Rihanna on the cover. "Noone's here," Maryse said. I got the feeling that this is gonna tire me out." Just as she was turning around to go to another part of the store, they heard a slight groan.
"Maybe she's behind the counter," Eve grabbed Maryse's shoulder and pointed over to the counter. No one was standing behind it, but maybe, just maybe, someone could've been either laying or sitting behind it. They heard yet another groan and slowly crept over to look behind it. Behind it, they found a few cookie crumbs, some spilled ICEE residue and…Natalya, buried underneath a mountain of CD's.
"Natalya?" Eve screamed. "What are you doing down there?"
Natalya tried her best to look up, which wasn't easy seeing as she was laying belly down. "Eve, is that you?" She could see Eve nodding. "Oh, thank goodness. I thought it was someone like Maryse or something."
"Guess who else!" Maryse called. Nattie kind wished she hadn't heard Maryse say that. "Don't worry. We're gonna get you from under there."
"Isn't that the same thing you said when you stuck me in a closet?" Nattie grunted. The time Maryse stuck her in a closet, Nattie was stuck in there for 7 ½ hours with a portable DVD player, and the only DVD choices were "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience" and "Norbit".
"You're still not over that? Come on, I said I was sorry and I bought Gizmo a nice gift."
"Yeah…about that…he didn't take that autographed picture of you very well…" While Nattie and Maryse went back and forth, Eve was tossing CD after CD aside to get Nattie from under the heap. Maryse then joined in to rescue Nattie, who was also still in her ring attire.
"These are A LOT of albums," Maryse said. "Who would bury someone under CD's behind a Subway count – oh, the new Lady GaGa album!"
"Come on, Maryse," Eve said. "You gotta focus he – oh, Rihanna's 'Loud' album!"
"Don't you already have that album?" Maryse said, holding "Born This Way" in one hand and reaching for a slice of bologna with the other.
"Yeah, but Nikki never returned it to me since I let her borrow it back in January. I'm starting to think she probably ate it."
They decided to cut the chit-chat short and focus on getting Natalya from underneath all those CD's, which I heavier than they thought. I really did a number on her back as if someone were prepping to give a Sharpshooter to Nattie instead of the usual other way around.
Nattie breathed a sigh of relief when they finally got her from under the pile. "Thanks, you guys. I've been stuck under there for what seems like hours. And the strange thing is that I don't even remember how I got there. In fact…I don't remember coming here at all."
"We think we may have an idea about all of this," Eve said as her and Maryse simultaneously pulled out their notes. "We found these in an issue of WWE Magazine and they were addressed to us." Eve handed Nattie her note.
"Yeah. They say the Divas Division is doomed or something," Maryse said waving her note around. "Hey, wait, the back of my note says something: P.S.: These notes will self-distruct when you find your third Diva comrade. Yeah, right!" Maryse laughed, tossing her note, which landed near the ICEE machine…and began beeping. "Do you girls hear that?"
Eve and Natalya were fearfully silent as the beeping also caught them off-guard. Natalya knew exactly what to do as she tossed Eve's note away as well. The ladies decided to make a run for the door, but before they could reach it…the notes exploded, blowing the Wal-Mart to pieces and sending the ladies flying.
The ladies hit the hard surface of the ground hard, except Maryse who was fortunate enough to land on the hood of a blue car. It was true: somebody was really out to get the Divas, and it had dawned on them as they tried to catch their breaths. The only questions now: who's out to get them and who are their other Diva comrades?