Hahaha…this is just a one shot. Anyways, have you ever wondered how the Olympians' Facebook will look like?
ARES
INFO
Lives in Olympus, born around the time when war started, likes to be wherever there's war
EDUCATION AND WORK
-I was studying war even before West Point was founded
-Starting major conflicts
PHILOSOPHY
Religious views: I'm a god! People pray to me, okay?
Political Views: I'll support anyone who makes his country goes to war
People who inspire you: Napoleon, Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan. And of course, myself.
ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT
Music: Hard rock, the heavier the better.
Books:Jane's Military books, the big coffee table versions with lots of glossy pictures of tanks and missiles!
Movies: Saving Private Ryan, Fight Club
Television: TV's for sissies. It's not nearly violent enough!
ACTIVITIES AND INTERESTS
Activities: Need I say anymore? I AM THE WAR GOD.
Interests: Starting conflicts, dating Aphrodite, starting conflicts
BASIC INFORMATION
About you: The world's premier fighter. If you got a problem with that, call me out and we'll see how long you last.
Relationship status: Dating Aphrodite, but don't tell her husband, Hephaestus.
Gender: Male
CONTACT INFORMATION
Email: What's an email? Some new artillery weapon?
Facebook: You're here already.
WALL
Ares
"My fists' are itching for a fight"
-12 hours ago via Facebook Olympus.
Nemesis, Poseidon, Zeus and Apollo like this.
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Nemesis
Has just sent you a request via Mafia Wars
-12 hours ago via Facebook Olympus
You and Nemesis like this.
Aphrodite
"Where are we meeting next, honey?3"
-13 hours ago via Facebook Olympus.
You, Aphrodite and Eurytion like this.
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Hephaestus: Yes, please do tell, Ares. Then I can know where to set up my traps.
Nemesis
"You're the man, Ares! Let's get together and do war. My people will kill your people"
-13 hours ago via Facebook Olympus.
You, Nemesis and Clarisse la Rue like this.
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Ares: Bring it on.
Clarisse la Rue
"Dad, I need your permission to maim some people. They called my spear Lamer."
-14 hours ago via Facebook Camp Half-Blood
You, Clarisse la Rue, Nico di Angelo, Dionysius and Hades like this.
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Ares: You're getting the hang of this conflict thing! Now THAT's what I'm talking about!
Dionysius: Please, do kill off each other. Just don't get blood on the ground, or the harpies will eat you.
RECENT ACTIVITY
Ares challenged 12 WWE wrestlers in one go and won. See friendship.
Ares visited the Cyclops for a new weapon. See friendship.
FRIENDS
Family:
Hera
-mother
Zeus
-father
Kronos
-Grandfather
Rhea
-Grandmother
Eurytion
-Son
Clarisse
-Daughter
Apollo
-Half-brother
Hermes
-Half-brother
Dionysius
-Half-brother
Hephaestus
-Ugh, brother
Artemis
-Half-sister
Athena
-Half-sister
Hestia
-Aunt
Demeter
-Aunt
Poseidon
-Uncle
Hades
-Uncle
Persephone
-Half sister ( her dad is uh, my dad too. Even though her mom's my aunt and she's kinda my cousin)
Percy Jackson
-PUNK ASS cousin
Thalia Grace
-Half sister
Nico di Angelo
-cousin
Well, I hoped you enjoyed reading this! Next, I'll be putting up Artemis' profile! I'm going in alphabetical order, by the way
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