First attempt at an Ouran fic so please be nice... unless you hate it in which case feel free to tell me. Make my day and review please. Thanks =)

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"Um, Haruhi, could I speak to you after club please?" Haruhi turned around to face the girl behind her; Ayako looked like she was going to cry. She was one of Haruhi's regulars but she was painfully shy. The first time she came to the club was because all her friends were going and she didn't want to be left on her own. She had stood in the doorway watching her friends sit with the twins but had been too nervous to join in. Haruhi had been free so she had gone over to see if she was okay... unfortunately Tamaki senpai had gotten there first, the result was a crying Ayako and Tamaki and the twins laughing so hard that their guests were worried about their health. Kyoya senpai had not been impressed.

Haruhi had remembered taking the girl to the changing rooms so she could calm down and clean the squirty cream out of her hair, Tamaki's commoner craze of the time although how it had ended up in the poor girl's hair no-one had quite figured out. They had spent the rest of club time talking to each other and since then she had been a brilliant customer for Haruhi.

"Of course we can Ayako, would you like to meet me here?" "O-okay Haruhi." Haruhi had been about to walk away when she heard the girl calling her again. "Haruhi, you don't have to if you don't want to, I mean, if you have better things to do then we don't need to talk. It's not urgent." The poor girl sounded so upset, Haruhi really hoped things were ok at home, she knew the girl had a rocky relationship with her father and she also knew he had a tendency to strike out at his introverted daughter when he felt he was being provoked. "Ayako, it isn't a problem. I'm looking forward to talking with you, I feel like we haven't had chance to talk for too long. I'll see you here in twenty minutes ok." She finished it with her best smile and watched the girl nod before darting out of the room, carefully yet obviously avoiding where Tamaki was sat. He noticed this and visibly wilted in his seat before snapping his attention to the 'princess' on his right hand side.

Haruhi cleaned up the table she had been sat at before seeing which hosts weren't serving. Honey senpai and Mori senpai were sat eating cake with a couple of second year girls, the twins were with a couple of girls Haruhi recognised from their class and Tamaki was sat on a window seat with a small crowd of girls. The only other host not hosting was Kyoya senpai, who was sat in a corner with his laptop. She went into the kitchen and made two cups of coffee and then carefully made her way to her shadowy senpai. She placed the cup next to him quietly before moving his empty one. "Senpai, do you mind if I sit here?" he continued to type away, not even looking at her as he answered. "I suppose so as long as you don't disturb me Haruhi." Haruhi nodded at him before sitting down and retrieved her book from her bag. It was one of the romance novels her father had bought her for her birthday a few years before that she had never gotten around to reading and, as much as it pained her to admit it, she was getting into it. A heroine who was intelligent and pretty without being ridiculously beautiful and the hero was a gorgeous man with a darker side to him. Haruhi was intrigued with their rocky relationship, her hesitance and his possessive jealousy caused them trouble and his anxiety that she might be in love with his best friend and her obliviousness to his feelings for her also made it unlike any book she had read before. It was a guilty pleasure but she was hooked.

She became so absorbed in the latest complication in the lovers lives that she completely lost track of time. She was lost to the world not realising that club had ended, there was a possibility that she had missed a couple of appointments, but then again she had no doubt that Kyoya would have gotten her attention if she had any clients. She missed Tamaki shouting at the twins for trying to play 'how many pencils can we throw in Haruhi's hair before she notices' game. She also missed Kyoya reprimanding all three of them for becoming so loud that he had had to stop his work to sort them out.

She was brought out of her trance like state by Kyoya clearing his throat; she looked at him confusedly until he jutted his chin out, gesturing behind her. She turned to come face to face with a very nervous looking Ayako. "Oh, sorry Ayako. I completely lost track of time." "Oh that's okay, I wasn't waiting long." "She's been waiting for you for five minutes Haruhi. You've kept the poor girl waiting. She was too scared to even come up to you. "

"Thank you Hikaru." "I'm Kaoru." "No, you're not." Hikaru laughed as he ran away from the annoyed looking girl glared at him. It never failed to amuse him that she could tell them apart and that she was so easy to wind up. Haruhi shook her head at his childish games; it was bad enough that she had forgotten when they were meeting but having Hikaru make a joke about it in front of Ayako was taking it too far. She was a sensitive girl and Haruhi didn't want her upsetting because Hikaru was teasing Haruhi.

Ayako opened her mouth to speak when she was cut off by the man still drumming away on his keyboard. "Perhaps you two may be more comfortable over there on one of the sofas." Translation, go away. They walked awkwardly to the nearest settee and sat down. Haruhi offered to get the nervous girl a drink but she refused, Haruhi didn't blame the girl for feeling so on edge since they had seemed to attract the attention of the other hosts, who weren't coming any closer but still clearly trying to work out what was being said.

"Haruhi, I, um, I really like you." "Thanks Ayako, I like you too." Ayako looked simultaneously relieved and upset. She took a deep breath in before trying again. "No Haruhi, I mean I like you like you." "Oh." The blonde girl seemed to have got herself on a roll now and hadn't seemed to notice the intense discomfort Haruhi was displaying on her face. "You have always been so nice to me. I used to dread coming to school but now thanks to you I love it. You make me feel like I'm actually special and with you I know that you haven't said everything you say to me a thousand other times like Tamaki senpai does. You don't let anything stop you, you're a commoner who got into this elite school and you give all of us a run for our money. Your smart and funny and handsome and I would really, really like it if you considered going out with me."

Haruhi was in turmoil. This couldn't possibly be happening could it? How is it when she began working as a host she never, ever thought that she would be confessed to. The other hosts got confessed to on a regular basis but they were... them! She wasn't the sort of person that got crushed on as a girl let alone as a boy. Haruhi felt miserable, there was no way she could accept but she really did not want to hurt Ayako.

There was only one thing for it, she would have to tell Ayako her secret, but she would need to ask Kyoya senpai first since it wasn't just her secret.

"Ayako, I really like you, I think you are so sweet and I am so glad that I can call you a friend but... I can't accept, I am so sorry." She watched bitterly as the girls eyes filled up. She watched Honey senpai and Mori senpai look at them with concern... well Honey looked concerned Mori just looked like usual. Even Tamaki had started paying attention from across the room where he had been yelling at the twins for trying to snoop on their conversation.

"Oh, um... could I ask why? Is there someone else? Or is it me, I'm sorry if I annoy you, I can try to change if that's it." "NO! No Ayako it isn't you at all. Please believe me when I say it is completely me." "It's not you it's me." Ayako shook her head clearly not believing Haruhi, the poor girl had such low self esteem, Haruhi felt sick, this was all her fault. "Ayako, please just wait here for a second and I'll try to make you see how much it isn't you." Sad blue eyes looked at her, "Please, just wait ok." The dejected girl nodded slightly and watched as Haruhi shot up and over to Kyoya senpai who had been in the process of leaving.

"KYOYA SENPAI!" he turned to look at her. "Kyoya senpai I need to tell Ayako that I'm a girl." Whatever Kyoya had been expecting Haruhi to say it obviously hadn't been that. "No Haruhi, that is impossible." "Please Kyoya senpai, I'm only asking you out of respect but it's urgent that I tell her I'm a girl." Kyoya sighed and pushed his glasses further up the bridge of his nose before speaking to her again. "Haruhi, I will not have you risking the integrity of the club on a whim." "It is not a whim, this is important!" Haruhi turned and looked back at the crying blonde on the couch, if anything she seemed to be crying heavier than before. Oh this was not good, now she thought Haruhi was making excuses to get away from her.

Haruhi needed to think fast, Kyoya was not being cooperative and she really didn't want to hurt the girl so she did the only thing she could think of, and so, in full view of Ayako and the rest of the hosts she grabbed her dark senpai's blazer, pulled him down to her level and slammed her lips onto his.

There was a very audible gasp throughout the room as Haruhi kept a firm grip of the boy's clothes in one hand and used the other to run through his silky, raven locks. Kyoya was so shocked that he had dropped his satchel which had somehow ended up stuck on the crooks of his elbows; he couldn't have pushed her away even if he had wanted to. As Haruhi became more confident she lifted her other hand to his hair as well and used it to push him closer to her whilst her fingers gently scratched his scalp. The delicious sensations caused him to gasp which allowed her wicked, little tongue access to his mouth. Kyoya began to feel dizzy from lack of oxygen and as the weight of the situation began to dawn on him. She was making him look gay in front of a client!

Finally after what seemed to be an age she released him and turned... only to come face to face with five boys and a slightly less upset girl. The twins and Tamaki were shouting over each other to try and shout at her, Honey senpai was telling her how cute that was; Mori senpai was deadpan as he grunted his agreement.

"So you turned me down because..." this got all six boys attention, even if one of them was still pretty much out of it, "I turned you down because I like boys. I'm sorry, like I said it really isn't you." Well it wasn't really a lie, Haruhi does like boys. Ayako giggled as she wiped her eyes. "It is me; if I had been a boy maybe you would have liked me. I'm really sorry Haruhi, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable, I didn't know. Can you forgive me? " "That's right you didn't know and why would you. I never sat you down and said 'Ayako, did you know I like boys?'" Ayako laughed again along with all the other hosts bar two, Kyoya was still stood in the exact same position as how she had left him with the exception of a hand pressed to his lips. Tamaki was also not joining in the laughter since he was in his corner of woe muttering about Mummies not meant to be kissing their daughters like that!

"So are you and Kyoya senpai... together." 'He brought this on himself; he should have let me tell her.' "Yeah we are but we're keeping it a secret so could you...Maybe. "Oh yes of course, no-one will hear it from me. I'm sorry I asked you out when you were seeing someone." "It isn't a problem; honestly you've really flattered me. I just didn't want you thinking I said no because of you when there was a perfectly good reason that I was well within my rights to tell you."

Somewhere in the haze of Kyoya's confused mind he picked up that that last comment was directed at him but he was too busy trying to work out what the hell just happened and whether or not he would need to tell his father that was not, in fact, gay.

Ayako left soon after feeling a lot happier in herself. Things were not as good in music room 3 however. Kyoya seemed to come too and just as he was about to lay into Haruhi for her irresponsible behaviour she turned on him.

"You brought that on yourself by not letting me tell her I was a girl, I wasn't going to let her be upset about that and it was your fault so don't you dare add that to my debt Kyoya senpai!" and without another word to anyone Haruhi had stormed out of the room. The remaining hosts all agreed that never before had senpai sounded so much like 'fuck you'. After she had slammed the door shut everyone took a step away from the demon lord who looked angrier than any of them had ever seen him before... and they had woken him up at five in the morning before.

If looks could kill... no-one would have lived... anywhere.

Kyoya pulled his satchel back up to its correct position before storming from the room himself. He didn't say a word to his driver and the poor man spent the car trip home wondering if he still had a job, he had never seen the young master look so, so... evil. The maids tore out of the way when he entered the manor, it was bad enough waking him up and him acting like this but to have it in the afternoon was downright frightening. He was in such a foul mood he didn't even notice his father on the corridor, the man looked after his dark son and wondered whether or not he should call Suoh to see if something had happened at school. After hearing the echoing boom of a door being slammed shut he decided that that might be best.

'How dare she? Who does she think she is? My reputation could be in ruins now because of that silly, little chit. What in the world possessed her to do something so reckless' yet even as he thought, sat in his darkened bedroom, he couldn't help but run his fingers over his lips, he could still feel the tingle of where she had pressed against his mouth so firmly, still feel her small hands tangled in his hair as she pulled him closer. He could still feel the warmth that had flooded his body when her tongue had pushed its way into his prone mouth. He caught a glimpse of himself in a mirror, his hair was still messy from her hands and his mouth was slightly pink but other than that there was no physical evidence of her 'attack' on his person.

So why was it he couldn't stop thinking about it?

This was interesting.

It was as Haruhi got home that the general stupidity of what she had done hit her. She had kissed Kyoya senpai... in front of everyone! Oh God, what was she thinking? That was quite possibly the stupidest thing she had ever done. This was akin to poking an angry bear with a stick then trying to give it a hug.

She walked straight past her dad and into her room. She ignored him as he called after her, she didn't want to talk to him just yet, and she knew he'd overreact in one way or another. She sat on her bed for a good hour trying to work out whether or not she should just leave the country now or wait till after school tomorrow. Could you get a passport so quickly?

She got changed out of her uniform and into a plain pair of jeans and a baggy t-shirt. She clipped her hair back from her face before looking at her reflection. Nothing was different, well maybe her lips were a little pink but other than that there was no difference. Maybe she could pretend that it hadn't happened. It's not like Kyoya liked her anyway, she hadn't spoiled a friendship although there was a big chance he was going to kill her for making him look gay.

'It was worth it for Ayako, although now I think about it, if I had explained it to him in the first place I might not have had to... attack him like that. I panicked because I thought she would get depressed again, she has enough going on at home without thinking that I rejected her 'cause she isn't good enough for me. Why the hell did none of us think that that might happen? Because it was so unlikely, what are the chances of her confessing to me, I don't get confessed to ever... the first time I get confessed to and it's by a girl!'

At this point Haruhi burst out laughing at the oddness of her situation, her phone started buzzing but she ignored it and walked out to meet the worried face of her father, still laughing her head off.

"Haruhi, are you ok sweetheart."

"No, dad I've done something really stupid." Still laughing away, but Ranka was paying attention. As a father he was running through every bad thing that it could be but one kept popping up in his head. 'Oh my god, my little baby's pregnant!' he thought Haruhi was hysterical and was seriously tempted to slap her to snap her out of it but he thought better of that, afterall it may hurt the baby. Instead he put on his most serious, concerned father face and calmly asked "What is it? What have you done?"

Haruhi stopped giggling straight away.

"I kissed Kyoya senpai."

There you go; this is my first attempt at an Ouran one like I said so please forgive me if its crap and they're all ooc. Ayako apparently means colourful child.. bit of trivia there for you.

Let me know what you think, like it, love it or hate it. I'd really like to know what you think, I'll be honest I am a review addict; I need your reviews to live.

Wp2 xx