Last time, the protagonists you know as the Poke'squad ventured into the mountains where they discovered a scientist named Seymour living amongst an evil gang of Clefairys who had enslaved him to do their bidding. After a debate between the squad and the magic 8 ball, they came to a conclusion that they should rescue Seymour, and once they did, he lost his virginity to Ashley. That whore. Now let's see what new exciting sex filled adventures they're having…

The squad walks out of the mountains and on to a trail leading to Cerulean City. "We finally made it out of there." Ashley falls to her knees, exhausted and relieved.

"After ten and a half months wandering around in the mountains." Radeg takes a sigh of relief.

"Next time we come back it will probably be named 'Smoke Pack Mountain' after all those cigarettes you you littered the area with." Ashley comments.

"Well I wasn't just gonna put them back in my bag after I smoked them." Radeg says "why did we go back in there anyways?"

"Remember?" Bryan raises his hand "I forgot my magic 8 ball so we went back to get it." he holds up the ball and cuddles it against his cheek with a smile.

Silverchu and Pikachu turn to each other with a look of shame in him.

"You fucking dick!" Ashley screams "you don't deserve one anymore." she kicks him in the crotch.

"Owww!" Bryan falls to his knees in pain "you guys agreed to go back though." he struggles to say.

"Why on earth would I agree to that?" Ashley asks.

Bryan raises his hand "Cause you're stupid?" he asks.

Ashley glares at him and then punches him in the face, knocking him to the ground.

"Hey don't be so angry, Ashley." Radeg puts a hand on her shoulder "we got to have a lot of sex right? That was worth it."

"Shutup we're never doing it again." she turns her back to him.

"Not even right now?" Radeg steps towards her, facing her back and presses up against her. He rests his hands on the sides of her hips and blows softly on the back of her neck.

Inside Radeg's closed tent, Ashley moans as Radeg drives his cock in and out of her pussy. "Oh yeah you like that baby?" he asks and then kisses her neck.

"Oh god yes. Don't stop. Faster." she moans and scratches his back.

Radeg gets on to his shins and grips Ashley's waist in his hands before he resumes fucking her with an increased level of intensity. His penis penetrates deep inside her vagina, that responds by squirting at him. He grabs her tits and fucks her even harder, until he's about to climax and pulls out to cum on her stomach.

Episode 7:

Guardian of the Majestic Plains

Radeg and Ashley crawl out of the tent, fully dressed again. "You guys really like to wrestle don't you?" Bryan asks, sitting on a log with Silverchu and the sleeping Pikachu.

Radeg and Ashley look at each other. "We weren't wrestling, Bryman." Ashley replies.

"Yeah we were fucking." Radeg says, digging through his bag for cigarettes.

"What?" Bryan's eyes widen. "What about all those other times?"

"We were fucking every time." Radeg chuckles.

"But you guys did it like a hundred times." Bryan says, counting his fingers.

"150 actually." Radeg grins. "No wait." Radeg updates the tally on poke'gear. "151."

"What that's not fair. When do I get in on that?" Bryan asks, disappointed.

"Never. You're too stupid." Ashley says, while brushing her hair.

"But, I really wanna fuck you. Look I'll prove it." Bryan unzips and unbuttons his pants. He pulls them and his underwear down, exposing his erect penis.

Ashley, Raichu, Pikachu, and Silverchu screams.

"Put your cock away!" Ashley exclaims.

'I wouldn't mind getting plowed by that' Ashley and Radeg both think in their heads.

'What am I saying?' Radeg thinks and smacks his head with his hand several times.

"Like you don't wanna suck my cock." Bryan says, pulling his pants back up.

"No, Bryman, I don't." Ashley crosses her arms.

"Then explain this!" Bryan takes out his magic 8 ball and shakes it. "Does Ashley want to suck my dick?"

8 ball: Can't tell.

"Can't tell? What the fuck is this. Have you formed an alliance with this slut?" Bryan angrily asks the 8 ball.

"Who are you calling a slut?" Ashley furiously questions him.

"Guys I could stand here all day and listen to you two argue because it's really funny." Radeg admits. "But, we should get going. We've already wasted the last ten months in that canyon. So let's get the fuck out of here."

"Fine. But some day you will suck my dick. And afterwards you'll swallow my cum and say you'll never wash your tongue again." Bryan walks on, leading the group. "Let's go cum-tongue."

"Err! I'm gonna kill him." Ashley clenches her fists.

"You can't do that. Half of my amusement comes from you two yakking away at each other." Radeg tells her.

Ashley rolls her eyes and follows after Bryan. Radeg, Silverchu, and Pikachu do the same.

The poke'squad walks through an open field, on their way to Cerulean City. Bryan and Radeg walk beside each other in front of Ashley, trailing behind them.

"I believe it's imperative that you catch a psychic poke'mon, Bryman. Psychic poke'mon are vitally important to becoming a great poke'mon trainer." Radeg informs him.

"All your ideas suck Lugia dick. And that's a big dick. I googled lugia penis once. Man are they big. They could fuck a house with that." Bryan counters.

"Fuck a house?" Radeg raises an eyebrow.

"Yeah, like the door would be the vagina." Bryan explains.

They come across a wild Abra, sleeping against a tree.

"A psychic poke'mon for me to catch! Stand back." Bryan shoves Radeg in the face for no reason and sprints towards Abra. "I got you now!" Bryan leaps at the poke'mon, but Abra teleports and Bryan slams head first into the tree.

"Dumb ass." Ashley rolls her eyes.

Abra teleports between Bryan and his friends. "Abraa." Abra laughs.

Bryan gets up, his face bleeding and partially bark colored. "Let's go Hunky." Bryan calls out Machop. "Kick that Abra's ass!" he orders.

"Chop!" Hunky charges at Abra, but stops dead in his tracks after Abra uses attract.

"What's going on?" Bryan is perplexed "Don't just stand there letting hearts rise from your body! Punch it in the ear like Tyler Durden in Fight Club."

"Abra used attract, Bryman." Radeg informs him. "Use a female poke'mon."

"Shit." Bryan returns Hunky and calls out Graveler and Diglett. Bryan examines their genitals, including Raichu's. "Damn. They all have danglers."

Graveler's 'dangler' becomes hard, uh erect.

"What am I supposed to do with all these vagina bangers?" Bryan wonders.

"If you put it to sleep you could keep it still long enough to attack her." Radeg suggests.

"But where am I gonna find a T.V out in the middle of a field?" Bryan asks.

"Why do you need a T.V?" Radeg asks.

"To put on a soap opera. They always put me to sleep." Bryan snaps his fingers twice and performs the choreography from Beyonce's music video for 'All The Single Ladies.'

This joke was brought to you by McDonalds. Bada bababa. I'm loving it.

"Look over there!" Radeg shouts, pointing to no particular direction in the field "Is that a Blue Eyes Dragon?"

Bryan, Ashley, and Silverchu looks in that direction, while Pikachu sleeps by Ashley's feet. During this time, Radeg quickly used Dark Void to put Abra to sleep.

Ashley turns back "A blue what?"

"I meant shiny blue Charizard." Radeg corrects himself.

"Hey! Abra is asleep." Bryan realizes.

"How did that happen?" Ashley wonders.

"Uh, I used my Gastly to put her to sleep." Radeg runs behind a tree and calls out Gastly. A flash of light appears in the process as Gastly comes out of the ball. Radeg carries Gastly over to his friends. "See?" he sweat drops. "Heh heh."

"Are you gonna catch it now?" Silverchu asks.

"That I am my loyal sidekick." Bryan answers. "For I am Bry-Man! The secret of the universe, the whisperer of secrets, and the guardian of the majestic plains. When the adventure gets bumpy, windy, or greasy, I'll be there to flatten it out. I'll be there with spare wind-breakers. And I will selflessly lick up as much grease as I can. And with an Abra by my side, I will go forth into the depths of greatness and fuck it in the ass!"

"It's waking up!" Ashley yells.

"What is?" Bryan asks.

Abra wakes up and rubs her forehead. "Abraaa" Abra teleports away.

"Nooooooooo!" Bryan falls to his knees. "Look what you did!" Bryan smacks Silverchu on the back of the head.

"I didn't know you were gonna give a long stupid speech." Silverchu says.

"You don't know me at all!" Bryan sobs into his hands.

"I guess we better get moving again." Radeg shrugs.

"No!" Bryan shouts, getting back on to his feet and wiping his tears away. "Clearly we're dealing with a genius here. And that genius, ME, wants to catch an Abra."

Ashley and Radeg stare at each other -_-.

"Time to set a trap…" Bryan rubs his hands together, grinning.

Hours later, the poke'squad stands behind a tree, peeking out at the trap that's been set. Bryan holds a string attached to a stick holding up a poorly constructed cage made out of branches. Beneath the cage is a psychic poke'mon porno magazine.

"It took 2 and a half hours to build that cage, but it was worth it." Bryan says.

"Are we sure an Abra is even gonna show up?" Ashley asks.

"According to the map, we're in 'Abra Field.' They wouldn't call it that unless Abras lived here." Radeg explains.

"What about Rhyhorn Canyon? There's nothing but Drifloons there." Ashley reminds him.

"Shut up you guys. You're making the Abras lose their horniness." Bryan raises his fist over them.

Suddenly an Abra teleports beneath the cage and grabs the magazine. He flips through the pages. "Abraaa" he grins.

"Bryman, there it is." Silverchu informs him.

"Shazam!" Bryan pulls the string, triggering the cage to fall on Abra. "Yes!"

Abra notices he's trapped and teleports out of the cage with the magazine and flees.

"Ah man." Bryan puts his hands on his head "that was the best psychic poke'mon porno magazine I had."

"I'm sorry, Bryman." Radeg puts a hand on his shoulder.

"Why didn't that work?" Bryan asks.

"I told you it was gonna teleport out of the cage." Ashley tells him, frustrated.

"I thought you were kidding." Bryan frowns. "That's why I laughed so much. Why weren't you more thorough?" Bryan crabs Ashley by the shoulders and shakes her.

"Hey stop!" Ashley tries pushing Bryan away.

"All right you two. Knock it off." Radeg separates them with his hands.

"Back to the old drawing board, ay Bryman?" Silverchu smiles warmly.

"Fuck you!" Bryan kicks Silverchu aside, walking away.

No attorneys - to plead my case
No orbits - to send me into outer space
And my fingers are bejeweled
With diamonds and gold but that ain't
gonna help me now

Bryan confronts an Abra and calls out Graveler to use its earthquake attack, but Abra teleports into a tree and laughs. Bryan stomps on the ground, frustrated.

Ashley, Radeg, Pikachu, and Marill enjoy a picnic on a blanket near by. The earthquake causes their drinks to spill. They all enjoy the moment and laugh. Bryan glares in their direction, angry with their good moods.

I'm trouble - yeah trouble now
I'm trouble y'all, I disturb my town
I'm trouble - yeah, trouble now
I'm trouble y'all, I got trouble in my town

Bryan spots Abra again and calls out Diglett. He whispers into Diggy's ear(?) to sneak up on Abra underground, and ambush it from underneath. Diggy nods and goes underground.

As Diggy is about to come up and attack Abra, it teleports away and laughs. Abra smacks its ass, teasing the mole poke'mon.

Bryan's face turns red beneath his Batman mask. Silverchu sighs.

"All right I did it!" Ashley exclaims nearby.

"Huh?" Bryan looks in her direction to see her, Radeg, and the mouse poke'mon approach him.

"I just caught a Ralts. Say hello, Ralts." Ashley calls out the… feeling poke'mon?(okay…)

Ralts comes out of it's ball with a smile on its face. Ashley uses her pokedex.

Dexter: Ralts, the feeling poke'mon…it its horns capture the warm feelings of people or pokemon, its body warms up.

Ralts' smile fades and begins to shiver. It wraps its arms around itself, trying to warm up.

"What the?" Radeg raises an eyebrow. He and the others notice Bryan is also shaking, sensing he must be furious beneath his mask.

"Bryman, stop emitting negative feelings. You're making Ralts cold." Ashley returns Ralts to its ball.

You think you're right, but you were wrong
You tried to take me, but I knew all along
You can't take me for a ride
I'm not a fool now - so you better run and hide

Bryan sees Abra sleeping against a tree and points at it, signaling Silverchu to attack it. Silverchu runs over and taps Abra on the foot.

"Abra?" Abra awakens.

"Hi." Silverchu waves "I was wondering if you wanted to be friends…maybe go to the movies sometime-yaw!" Silverchu unleashes a wave of electricity, but Abra dodges by teleportation. "Wha?"

Bryan checks his pokedex.

DEXTER: Abra, 43 pounds, the Psi pokemon. Using its ability to read minds, it will identify impending danger and teleport to safety.

"Fuck you, Abra! You 43 pound cock-sucker!" Bryan falls to his knees in anguish.

Under another tree about ten yards away, Ashley, Radeg, Pikachu, and Marill enjoy a game of Monopoly. They laugh after Marill makes an innocent mistake.

"No, Marill." Radeg smiles "you can't put hotels ANYWHERE you want." he and the others laugh at Marill's placement of a hotel in the Jail. Marill blushes.

"Gahhhhhh!" Bryan screams.

I'm trouble - yeah trouble now
I'm trouble y'all, I disturb my town
I'm trouble - yeah, trouble now
I'm trouble y'all, I got trouble in my town
(Trouble by Pink)

Abra runs across the field, frightened. Bryan runs after him, chasing with a sword in hand, waving it wildly over his head.

Abra runs back across the field in the direction he just came from. Bryan chases after with a shot gun, firing shots at the Psi pokemon.

Finally Abra uses Psyshock on Bryan, paralyzing him. He falls to the ground with his shot gun. "Silverchu. Grab that paralyze heal from my bag. The one we stole from that asshole at the poke'mart."

Silverchu sighs and walks over to retrieve the item.

Ashley, Radeg and the mouse poke'mon lay in the grass in the field, looking up at the clouds pass over them. Ashley points at one of them "That looks like you, Marill."

"Marill!" Marill exclaims, happily.

"Look at those two." Radeg points "Together, they look like an aroused vagina."

"Radeg keep it family rated." Ashley tells him, annoyed.

"Poke'mon don't care about family." Radeg tells her. "Look at those clouds in the South. They look like two Oddishes doing it doggy style."

"Radeg stop construing-oh my god they do. Wow it's like you can see the penis too." Ashley says, examining the clouds. Suddenly a Ledyba flies overhead and lies nearby in the grass. Ashley gasps and shrieks "I can't believe it! It's like one of the only bugs I can stand." she gets up and eyes the Ledyba.

"Are you gonna catch it?" Radeg asks.

"Fuck yeah!" Ashley points her pokedex at it.

Dexter: Ledyba, the Five Star Poke'mon.

"What?" Ashley is perplexed.

Dexter: It is very timid. It's afraid to move if alone, but it's active if in a group.

"Perfect. Marill go get it." Ashley orders.

"Marill" Marill approaches the Ledyba.

Ledyba gasps and freezes, unable to move. It screeches in fear.

"Water gun!" Ashley shouts.

Marill uses her water gun to knock out the Ledyba in limited hits. Ashley throws a poke'ball at the five….star poke'mon, catching it.

"All right. I caught the fuck out of that five star poke'mon." Ashley holds the ball up proudly.

"Good job, Ashley." Radeg hi-fives her.

"Bryman, check it. I just caught a Ledyba." she says, running up to him, laying in the field in a fetal position. All his poke'mon except for Silverchu sit around him in the grass, smoking.

"Really? And it didn't teleport?" he asks, bewildered.

"Uh, Bryman…" she knees down and touches his shoulder, concerned.

"Bryman, maybe you should give this Abra thing a rest." Radeg suggests, also concerned. "And quit stealing my cigarettes!" Radeg yanks the cigarettes from Diggy, Choppy, and Graveler. Graveler angrily punches Radeg several yards away.

"I can't give it a rest. I have to catch it." he says, his eyes twitch beneath his mask, and his lips quiver.

"You can't even beat ME. How are you gonna catch an Abra?" Ashley asks.

Silence ensues briefly. Bryan sits up and stares into Ashley's eyes. "What did you just say?"

"I said you can't even beat me." she repeats.

"I can too!" he jumps to his feet.

"You haven't yet." she reminds him.

"Yeah well at least I don't have sex with old nerds." he pokes her in the boob.

Ashley gasps, upset. "He needed it!" she screams.

"Um…" Radeg sticks his finger in the air, laying in an awkward position several yards away "could I get a hit of that paralyze heal?"

"Face it, Bryman. You're just not cut out to be a poke'mon trainer. You never were. Why don't you go back home and get a blue collar job and become a productive member of society. Fast food joints are always hiring." Ashley tells him. "Here's some applications." she takes some out of her bag and hands them to him.

Bryan stares at the application, fixating on the 'occupation desired' section. He takes out a pen and writes something under it. He turns it around, showing it to Ashley. It reads: Poke'mon trainer.

"Bryman…" Ashley sighs.

Bryan tears the application in half and throws the pieces in Ashley's face. He turns around and walks away, returning his poke'mon to their balls.

"Are you going home?" Ashley asks.

"Fuck you! I'm going to get me a fucking Abra. And when I do, you'll be sucking my dick." he paces away, with Silverchu following. They start to run.

"I'll never suck your dick!" Ashley yells. She watches Bryan disappear over a hill and heads over to Radeg and sprays him with a paralyze heal.

Radeg jumps to his feet. "Hell yeah. Who ever invented this should be laying in a pile of gold naked women."

"A woman invented it." Ashley informs him.

"How does that information change anything?" he asks, and proceeds to do push-ups.

"Should we go after him?" Ashley asks, referring to Bryan.

"Who?" Radeg asks, still doing push-ups.

"Bryman. Or Bryan, I think his name really is." Ashley says.

"Shh. Careful. You never know he might be near by and shoot you." Radeg warns her.

"I think we should go find him." Ashley says.

"Nah. He'll come crying back. This is like the 8th time this has happened in the last ten months. Don't worry about it. What you should be worried about, is the void in your vagina where my penis should be." Radeg gets up and winks.

"Yeah I'm not really worried about that." Ashley crosses her arms, turning around.

"You sure about that, beautiful girl?" Radeg asks, walking up behind her.

"Your charm doesn't work on me anymore." Ashley retorts.

Radeg puts his arms around Ashley, planting on her stomach. He kisses the back of her neck.

Radeg's tent shakes back and forth. Ashley can be heard moaning loudly from inside. "Oh! Harder, Radeg! Fuck me harder." she yells.

Radeg is positioned on top of Ashley, thrusting in and out. Ashley scratches his back and moans in pleasure. "Oh yeah. That's it-that's it. Right there."

Radeg kisses the side of Ashley's face, clenching her hair in his hand and pulling at it as he drills her pussy with his cock. "Oh baby, I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna cum." He thrusts faster and groans louder. He pulls his penis out of her pussy and ejaculates on to her stomach and tits.

Radeg gets on his back next to Ashley. They both pant. Radeg grabs his poke'gear and updates the tally "152."

Pikachu can be heard fucking Marill outside the tent. "Chuu. Chuuu. Chuuuu!"

"Aww, they sound so cute when they have sex." Ashley comments.

Radeg lights up a cigarette "I'm surprised that old bastard still has any pika-juice left."

Several hours later, rain falls hard. Bryan and Silverchu are shielded by large boulders positioned perfectly to form a small cave. Bryan shakes his magic 8 ball. "Will Ashley suck my dick later?"

8 ball: Looks good.

Bryan smirks.

"What did he say?" Silverchu asks.

"Looks good, Silverchu. Looks good…" Bryan pats Silverchu on the head.

"Wow." Silverchu smiles at his master.

"What?"

"You haven't pet me in years. It felt good." he explains.

"If you tell anyone I'll skin you alive!" Bryan grabs Silverchu by his fur, pulling his face towards his.

"Okay okay. It's not a big deal anyways. It's a sign of affection and love." Silverchu says, nervously.

"I'll skin you!" Bryan reaches for his sword.

"Bryan-Bryman, whatever. Look. It's Abra." Silverchu points to Abra sitting beneath another boulder, out of the rain.

Bryan gasps and steps out into the rain. He stares intensely at Abra, who does not react. A dramatic overtone encases the atmosphere. Bryan seems to interpret it as the defining moment of his destiny. "This is the defining moment of my life. No, destiny. Life or destiny? Destiny sounds better. Destiny it is."

"Catch it, Bryman." Silverchu says impatiently.

Bryan grabs a poke'ball. He screams loudly as he throws the ball at Abra. It seemingly takes forever, as it flies over in slow motion. A dramatic music cue familiar to the Poke'mon anime, especially towards the ending of the first episode brings tension to the moment. Finally the ball makes contact with Abra.

"Yes!" Bryan pumps his fist.

But, the ball bounces off Abra, falling to the ground beside it.

"What?"

Silverchu points the pokedex at Abra.

Dexter: Poke'balls can not capture deceased poke'mon.

"It's dead? Noooooo!" Bryan takes off his mask and his cape, dropping them on the muddy surface. He walks over and knees in front of the dead Abra.

"I'm sorry, Bryman." Silverchu says, still taking shelter amongst the boulders.

Anger overtakes Bryan. "You piece of shit!" he repeatedly delivers blows to Abra's face with his fists, again and again. He screams like a mad man.

"Bryan stop!" Silverchu can't bare to look, turning away from the scene.

Bryan stands up and kicks the Abra corpse. He marches back to the boulders and grabs his shot gun from the bag. He walks back to the corpse and shoots it, obliterating the corpse into pieces. Silverchu can't believe it.

Tears strain from Bryan's eyes. "I don't deserve to wear this jersey anymore." Bryan takes off his 'Fuck the Lakers' jersey(and since I'm a Suns fan and they recently got Steve Nash, they can triple fuck themselves! GAHHH). He throws it in the mud.

"Oh great. Not this again." Silverchu face paws. But it's soon made apparent that this isn't a normal cry-fest, when he sees what his master does next.

The signature dramatic emotional tune from Poke'mon picks up volume in the background again(Just in case you're wondering what it's called so you can listen to it, it's 'Tears After the Cloudy Weather').

Bryan kicks off his shoes and pulls off his socks. "I don't deserve to wear any of this. I shall be punished to an eternity of nakedness like Adam and Eve." Bryan removes his shirt and his pants.

"Completely wrong." Silverchu shakes his head, double checking a miniature bible he carries with him for reference.

Bryan takes off his underwear, becoming completely nude. He looks up at the sky as the rain pours down around him. He falls to his knees with his arms spread, mirroring that scene with Tim Robbins from The Shawshank Redemption towards the end, except Tim Robins had clothes on. He tore open his shirt so his chest and stomach were visible. Not his penis like in Bryan's case…

"Redemption!" he yells to the Heavens.

"That line wasn't in the movie." Silverchu checks the quotes section for the movie on IMDB via smart phone.

"You win. I'm done. Please, I don't wanna do this anymore. I don't wanna be God! I want you to decide what's right for me! I surrender to your will!" Bryan yells, now apparently mirroring that scene with Jim Carrey towards the end of Bruce Almighty, except Jim Carrey had clothes on. He was soaked by the rain too, but his penis wasn't showing like in Bryan's case…

"Wow…" Silverchu says, checking the quote section for the movie on IMDB "He pretty much nailed that line."

Bryan curls up in a fetal position in the mud, dirtying himself.

"Bryan, put your clothes on. I've seen too much of your dick today." Silverchu shakes his head.

Bryan cries himself to sleep, curled up in a muddy puddle. Silverchu snuggles up next to him to provide warmth as the rainfall subsides…

The sunlight shines through the trees, catching Bryan's eyes, stirring him awake. He rolls on to his back, looking up at the sky. He sees clouds that resemble a couple of Oddish doing it doggy style. He smiles.

Silverchu yawns, stretches and opens his eyes. The first thing he sees is Bryan's penis and testicles at face level. "Ahhh!" Silverchu jumps back away from him. "You can put your clothes back on now."

"Didn't you hear me last night? I shall be naked forever…besides they're soaked." he explains.

"Oh shit." something catches Silverchu's eye. "Look."

Bryan looks to see an Abra mating with another Abra doggy style. "Abras have sex?" he's stunned.

Silver chu face paws. "How else would they make more of themselves?"

"Poke'stork?" Bryan rubs his chin.

"You're a perfect example of Kanto's failing public school system." Silverchu shakes his head. He looks up and notices Bryan's penis slowly growing in size. "Are you getting a thrill out of this?"

"What-no." Bryan turns away from Silverchu so his package can't be seen. "It's morning. Morning wood." he lies.

The male Abra's thrusting pace becomes substantially more aggressive. The female moans as she takes his Abra dick inside her. "Abraaaaaaa!" Abra cums inside her and falls on to his back, knocking out.

Bryan points his pokedex at the sleeping Abra.

Dexter: Abra spends 18 hours a day sleeping. If they do not obtain enough sleep, they are unable to utilize its teleportation and telekinetic abilities…After ejaculation during mating, the male is instantaneously knocked out."

"Yes. Thank God for making males vulnerable after sex. Go poke'ball." Bryan throws the ball at Abra. The ball shakes back and forth several times despite the fact that Abra is asleep. But it eventually stops, and the red light fades. "Woo-hoo!" Bryan picks up the ball and jumps up and down. His flaccid penis and testicles flap up and down.

"Egh." Silverchu shields his eyes.

Radeg packs the last of his tent into his back pack while Ashley eyes her surroundings.

"Still no sign of Bryman." Ashley says. Pikachu snores softly next to her feet.

Another signature poke'mon tune plays in the background: A Meeting, and Parting.

"Heyyy!" Bryan can be heart in the distance.

"That sounded like Bryman." Radeg looks every which way.

Finally Bryan's head is seen bobbing coming up from behind the hill, sporting his blue Batman mask with the black cape attached to the back.

"There he is!" Ashley exclaims.

Ashley and Radeg run towards him, anticipating a big embrace. Their pace gradually slows as Bryan's full form comes into view. He's completely naked, running towards them. Silverchu trails him.

Ashley and Radeg look at each other, and run back in the direction they came from. They stop behind Pikachu. "Bryman, where are your clothes?" Radeg asks, trying not to look directly at Bryman as he runs over, carrying his soaking clothes in his hands.

"They got flooded in the storm last night. A few hours in the sun and they'll be good as new." he explains.

"All right. Let's go find an exposed boulder to lay them on." Radeg collects his belongings.

"I can beat you, Ashley." Bryan randomly blurts.

"What?" she places her hands on her hips.

"Let's make a bet. If I beat you at a 3 on 3 battle…you have to suck my dick." Bryan grins, also with his hands on his hips. His cape blows in the wind.

"And if I win?" Ashley tilts her head.

"If you win…" Bryan rubs his chin, contemplating.

"If I win, you have to suck Radeg's dick." she grins.

"But, I've only ever sucked one dick before." Bryan reveals "it was my own, but still."

"Hmm. That could be a fresh change of pace. I'm in." Radeg says.

"Fine. You're on." Bryan shakes Ashley's hand.

Bryan and Ashley stand in the open plains. Radeg watches, sitting against a tree, eating a McDonalds salad. "Yep. McDonalds has salads too, fatty." Radeg winks at YOU, the reader.

Ashley glares at Bryan. Her teeth gritted. Bryan also glares back, though she can't tell cause of the mask. His cape and his penis sway in the wind.

"Go, Graveler!" Bryan calls out Graveler, who pounds the ground with its fists and grins.

"Let's go, Marill!" Ashley calls out Marill, who takes a battle stance and calls over to Pikachu "Marill-Marill!"

"Pika pika." Pikachu waves and blows her a kiss.

"Earthquake!" Bryan demands.

Graveler used earthquake.

"Defense curl now." Ashley orders.

Marill curls into a ball, raising its defense. The earthquake impacts her, but she's built up a minor resistance.

"Now water gun!" Ashley yells.

Marill uses an array of water attacks, including bubble bomb(it's on the trading card) to defeat Graveler.

"Yayy" Ashley picks up Marill and gives her a kiss.

"Marill marill" Marill wags her tail.

"Your turn, Hunky." Bryan calls out Machop, who flexes his muscles and winks at Ashley.

Ashley shudders. "Use defense curl, Mary. Yep. I nicknamed her Mary. Cute huh?" Ashley says…to Radeg, sitting against the tree.

"Meh." Radeg shakes his hand back and forth.

Marill curls into a ball.

"Looks like Bryan from last night." Silverchu says silently to himself.

"What's that?" Bryan asks.

"Dah, nothing." Silverchu sweat drops, putting his paw on the back of his head.

"Dribble that ball, Hunky." Bryan orders.

Hunky walks over and dribbles Mary like a basketball. He dribbles her in between his legs and mixes it up with a series of different dribbles.

Mary comes out of her defense curl, dizzy.

"Seismic toss!" Bryan shouts.

Hunky grabs Mary by the tail and spins around and around, tossing her many yards away. Her eyes are take the form of X's.

"Return, Mary." Ashley calls back Mary to her ball. "Come on out, Lady." Ledyba comes out of its ball.

"Go kick that bug." Bryan commands.

Hunky used kick. The attack missed on account of Ledyba flying into the air to avoid the impact.

"Supersonic!" Ashley calls.

Ledyba used supersonic. Hunky is confused.

"Ma?" Hunky looks around and stumbles over to Bryan like he's intoxicated. He grabs Bryan's chin and humps the back of his knee. "Chop-chop-chop."

"Hey stop that! The back of my knee isn't a Machop pussy, or whatever poke'mon you stick your dick into." Bryan shakes his leg.

Ashley laughs hysterically on the ground. "How do you like it, Bryman?"

Ledyba attacks Hunky repeatedly with comet punch and double-edge, defeating him.

"All right then." Bryan returns Hunky. "Now have a taste of Sleepy." Bryan calls out Abra.

"The fuck?" Ashley/Radeg in unison via split-screen anime style.

Ledyba tries attacking, but Abra uses teleport over and over, and delivers a psychock, knocking Lady out.

"It's up to you, Ralts." Ashley calls out Ralts. "Future sight."

Ralts used future sight. Which of course means the attack does nothing until later. Blah.

"Pound it now!" Bryan orders.

Abra teleports behind Ralts and 'pounds' it. Ralts falls to the ground, and frowns. Abra tries to contain his laughter, with his hands on his mouth.

"Ralts, use hypnoblast." Ashley calls.

Ralts used hypnoblast. Abra teleports to avoid it.

"Fuck my mouth." Ashley blurts out of frustration.

"It shant be long." Bryan winks, unseen of course because of the mask.

"Fuck you! Ralts, smack Abra!" Ashley shouts.

Ralts tries to smack Abra, but he teleports and uses psychock, paralyzing Ralts. Abra takes advantage and pounds Ralts into defeat.

"YES!" Bryan yells. He runs over to Abra to pick him up, but wanting to avoid his new master's nudeness, teleports away behind Silverchu.

"Wow. Nice work, Bryman." Radeg says, also keeping his distance.

"I'll take that blow job now." Bryan grins.

"I-I-I-he-he, noooo!" Ashley falls to her knees in defeat.

"You can use my tent." Radeg winks.

Radeg, Silverchu, and Pikachu sit on a log across from the tent, watching, waiting and listening for noise and movement.

Bryan pulls down his pants and his boxers, revealing his erect penis. "Well there it is. Have fun."

Ashley sits there with her legs and arms crossed, avoiding eye contact with Bryan's penis. "I don't suck dick."

"But, you already woke the sleeping giant. Are you a lesbian?" he asks.

"No. It's just degrading. I wont do it." she replies.

"You gotta do something." Bryan tells her, impatiently.

Ashley sighs.

Radeg, Silverchu, and Pikachu observe the tent from their spot on the log. Radeg checks his watch. "Still no moaning. Ashley must be bad at blow jobs."

Suddenly Bryan can be heard moaning.

"Oh there it is." Radeg nods happily.

Inside the tent, Ashley is riding Bryan's cock. She moans softly as she rides up and down. "Don't…(moan) tell…any…body….about…(moans) this."

Bryan moans loudly "I…wont…(moans) If…we…do…this…(moans) again…but…next…time…(moans) doggy…style."

"Ohhh! Kay." Ashley moans, riding Bryan faster.

Bryan moans loudly as he fires his load inside Ashley's vagina.

Ashley slaps Bryan across the face(mask). "You idiot. You came inside me."

"I thought that's how sex works." Bryan says.

Ashley crawls off of Bryan and pulls her shorts back on "Reproductive sex. This was just pleasure fucking, asshole."

Radeg watches Bryan step out of the tent, still naked(except for the mask of course, you should all know that by now). "So where did you cum, big boy? On her thigh? On her tits?" Radeg asks, excited.

"In her mouth." Bryan hi-fives Radeg.

"All right. Sweet. Did she swallow?"

"Yep." Bryan nods happily. Bryan and Radeg laugh, as Ashley glares from the entrance of the tent.

All things considering, Bryan had a pretty great time. He caught an Abra, beat Ashley in a poke'mon battle, and he got to fuck her. Ashley had an eventful couple of days as well. She caught two new poke'mon and slutted it up with Bryman. Even though she would never admit it, she loved riding that big cock. But, Radeg. Psh. He didn't do shit in this episode.