Pairing: Klaine with a side of Brittana.

Disclaimer: Anything you recognise, Glee or Harry Potter is not mine.

This is my first real fic, so criticism etc. is welcomed here :)


Kurt knew the minute that the sorting hat called out Slytherin that he would be disappointing his father and his step-mum, at the same time he knew it was the right place for him. His two best friends Santana and Puck had been sorted into Slytherin soon after it was then that he knew that his seven years at Hogwarts were going to be unforgettable.

Now, six years later Kurt is loving being in Slytherin even if it means putting up with certain Neanderthals that Slytherin is bound to attract. Entering the common room with the new Slytherin first years Kurt and Santana told them the basics of where everything was and sent the children straight to bed, as they were irritating and excitable.

"Santana, please Merlin, tell me that we do not have to deal with those kids more than necessary? I think I already want to kill more than half of them." Kurt stated sinking into the plush couch near the fire place.

"If we do, we will just make Puckerman deal with them. That will stop them from complaining all the time. What is happening to the Slytherin house that we are getting such brats this year?" Santana replied blearily from next to Kurt.

Kurt barely shrugged in reply, already feeling exhausted from just leading the brats to the common room. Classes hadn't even started yet and Kurt was already contemplating sleeping for the next five days. It was whilst he was contemplating going up to bed that Puck finally entered the room.

"Hey bitches, what's with the downer mood you're all projecting? You're fucking prefects now. You can teach all those whiney dicks in the other houses whose boss!"

Kurt turned his best bitch glare towards Puck, "On that note, I'm going to bed. Whatever you get up to Noah, make sure it can't be pinned back on you, we can't afford to lose ANOTHER house cup due to your complete incompetency when it comes to covering your tracks. Goodnight."

"Wow, what crawled up your ass and died Hummel?" Puck called out after him.

"Fuck you Puckerman, get your ass to bed, and you too Satan, we might need to deal with the brats in the morning" Kurt called from the dorm stairs. Santana and Puck both silently agreed to follow the instructions from Kurt due to his bitchiness, also the fact that they were both not looking forward to starting the year tired.

The next morning came too soon for all the older students. Kurt and Santana were forced to be up earlier than the rest of the house for a prefect meeting to receive their rounds. They left the dungeons and made their way up towards the 3rd floor at a very slow pace. Kurt never claimed to be a morning person, and 7am really was an absurd time to expect him to be at a meeting.

As Kurt and Santana entered the classroom they realised they were the last to arrive. They found seats closest to the back of the room and waited for the meeting to start. Professor Figgins and Professor Sylvester were standing at the front of the room. As soon as everyone was settled, Figgins started the meeting.

"Okay, first of all I would like to congratul—"

Professor Sylvester was quick to cut him off, "Oh cut it Figgins. Look if you want praises go home to your mummies and daddies. I'm sure you all want this to be done so you can get to breakfast." There was a murmur of agreement from all the students. "Alright then, I have written up all of the rosters, you will notice that you are not paired up with your other house prefect. This is to encourage house unity." There were a few grumbles and an outright protest from a Gryffindor. "Oh quit your whinging, it's not going to change anything. You will notice that you are kept with the same partner until Christmas. So don't mess around you are stuck with this person, deal with it. Now get out of my sight." Everyone quickly grabbed their schedules and left the room. Santana and Kurt were the last to get their schedules and leave.

As they wandered down to the Great Hall Kurt glanced down at his schedule curious as to who he was patrolling with Kurt read the name next to his own Anderson, Blaine – Hufflepuff. "A Hufflepuff? Really? Oh well, better than that whiney Berry bitch in Gryffindor. Who'd you get San?"

"Brittany Pierce, the other Hufflepuff, not really complaining, by what I remember the girl seems a little dull but not too annoying." Santana replied, just before arriving at the Great Hall. As soon as they entered Puck started calling out their names repeatedly from the Gryffindor table. Kurt had known introducing Puck and Finn had been a bad idea, glancing at Santana they both made their way to Puck.

"Sup bitches? How was the meeting?" Both Santana and Kurt didn't dignify that with a response.

Kurt turned to Finn "Who are you partnered up with? I got Blaine Anderson from Hufflepuff. I don't think I have ever spoken to him in my life all I know is that he looks hot on a broomstick, but then so do a lot of guys."

"I'm with Quinn from Ravenclaw, she scares me. She came up to talk to me before and I have never been so terrified in my life, and I live with you, Kurt!"

"Dude, Fabray is totally hot, I don't see what you are complaining about." Puck said cutting into the conversation, "Just do her, maybe that will loosen her up a bit."

"Oh shut up Puckerman, you are such a dick. Fabray wouldn't do you even if you begged her to." Santana drawled in his direction whilst sipping on her pumpkin juice.

"How do you know that, Satan?" Puck shot straight back at her, whilst stealing a piece of toast from her plate.

"Oh come on, because I'm not blind. Unlike half the girls you fuck, she actually has class and self-esteem. She would know better than to listen to any of the crap that comes out of your mouth. Now could you be done with this conversation?" As soon as she had finished Santana had turn to talk to Kurt only to notice that his attention wasn't at the Gryffindor table.

Kurt rolled his eyes at the conversation and glanced around the Great Hall looking for something to distract himself from the fact that he was sitting at the Gryffindor table listening to Finn and Puck getting owned by Santana, again. It was because of this that he saw Blaine and Brittany approaching where they were seated.