So I was attempting to fill a request on the Make Me a Monday prompt on SherlockBBC on livejournal, but I got distracted when I had John send Sherlock a txt in the story and I was like 'I want to write a whole story like this!' So I did. And here it is.

And when I think about it, me getting distracted is perfect since the story I was trying to write revolved around the idea of Sherlock getting distracted by things. ^_^

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To: You

John briefly loses his voice and communicates with Sherlock via text. Their relationship only builds from there. Sherlock/John.

To: Sherlock

5:34 PM

I blame you.

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To: John

5:34 PM

How so? SH

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To: Sherlock

5:35 PM

I lost my voice yelling after you so much.

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To: John

5:35 PM

I fail to see how that is my fault. SH

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To: SherlocK

5:39 PM

You never include me in the plans. I turn around and you're gone and I chase you and I call after you. And then I yell at criminals. And I yell to Mrs. Hudson. And I yell at you. See?

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To: John

5:40 PM

Not my fault you can't keep your mouth shut. SH

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To: Sherlock

5:40 PM

Yes it is.

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To: John

5:40 PM

No it isn't. SH

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To: Sherlock

5:41 PM

Btw, I know it's you so you don't need to add SH to the end of every message.

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To: John

5:41 PM

Yes I do. SH

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To: Sherlock

5:42 PM

No. Really. You don't.

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To: John

5:42 PM

Yes. I do. You wouldn't understand. SH

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To: Sherlock

5:44 PM

w/e you're just being difficult because you can be. I'm going to bed.

To: John

8:14 AM

Good morning. No voice this morning still. SH

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To: Sherlock

8:16 AM

Thought about this last night. Why are you texting me and not just talking?

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To: John

8:16 AM

I prefer to txt. SH

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To: John

8:26 AM

Make me some of that tea as well. SH

To: Sherlock

6:56 PM

Why are there fingers in the microwave?

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To: John

6:57 PM

An experiment. SH

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To: Sherlock

6:58 PM

I guessed that. But why are they sitting in the microwave?

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To: John

6:58 PM

Because that's where you put things to test the effects of microwave radiation on human skin. Don't be dim. SH

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To: Sherlock

7:00 PM

Don't be a prat. Why can't you move them until you're using them? I want to reheat last night's leftovers.

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To: John

7:02 PM

Make me some too. SH

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To: Sherlock

7:02 PM

Two inches? Really? Two inches between us and you TXT me that? You're strange.

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To: John

7:03 PM

Are you surprised? SH

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To: Sherlock

7:03 PM

No. Now eat your dinner.

To: Sherlock

10:11 AM

I think my voice is coming back at abit.

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To: John

10:11 AM

Good. SH

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To: Sherlock

10:12 AM

I'm glad. The flat's too quiet with only you to make noise in it.

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To: John

10:12 AM

Agreed. SH

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To: Sherlock

10:12 AM

Agreed?

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To: John

10:13 AM

Quiet is usually conducive to my thinking, but now I find I dislike it. I have no skull and now I have no blogger. SH

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To: Sherlock

10:14 AM

I thought you thought I was dim.

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To: John

10:14 AM

Everyone is. You just happen to be a bit brighter than most. SH

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To: John

10:15 AM

Sometimes. SH

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To: John

10:17 AM

Stop smiling. You make it impossible to concentrate on biochemistry.

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To: Sherlock

10:17 AM

You didn't sign your name that time.

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To: John

10:17 AM

SH. SH

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To: Sherlock

10:18 AM

Idiot

To: John

9:42 AM

Bored. SH

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To: Sherlock

9:58 AM

I'm at work.

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To: John

9:59 AM

Multitask. SH

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To: John

10:16 AM

You've put your phone in silent mode. How dull. SH

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To: John

11:23 AM

Buy peroxide. Running low. SH

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To: John

1:44 PM

Washing up needs doing. SH

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To: John

3:20 PM

Got a case. See you tonight. Dinner? SH

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To: Sherlock

4:49 PM

You. No self control. Get a hobby. See you at dinner.

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To: John

5:01 PM

I have a hobby. SH

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To: Sherlock

5:02 PM

Aren't you on a case right now?

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To: John

5:02 PM

Yes. It's simple. SH

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To: Sherlock

5:03 PM

Ok. What is your hobby? What you're doing now doesn't count.

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To: John

5:04 PM

You. SH

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To: Sherlock

5:07 PM

What?

To: John

8:44 PM

Hungry. SH

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To: Sherlock

8:45 PM

Then make something.

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To: Sherlock

8:45 PM

You do know I have my voice back now…right?

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To: John

8:46 PM

Busy. Make something for me. SH

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To: Sherlock

8:47 PM

I'm working on my blog. Make something yourself. And you never answered my question.

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To: John

8:47 PM

This is more fun. SH

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To: Sherlock

8:48 PM

Alright. Alright. Fine. We'll text. :)

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To: John

8:51 PM

I was thinking sandwiches. SH

To: John

3:57 PM

I like you, Dr. Watson. SH

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To: Sherlock

3:59 PM

I like you too?

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To: John

4:02 PM

Don't leave me.

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To: Sherlock

4:03 PM

Who said I was leaving? Are you high?

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To: Sherlock

4:07 PM

Who said I was leaving?

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To: Sherlock

4:15 PM

Sherlock. Really. Who said it?

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To: Sherlock

4:27 PM

It's not true. I'm not leaving.

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To: Sherlock

4:54 PM

I'm on my way back now. You haven't txt'd back. What's going on, Sherlock?

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To: DI Lestrade

5:26 PM

Where is Sherlock?

To: Sherlock

11:42 PM

You're an idiot.

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To: John

10:22 AM

What a thing to wake up to. And in a hospital, no less. SH

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To: John

10:30 AM

Are you not speaking to me? SH

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To: Sherlock

10:31 AM

I shouldn't. You nearly got yourself killed!

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To: John

10:33 AM

Hardly. It was a scratch. SH

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To: Sherlock

10:34 AM

You got shot, Sherlock! Shot! That is not a scratch! You nearly died!

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To: John

10:35 AM

Where are you? SH

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To: John

10:37 AM

John? SH

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To: Sherlock

10:38 AM

I'm in the hall.

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To: John

10:38 AM

Good. Stay there. SH

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To: Sherlock

10:39 AM

Not that I like seeing you all banged up, but why?

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To: John

10:39 AM

I told you. I prefer to txt.

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To: Sherlock

10:39 AM

Ok.

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To: John

10:40 AM

Don't send such pointless txts, John. SH

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To: John

10:41 AM

I meant what I sent you before. SH

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To: Sherlock

10:42 AM

I meant what I sent, too.

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To: John

10:43 AM

You included a question mark. SH

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To: Sherlock

10:45 AM

Don't be difficult, Sherlock. I meant it. I like you too. And I won't leave you. Why would you think I would leave you?

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To: John

10:46 AM

You've considered it. SH

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To: Sherlock

10:46 AM

It has crossed my mind. Yes. But I would never leave you.

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To: Sherlock

10:50 AM

So you can't leave me either.

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To: John

10:51 AM

I won't. SH

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To: Sherlock

10:51 AM

Swear to me, Sherlock.

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To: John

10:52 AM

Swears and promises are pointless. They are no more binding than mere words. SH

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To: Sherlock

10:52 AM

Please.

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To: John

10:53 AM

I swear to you, John Watson, I will not leave you. SH

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To: Sherlock

10:57 AM

Good. Can I come in now so we can actually talk?

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To: John

10:58 AM

I suppose. If you want to be dull. SH

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To: Sherlock

11:00 AM

Sometimes 'dull' is just what people need.

Fin.

Let me know what you think.