Disclaimer: - I do not own Harry Potter.

-"Did you miss me?"

"With every hex, so far."

-"Do you think it was fate that brought us together?"

"No. It was just bad luck."

-"Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Yeah, I was looking for a brain cell."

-"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

"No, but sure…. Just try to keep walking next time, though."

-"Hey cutie, date me?"

"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

-"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"

"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

-"Guess what I….."

*Cuts him off* "Sorry you must have me confused with somebody who cares."

-"I would go through anything for you."

"Good! Let's start with the door."

-"I know how to please a woman."

"Then please leave me alone."

-"Where have you been all my life?"

"Hiding from you"

-"What would you say if I asked you to date me?"

"Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time."

-"I think I could make you very happy."

"Why? Are you leaving?"

-"Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!"

"Okay, get out!"

-"Malfoy. Draco Malfoy."

"Lost. Get Lost"

-"Roses are red, violets are blue, you are cute, and I love you."

"Chilies are red, bats are black, go to hell, and never come back"

-"I know you want me!"

"Yes, I want you to leave me!"

-"If I said you look like an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?"

"If by that you mean cursing you to be tortured for all eternity, consider it done!"

-"Hey baby, what's your sign?"

"Do not enter"

-"Excuse me; I think I dropped something... MY JAW!"

"I think you lost something too... your mind."

-"If I saw you naked, I would die happy"

"Yeah, but if I saw you naked I would probably die laughing"

-"I would go to the end of the world for you."

"But the question is, Malfoy, would you stay there?"

-"Apart from being hot, what else do you do?"

"Ignore you."

-"Did you know that you are extremely hot?"

"Well, thank you but you are not!"

-"Hey, it's a Hogsmeade weekend, you know what that means!"

"A show of public display of affection between you and Goyle?"

AN: - Review/comment and tell me how it was. I couldn't sleep so decided to write a one-shot. Hope it made you laugh.