Never thought I'd post something on here, but heck, here it is! U: Do Enjoy~

Disclaimers: YES! YES I DO not OWN ONE PIECE AND ALL ITS CHARACTERS, FOR I AM not THE CREATOR.

No seriously though, One Piece is rightfully owned by Eiichiro Oda.

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"Pehpehpehpeh! That's what you get, damn Mugiwara." Snickered a pale blue haired man, wearing a red and navy blue jacket with matching black knee high pants. "Did you really think you would win this round, as well?" Ispep spat.

Unbelievable! Just after the strawhat crew successfully brought back old man Joe's dog, they went and lost in 2nd round of the Davy Back Fight.

"Aah! And we were so close to winning!" Franky cried with both fists raised. "Damnit Mugiwara, why'd you have to mess it up for everyone?"

"S-sorry!" A black and blue bruised Luffy bowed for the umpteenth time.

"That ain't good enough!" At this time of moment Nami would have shredded the raven haired boy, for it hadn't been for Chopper's and Usopp's struggles to hold her back. "Now one of us is going to be taken away." Said Nami as her blood thirst ended.

"I bet they're going for me! After all, I am the brave warrior of the se—Aah don't let 'em take me away! Don't!" Usopp all but knelled, begging towards no one in particular.

"What happened to his bravery?" Chopper squealed out.

"Pehpeh, I think it's time for me to take away one of you runts."

All but Nami, Usopp and Chopper stood neutral. The rest just shrieked with tear filled faces.

"I DON'T WANNA BE TAKEN AWAY AGAIN!" Chopper begged as he ran towards the green haired swordsmen.

"My heart would become shattered to see any of my dear friends, get separated due to this ordeal. Oh, but as a living skeleton I have no heart! Yohohoho SKUUULL JOOK-" Poor Brook hadn't been able to finish his joke, due to the upcoming streams of punches that came his way.

"Not the time idiot!" Both Usopp and Nami shouted with razor sharp teeth, at the poor stack of bones laying heavily on the grass floor. Getting annoyed but his less mature nakama, Sanji walked infront of still group, cigarette at hand.

"Shesh, stop your worrying already." Sanji stated calmly. "We'll just win the person back in the next round. Simple."

"That is true" Robin chuckled softly, folding her arms. "All is not at an end after all."

"My dear Robin-chwan~! I see your charisma never fails to brighten the situation up!" The cook swayed for and too, in a love struck mess.

"Princess twirly brow at it again." Said swordsmen laying on the grass floor, sarcasm clearly obvious in his tone of voice.

"What did you say Marimo?"

"I forgot."

"What? Too much Moss in your brain."

"...."

"Answer me!"

"Zzz..."

"Stop pretending, I know you're not aslee-"

"ENOUGH!" Ispep yelled "Shut up, I want to get the next round started already."

Everyone went silent as Ispep made his way down towards the crew. Apprehension starting to well up, from who will be snatched from their crew, their family.

"Now, now... You two" Brook and Chopper stiffened seeing that Ispep was talking to them. "You look mighty interesting and all, but I don't need a bunch of weirdos like you in my crew." Luffy's shoulders visible tensed and was about to take action. Zoro knew better and with a quick hand to the strawhat's left shoulder, Luffy relaxed once more, knowing better than to start an uproar.

Even with that hurtful comment, a wave of relief washed through the both of the so called 'freaks', knowing that the two will still sail another day on the Thousand Sunny. However remembering in what situation they were stuck in, their wave of relief left quickly as how it came to them.

"I bet we're next... It must be one of us." Nami sobbed whilst hugging Usopp.

"Say it ain't so!" Usopp wailed along.

"It ain't so." Ispep deadpanned, as he walked past the two.

"Oh...." The two didn't spare a second glance before breaking their awkward hug.

"Now, if I remember correctly." Ispep started. "That arrogant pervert and lazy swordsmen of yours are in the next round. Hnn, this is hard to choose."

"Don't tell me his gonna choose between Zoro and Sanji." Usopp whispered "Them two are our strongest fighters!"

"Oh gosh, that will mean the one left will have a disadvantage, that's so unfair!" Nami failed to whisper back.

"Welcome to the pirate life girly, that's preciously what it means. Pehpeh." Snickered Ispep "Anyways, I've decided."

Majority of the strawhats stood stock still, only the beating of their hearts could be distinguished, the drum rolls and all the crowd long forgotten.

"I choose...." Ispep started

This is it... Good... bye!

"...You!"

"Eh!"

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A/N: To start off, I'm more of an artist rather that writer, and the only time you'll see me post something on here is when I have an art block and can't be asked to animate (This is one of these times lolol). But hell, I tried! xD

You're free to guess who Ispep picked and reviews are not essential.

P.S: I hate the ending. ._. Hopefully the next chapter will redeem the crappy-ending of mine! U:

P.S.S: Excuse any grammatical error of sorts, but English is not my native tongue, actually its the 3rd language I learned. =3=" Yeeah, thats it.