Hey there everyone! Sorry about not posting anything for The Blind Shinobi. I have recently moved and have been working and trying to find a school for the past few months. However now I have writers block and many other idea's so here is a new story for everyone on .

This will be a mass crossover that goes over many games, animes, mangas, and movies. Though it will only be weapons and techniques that make appearances, however names will appear that are from other universes.

So on to the new Story!

(I would like to throw thanks out to Aleh, for the paragraphing situation! Reading this should be a lot less strenuous on your eyes now.)

"Talking"

'Thinking'

'Muttering'

Technique!

Word Emphasized

"Higher Being Speaking"

'Higher Being Thinking'

'Higher Being Muttering'

Chapter 1

In the Village Hidden in the Leaves, all was quiet save for those chasing after a six year old blond. Shouts from the mob where heard as "Demon" and "Murderer". To the small child running for his life, he was wearing tattered orange jumpsuit, his normally bright blue eyes that are filled with energy, are dull and filled with fear. He managed to turn a corner which just so happened to be a dead end.

"Looks like the Kyuubi has no where left to run." One man shouted from the ever growing mob of Villagers. The boy pressed his back up against the dead end and something happened that no one would have ever expected. He fell through the wall and into what looked like a shop. Many of the villagers were flabbergasted to say the least, one minute, all that was there was a wall, and then there is a small shop there. Some of the villagers ran off fearing that it was some kind of trap that the demon had made. Others fool hardy rushed in to the shop to grab the boy.

The boy on the other hand turned and looked at the shop keeper. The man stood there with long spiky black hair, his eyes bandaged. He was wearing something that looked like a full body trench coat and a handle of a sword could be seen sticking out. Standing at a height of about 5'8" he looked in the direction of the small boy and smiled warmly. The small boy not knowing what to do until he heard the mob entering the shop which then he ran over to the shop keeper and hid behind him. 'Help me.' The boy spoke in a broken voice fearing that this man would throw him to the wolves. The man looked over at the mob at gave a smile.

"What can I do for you Fine gentlemen today?" The shop keeper asked with the same smile he had be wearing though his tone was harsh. The mob looked at each other before a pink hair woman stepped out of the crowed.

"We're here for the demon, Kyuubi no yoko. Now hand it over before I have this shop closed down." The woman spoke with a condescending tone. What surprised everyone is when the man begins looking through a clip board as if searching for something. Then he looked up at the woman with a sad smile across his face.

"Sorry, I currently have no Kyuubi no Yoko's in my stock. However, if you mean this small child, then you are highly mistaken. If I recall correctly, Kyuubi is over hundreds of feet tall and could not even be able to enter my shop." The shopkeeper spoke while everyone just looked at him as if he had sprouted a second head. Then one of the more intoxicated men laughed out.

"The Fourth Hokage sealed it into the small child behind you and it took the kid over and just waiting for the right time to attack us." The man managed to slur out just before a sword embedded itself into his gut courtesy of the shopkeeper. Everyone stared in shock on just how fast the man moved and hadn't even noticed him move back behind the counter before the drunkard fell. By that time most of the mob decided to flee the shop, while the others that included the pink haired women decided to further confront the man.

"What gives you the right to kill a citizen of this village?" She demanded to know from the mysterious shop keeper. The shopkeepers face turned into a war veteran hardened glare as he began.

"What gives you the right to pass judgment upon a small innocent child; who will most likely be scared for life thanks to your treatment. Leave my shop and never return or else I will personally finish what the Kyuubi started!" He exclaimed hand ever so slightly gripping his sword. The villagers sprinted out of there like a bat out of hell. Letting lose a sigh the man turned back to the traumatized child, his eyes where glazed over in a trance like state. 'Poor kid must be meeting the inmate right now. Might as well join him before he kills himself.' The shopkeeper thought before sitting in front of the kid while placing his hand upon his head.

*Kids Mindscape*

The kid stood before a large gate about to rip the seal of the cage. The shopkeeper managed to pull him away, which the kid started kicking and screaming at the man to let him go. Saddened by the kids' words he sat him down on the ground and just looked at him. "Listen kid." Though before he could even get the next words out the kid yelled at him.

"MY NAME IS NARUTO UZUMAKI!" Naruto only became confused when the man started laughing at him. This proved to infuriate and confuse Naruto. "What are you laughing at?" The man looked up at him and decided to put Naruto's fears to rest.

"The reason I am laughing at you is cause even though everything you have been through and even when you were about to kill yourself. You still know that you and she are different." The shopkeeper spoke with a kind smile on his face. Naruto was happy that someone else acknowledged him except one thing came to his mind.

"She?" Naruto asked dumbly not realizing who he was referring to. The shopkeeper pointed towards the now shrunken down Kyuubi. Looking at her, Naruto thought that she was an angel; she had long read hair, the same red slit eyes, and a white kimono with kanji on the bottom of the back that meant Kyuubi. Her skin was a lighter tan than Naruto's but not by much and all Naruto could do is staring at her. The Kyuubi looked in the direction of the shopkeeper and glared at him.

"Who are you?" She demanded wanting some answers while trying to suppress her own blush from his smile.

The shopkeeper had to suppress a laugh since all this time he had not introduced himself. "Ah, allow me to introduce myself: Kaimu, Inter-Dimensional Merchant, at your service." He finished with a bow and as he looked back up at Kyuubi only to see her trying not to laugh while Naruto looked really confused now.

"Really? You are the Inter-Dimensional Merchant." She had managed to get out before laughing as hard as anyone has ever laughed before. Kaimu then looked away while thinking of a very good plan.

"Well you know I was planning on helping both of you out, but now I think my business would be better someplace else." He spoke while he began walking in the other direction.

"Wait please what do I have to do to get help from you?" Naruto asked while Kyuubi looked at the man with contempt in her eyes, thinking she might be the bargaining chip.

Kaimu let out a smile before Kyuubi spoke up. "And how do you plan on helping me? You do know that if you were to try and take me out of him that he will die." She spoke, not that she cared for the kit. Naruto began to panic slightly at the thought of him dying.

"Don't worry you will not die if I take her out of you. Though there is going to be a price." This made both of the cringe as Kaimu finished. Before they could ask, Kaimu started to speak. "Well for Naruto it is free since I am going to adopt him." Naruto began to cry tears of joy at the thought of having a father. "However, Kyuubi, is going to have to pay a price for her freedom." Both Naruto and Kyuubi looked at him; Naruto with curiosity, and Kyuubi glaring at him even more suspicious.

"What is the price Merchant?" She spoke not liking where this is going.

"Well for my child you leave your Chakra in the cage so that he does not die. And you will still have your ability to regain lost chakra." He spoke in quick secession not to let her worry about being weaker. "However, you will be in a type of prison that has no cage and a lot more freedom." He spoke in an ominous tone, which had done one thing to Kyuubi. It frightened her, but not like combat does to a person. No this kind of fear is the dread type of fear that you know is the only option but you have to do it anyway.

"Alright I will do it. What is the last part of the deal?" She spoke while hanging her head half expecting him to say for her to marry him.

"Well I need someone to act as a mother figure for Naruto, now I am not asking you to marry me. Just I will need your help raising him to be a fine young man. So would you help me raise Naruto into a respectable man?" Kaimu asked her almost as if he was proposing to her. She turned around so that her blush was not visible to him.

'I am going to regret this later.' She spoke while calming herself, then made a sharp turn around and looked right into his bandages. "Alright I accept your deal!" Kyuubi spoke while putting her right hand. Kaimu then stood up and let out a small chuckle, extending his own hand he grasped hers and a bright flash filled Naruto's mind.

*Back in the shop*

Naruto awoke in a large bed comfortable bed. Smiling to himself about everything that had happened he jumped out of the bed and was about to run out of the room when the door opened revealing an old man with a bright red and white robe on. "Jiji! Please tell me last night was not a dream!" Naruto shouted while latching onto the elderly man. The old man hugged him back while chuckling at Naruto's excitement, although he was still worried about the man and woman who adopted him. The woman's chakra seemed very familiar to him put he could not place it and when he checked on Naruto, the Kyuubi's chakra had not been tampered with. While the man seemed to be holding some secrets that the elderly man knew that he wouldn't spill.

"Yes Naruto, Kaimu and Katsuna have decided to adopt you." Sarutobi spoke in a kind voice. Naruto was now confused. 'Who is Katsuna?' Naruto thought when two other people walked into the room. Kaimu was the first to enter, now sporting a solid black suit, though he still had the sword on his hip. Then was Kyuubi who was wearing a normal Jounin outfit except she had a blood red Jounin Vest on and a hidden leaf headband on her head.

"Hey there, I am Katsuna. I know that this idiot here is going to need help raising a child." She spoke while indicating to call her by Katsuna. Naruto caught on surprisingly and smiled at her.

"It's nice to meet you Kaa-Chan." Katsuna just realized exactly what the deal implied now. She was now Naruto's mother. Something she had no experience with and something inside her told her that he was her kit. And she would put her life on the line to protect him. She kneeled down and pulled him into a tight hug, which Naruto returned though he was crying into her shoulder happy to now have parents like the other kids.

'It's okay Naruto. I will always be here for you. My kit.' She whispered into his ear as he began calm down, reduced to ragged breaths. Kaimu let a smile grace his face, 'You know. I think I made the right choice.' The Hokage then turned towards Kaimu looking him straight in the eyes.

"Now, you know that the council is going to want to see you as soon as possible." The Hokage then turned towards the now Mother and son. "Come on Naruto and Katsuna, we have to go to a council meeting." The Hokage expected Naruto to say something but was surprised when it wasn't him who spoke.

"They are not going to take my kit away from me!" Katsuna spoke with enough killing intent to almost suffocate Sarutobi but he managed to keep his composure.

"I ensure you that I will not let that happen." The Hokage spoke while he began walking towards the exit of the shop. Smiling both Naruto and Katsuna began to follow him while Kaimu walked into the back of his shop, before quickly rushing back to the front and following his new son and the Hokage to the Council Room.

*Council Room*

The Council was made up of three parts. The larger of the halves was the Civilian council lead by a Pink haired woman known as Lady Haruno. The next part was the Shinobi portion of the Council which had the major Clan heads; Hiashi Hyuga, Choza Akimichi, Inochi Yamanaka, Shikaku Nara, Fugaku Uchiha, and Tsume Inuzuka. The last part of the Council was the Hokage's advisors which was lead by Danzo. (A.N Sorry for the interruption, but if anyone knows the names of the other two advisors send me a message with there names please and thank you! ^.^") The Hokage then walked in along with the new family. Immediately Lady Haruno stood up at began to protest that the brat couldn't be adopted by them since neither of them are part of the Hidden leaf village. Katsuna growled at her while stepping in front of Naruto, her headband gleaming in the light. That got Haruno to shut up and sit back down.

"Now that it is quiet enough for me to speak, both Kaimu, a new merchant here in Konoha, and Katsuna; a newly instated Jounin from the whirlpool village have decided to adopt Naruto Uzumaki." At which point the Civilian council began to blow their horn in hope that Naruto would not get adopted. The Shinobi Council however was quietly observing the two adults trying to get a grasp of who they are. Danzo on the other hand was scowling even more than usual.

Then Hiashi spoke up, "What are your plans for the boy?" The civilian portion of the council went quiet when they heard this. Kaimu looked at him and then took center stage.

"My plans for my son are to teach him everything I can teach him, and let him decide what he wants to do. Which I do believe is to become Hokage, right Naruto?" He turned back to look at Naruto who nodded his head vigorously, which made those on the Shinobi council chuckle at his childish antics.

Though Haruno was scared if the demon learned from that man and decided to voice her opinion. "And what are you going to teach him?" Kaimu only glanced in her direction.

"Well if you want to know so badly I could tell you." At this everyone leaned forward in there seats expecting to hear some amazing techniques. "For a price however, I am a business man after all." Kaimu spoke nonchalant, causing almost everyone to fall out of their seats.

Though that didn't deter Lady Haruno, "How much would we have to pay to know?" At this point Kaimu became irritated.

"I do not do business with money, I however, more or less, barter with goods. For example if you wanted to buy a fire jutsu from me, then you would have to pay with something of equivalence, such as a water jutsu of the same level. As such it would cost you… Everything you own." He spoke with no hint of joking which showed how ruthless of a salesman he is. Everyone nearly cringed, the Haruno family was known for its wealth, and if this man put the price to take everything from them just for the knowledge, then only the Hyuga clan could pay for it in cash.

"Alright enough of this bickering, lets just tell them no and kick them out!" One man on the Civilian council spoke. Then a huge amount of Killing intent rushed into the room like a dam had just broken. Everyone looked over at Katsuna to see her standing in front of Naruto, fangs and claws bared ready to kill anyone who dared come close enough to take Naruto from her. Naruto felt truly protected while standing behind Katsuna as if he had nothing to fear from the rest of the world.

Everyone just looked at her while trying to gasp for air; Kaimu looked around and saw this was the chance. "All those who wish to give Katsuna and myself guardianship over Naruto Uzumaki raise your hands." After he had said that half the civilian council and the entire Shinobi Council raised their hands. The only reason half of the Civilian side raised their hands was because they passed out from the pressure that Katsuna emitted. The pressure ended and Katsuna took her new son into her arms and wouldn't let go of him. Kaimu then walked over and ruffled up Naruto's hair before turning to Sarutobi. "May we take our leave now, Hokage-Sama?" Kaimu asked while bowing to the elderly man. The Hokage merely nodded his head which then the happy family walked out of the room. The Hokage merely leaned back into his seat while letting out a soft chuckle.

'That man will help Naruto be great. He knew when and how to press an advantage when he saw one.' Was the only thought that the Hokage had before the council began to discuses other issues.

*At Kaimu's shop*

Naruto was not happy, no, he was blissful. He had something that he had wanted ever since he was born: Parents. Even though is new mother was the cause of his grief and his new father was an Inter-Dimensional Merchant it didn't bother him in the slightest. Though it did mean that he had very powerful parents, who were going to train him in Kami knows what. They had spent the day going to the most expensive restaurant, which they where almost declined until Katsuna had a nice talk to the manager.

'Memo to self: Never get on Kaa-chan's bad side.' Naruto thought to himself while looking around at his new father's shop. A lot of strange weapons were hanging on the walls. One of the few weapons that Naruto saw was a scythe which looked like it was made of bones while next to it was a two handed sword that hand a bone demon as the hand guard.

"Hey Naruto-Chan! Come here for a second please." Katsuna yelled from up the stairs. Naruto bounded up the stair case and ran into the living room. Which had a huge couch, Plasma screen T.V, every gaming counsel and even a training simulator. Naruto saw his new parents sitting on opposite ends of the couch while the middle was still free. Naruto immediately took that spot which made both adults smile.

"Alright Naruto I have a question for you." Kaimu spoke, being as subtle as a rhino at a drum convention. Naruto only looked at his new father smiling. "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Kaimu asked which Naruto answered right away.

"I'm going to be Hokage! Believe it!" Katsuna looked at he new son while Kaimu began to chuckle.

"Well it seems we are going to start training you to become Hokage then." As soon as Kaimu finished that statement Naruto was about to start bounce off the walls when Katsuna stopped him.

"First of all you are going to calm down and learn to control your emotions but not become a cold hearted person." She spoke in a kind motherly voice which calmed Naruto down.

"After that we will train you to be able to think while in a fight and not just use brute force and dumb luck. Which then will be followed by physical conditioning to have a strong balance between Heaven and Earth." Kaimu spoke up, which caused Katsuna to glare at him.

"I will be in charge of those things, you can help him in weapons training and how to maintain this shop and everything in it." She spoke which caused Kaimu to look back at her.

"Then I also get to teach him techniques." Kaimu countered which began the tug-of-war contest with Naruto being the rope for two extremely powerful beings. Naruto had a sudden feeling that training was going to be very tough for the next six years.

End of Chapter 1

Alright first chapter is done! Hope you guys enjoyed it. Also I would like some ideas of what weapon should Naruto use. Since Kaimu is an Inter-Dimensional Merchant he could have literally any weapon to use. However I am not going to give Naruto a ridiculous weapon such as a tank or anything of that nature it has to be something he can carry on his person.

I also plan for them to be around the age of the Shippuuden arc since I personally don't like how young they are when they barely become Shinobi. I feel that it would be more like getting your first job at 15 years old and trying to figure out what kind of career they would like being a Shinobi.