SURPRISE! An update way before deadline?! From me?! The world must be ending! Heh heh... Anyway... I'm adding the second chapter of MiniMe! Yay! Just so you guys know how my writing is like now. I don't think it has changed TOO much. For people reading my other D. Gray-man fanfics... Uh Black Order Elementary would still have that poll running. Please vote for those reading Black Order Elementary! It's so far a tie between 'Continue it' and 'Rewrite a couple of parts then continue it from where you left off'. Abandoned Siblings... Since I'm remaking it, it may take awhile... Oh, and don't get mad at me that I've updated MiniMe and not Abandoned Siblings. MiniMe is getting a new chapter and Abandoned Siblings is having its whole story remade. Guess which will take longer?

Now about MiniMe!... I really don't know what would happen next. Honestly. I think even when I first wrote this fanfic I didn't know what would happen next. So unless I suddenly get inspired really, really quickly, I think this fanfic would be really, really short. In my opinion. Well, this chapter is sadly shorter than what I usually do, but I'm really stuck! Help meeee!

Still in Andy's POV:

I tried my best not to gape as Allen devoured piles of food. He was half-way done his mountain of food while I barely started eating my yakiniku (grilled meat. My favourite!). Besides me, I noticed Red nibbling onto his Mitarashi Dango and savouring it as if it would be his last meal.

"Aren't you going to order more?" I asked in a slightly disapproving tone. I knew it was none of my business, but I couldn't help but get concerned... Wait—Concerned? Me? What am I thinking?! I shouldn't get concerned..!

"No." was Red's one-worded answer. But I heard him mutter I don't want to waste their resources preparing food for me... I wasn't too sure what exactly I was thinking at that time, but I cut half of my yakiniku then tossed half to Red's plate. Red looked just as shocked as I am for different reasons. He was probably shocked that I gave him of all people some food. I, on the other hand, was shocked that I actually gave half of my yakiniku away. My YAKINIKU.

That never happened before. Sure, sometimes I gave parts of my food away to people so I can gain their trust and info. But I never gave away my yakiniku. What has gotten into me?! Not even one day and already I'm caring for some random kid off the street?!

"I-I'm going to the washroom." I said quickly, darting off out of the cafeteria and onto some random direction. Wait... Where was the washroom again? To my luck, I spotted a sign that said washroom with an arrow pointing towards two doors. I entered the one labelled 'men' and sighed. I made sure no one was around before staring at myself in the washroom's mirror.

"I'm a bookman's apprentice." I said out loud, as if assuring myself. "This persona is an act. I don't care about anybody. I only do things to get information. The only thing important right now is getting information then leaving. I'm only here to record history. That is my only purpose." I clenched my fists before letting out a shaky breath.

"Aw man, if anybody heard or saw me like this, they probably think I'm crazy." I said with a slight chuckle, putting on a smile. To the trained eye, it's obvious that it's fake. I spent a couple of minutes regaining my composure. I needed some time to think straight so that I wouldn't act that way anymore. When I felt ready, I left the washroom. I didn't felt as hungry as I had been earlier, so I decided to wander around this place.

Quite some time passed by as I explored only half of this place. Gosh is this place huge! I then heard footsteps pacing behind me and before I could turn around to see who it was, I got tackled on the ground.

"MINI-MEEE! Why did you took so long?! People are going to start to think that I had a bladder problem when I was younger!" whined that guy.

"I—W—What?!" I couldn't form any words. Probably because of the sudden change in atmosphere and that he's crushing my lungs again. Lavi then began to say something about a fight and Red, but I didn't really understood much because he spoke so fast. Was there some sort of sugar buffet while I was gone? But before I could open my mouth to tell him that he's crushing my lungs and speaking too fast, he grabbed me by the wrist then dragged me off somewhere.

In the back of my mind, I made a mental note to avoid Lavi at all costs. Especially if there really was some sort of sugar buffet.

About twenty-five minutes earlier. Just after Allen finished eating. In Lavi's POV:

"Aren't you going to order more?" asked Mini-Me to Red.

"No." Red replied. His tone kinda reminded me of Yuu's when he's stubborn. I raised an eyebrow hearing him mutter I don't want to waste their resources preparing food for me... Seriously? If Allen can eat a quarter of the Order's food per day, I don't think one meal would do much difference. Actually, thinking about it, it is quite amazing how Jerry can keep up with his appetite...

I watched as Mini-Me cut his Yakiniku in half then gave one slice to Red. The two looked equally surprised at the action.

"I-I'm going to the washroom." said Mini-Me quickly. He rushed out of the cafeteria.

"I'll make sure he won't get lost!" I called out, running behind him. He didn't seem to notice me as he turned towards the Male's washroom. I hesitated whether or not to enter too until I heard his voice.

"I'm a bookman's apprentice." The sheer dullness and lack of emotion made me freeze. "This persona is an act. I don't care about anybody. I only do things to get information. The only thing important right now is getting information then leaving. I'm only here to record history. That is my only purpose." I felt my own fists clenching, unsure what to do. Do I prove him wrong? But he's right... I shook my head, trying to shake away thoughts like that. I heard Mini-Me let out a shaky breath.

"Aw man, if anybody heard or saw me like this, they probably think I'm crazy." he said with a slight chuckle. It was such a bitter laugh.

Things then became quiet. I didn't really felt so good. I decided to head back to the cafeteria. Mini-Me can probably find his way back anyway.

As I approached the cafeteria, I heard a series of swears followed by a certain young boy running out of the cafeteria. Followed by a certain exorcist swinging his sword in a manner that is usually directed towards me. I let an impressed look spread over my face as the young boy, Red, dodged the swinging swords as if it was some sort of circus performance. The exorcist, Yuu, looked mad. Really mad. He's probably pretty angry that he can land a direct hit on Red.

I continue to watch Red dodge every throw sent at him until the two were out of sight. I spotted Lenalee standing at the door of the cafeteria with a half-worried half-surprised expression.

"So... What did I miss?" I asked nonchalantly.

"Kanda sat on Andy's spot. Red then swore at Kanda, pushed him off, then called him 'miss'. Kanda got mad and, well, you can already tell what happened next." explained Lenalee. I inwardly winced, thinking that if Red didn't know how to dodge that well, he would probably have hid head chopped off.

And so, I decided to go look for them, hoping that until then, they won't kill each other.

While looking, I spotted Mini-Me. It wouldn't hurt to have a searching buddy, so I ran towards him and tackled him to the ground.

"MINI-MEEE! Why did you took so long?! People are going to start to think that I had a bladder problem when I was younger!" I whined. Strange... Mini-Me almost looked like he wasn't happy to see me...

"I—W—What?!" Mini-Me had this dazed look on his face. I ignored that and began to explain the fight between Red and Yuu and that we should totally search for them together. I think I was talking to fast because he had some sort of confused look on his face, but I decided that I shouldn't waste anymore time explaining the situation to him and so I grabbed his wrist and ran off to some random direction, hoping Red and Yuu would be there.

Author's ending note:

... I've totally killed the humour part of this story at the beginning! I'm soooo soooorryyyy about thaaaaat! I think I've somehow lost my sense of humor... Aww... Maybe I should change the genre of this story...

Anyway! Next chapter should be focusing more on Kanda and Red. I hope. I'm still stuck, you guys! I got no idea where this story is going... And I hope I'm not too OOC. It's been like ages since I've last watched/read D. Gray-man. I'm not as addicted to it as before. But hey, at least I'm still updating this thing! That should count for something!

Well, last thing; review! I love every single review you guys send me! Except flames, but nobody has sent me that yet, so for now I'm happy! Keep my reviews flameless, and thanks for reading!