Hi if you do not know who I am then I will tell you, I'm Sue-per Z and I am back to write yet another Total Drama story. This story will be about the life of the host that we love so much, Chris McLean! Doesn't anyone ever wonder why Chris became a host or why he has such evil and psychotic ideas for challenges to put poor contestants through? Well I do and so I decided to write about his life from the young age of 7 to his present age! I do not own the Total Drama series sadly…sure wish I did though. So on to the story!

"And now we are back to the hit show Stuffed or Not Stuffed with your host Chris Mclean!" little seven year old Chris jumped onto his bed with two unfortunate stuffed animals in his hands, "Who will win this challenge? Both Princess Monkey and Hippy the hippo must jump into the scary ceiling fan and who ever doesn't die wins this season of our best new drama!"

"Chris, I mean the 'host with the most'," a blond girl corrected herself when the young boy glared at her, "I don't want my toys to get hurt!"

"Blaineley, they have to do this or no one is going to watch my show!"

"But-"

"Too late!" the two stuffed animals were thrown in the air to face their fate as they came in contact with the propelling fan above. Hippy was safely flung over the fan while poor Princess Monkey was not as lucky as her head was ripped right off her soft plush body. "Well now you see it folks! Monkey was not able to stay stuffed so our winner of this season on Stuffed or Not Stuffed is Hippy!"

"Nooo!" Blaineley ran to her now broken toy and held the head and body lovingly in her seven year old arms, "Chris! I didn't want anyone to die!" Tears were streaming down her red face.

The black haired boy rolled his eyes and patted Blaineley on her back as he whispered, "It had to happen for the show, entertainment, and DRAMA!"

"Is that all you care about?" the crying girl screeched, when Chris nodded his head Blaineley jumped on him and started hitting him with her tiny fists.

"CHRIS! BLAINELEY! TIME TO COME DOWN STAIRS!

Blaineley picked up her broken toy and jumped on Chris' bed for her 'champion' stuffed animal and walked right behind the little boy that she wanted to strangle, all the way down the stairs.

"Mom I told you to only call me down during commercials!" Chris crossed his arms and shook his head.

"Oh how inconsiderate of me," Sally, Chris' mother, laughed, "Chris I would like you to meet Patricia Hatchet and her son Maurice Hatchet, they are our new neighbors."

Patricia smiled politely and tugged her son out from behind her so the two boys can meet. Maurice had a little chef's hat on his head and a spatula in his hand.

"Why are you wearing that hat? Only girls cook," Blaineley kicked Chris in the shin and he pulled her hair when she started to laugh at his pain.

"Sally! Tell your son not to hurt my daughter!" yelled Angelina as she grabbed her blond daughter who tried to bite Chris.

"Angie she did hit him first," Chris smiled at his mother then stuck out his tongue at the young girl in her mother's arms.

Angelina huffed, grabbed her belongings, bid a farewell and walked out the door.

"Anyway," said a confused Maurice, "cooking is not just for girls! It is really fun! I can make a lot of things like macaroni and cheese, and I am really good at making cereal!"

Patricia chuckled, "Oh yeah he is, we have been eating his specialty cereal for three days straight now!" The two women laughed and walked into the family room to go on with their conversation.

"Can you make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?" Chris lifted up an eyebrow in question.

"Of course I can! I learned that when I was six!"

"Wow…do you like tv?" Maurice laughed and nodded Chris smiled back, "You know what Maurice? I think this is going to be a great friendship."

-4 Years Later-

"Mom! Me and Chef are going to the park!" Chris had started to call Maurice Chef because he knew he loved to cook and it was much shorter then Maurice.

"His name is Mau- you know what never mind! Have funny sweety!" Sally yelled back to her son.

Chris rolled his eyes at the disgusting pet name his mother called him. She loved giving him names like sweety, honey bunch, and cutey wooty…whatever that even meant.

"Come on sweety we don't wanna be late!" snickered Chef who was waiting by the door waiting to go outside.

"Shut up!" Chris laughed as he smacked his best friend on the head, "Oh yeah I almost forgot, we have to go get Blaineley."

"Aww someone misses their girlfriend already?"

"Ha ha and ha, no she isn't my girlfriend even though all girls would love to be! But our mothers think that we are drifting apart and that we should hang out more. Psh what do they know about hanging out? I mean the last time they hung out was probably like eighty years ago," Chris flicked his hair out of his eyes and grabbed his video camera and put it in his bag as the duo walked out the door.

"Why are you bringing that?" Chef sighed. He knew Chris loved acting or anything that had to do with being in the spotlight but he didn't feel like filming Chris as he did another episode of Hunting Teenagers.

"You know I need to finish Hunting Teenagers! Everyone loves watching Teens doing embarrassing things! I mean hello! I am a Canadian sensation on my blog!"

"Whatever let's just get Blaineley and then finish your stupid show."

Chris glared at Chef as he walked up the steps to the O'Halloran residence. Chef knocked on the sleek door as Chris fixed his hair before the door opened.

"Oh it's you two," Dave O'Halloran sighed, "what do you want?"

"We want Blaineley to come to the park with us," Chef said as he crossed his arms and dared their friend's father to say no.

"My god you two always call her Blaineley when you know her name is Mildred Stacey Andrews O'Halloran! Is it that hard to say?"

"Well, yeah," Chris shrugged, "and she likes us to call her Blaineley so we do, now can you just tell her we're here already?"

Dave stuck his nose in the air and shrugged just as Chris did and called Blaineley down the stairs.

"Hey guys!" Blaineley smiled in her pink t-shirt and jean shorts.

"Hey," the two boys said in unison as Blaineley closed her front door and started to walk to the park with her friends. "Oh no, Chris? Don't tell me your going to film while we're at the park again," Blaineley said as she noticed Chris' camera.

"Yeah I am!"

Blaineley looked at Chef who just shrugged and kept on walking. Chris smirked as he saw the park up ahead and ran the rest of the way with his friends right at his heals.

"CHRIS STOP!" Blaineley grabbed Chris' sleeve of his white t-shirt to keep him from going any further.

"Why?" Chris watched as Chef pointed at where he was close to going straight towards. The teenager side of the park was off limits to all kids and preteens, anyone who didn't listen would be humiliated and hurt. The three friends once thought it was just a joke but just to make sure Chris made Blaineley force Josh, who was a kid who had a huge crush on her, to run over to the other side and go down the big slide. Josh who would do anything to please Blaineley did as she asked and ran over there only to be stopped right before he touched the slide. A sixteen year old boy grabbed Josh by his underpants and hung him on a tree giving him the biggest wedgie ever.

Blaineley, Chris, and Chef waited till all the teenagers left so they could take Josh down. Chris hated teenagers and he thought sixteen year olds were the worst because they thought that they were the best human beings on Earth and Chris was pretty sure that he was.

"Guys," Chris whispered and looked both ways to make sure no teenagers were listening and continued, "how am I going to film them if I don't get close to them?"

"Chris we are only eleven we still have two years before we can go over there!" Chef grabbed Chris by his shoulders and shook him, trying to bring him to his senses.

"Well I am going," Chris whipped his hair back and took a step forward towards the forbidden side.

"Wait! Let's go through the kiddy tunnel! We can go in and out of there because the teenagers can't fit in there!" Blaineley suggested. The two boys agreed to her idea and ran up the stairs to the tunnel.

Chris took out his video camera and told Chef to follow him. Blaineley was about to follow but Chris grabbed her arms and looked at her and said: "No Blaineley you can't come with us, you are too important."

"Really?" her eyes shun at Chris with happiness.

"Duh! I mean who else is going to keep an eye out for us? You have to keep the tunnel open for us when we come back."

Blaineley rolled her eyes, nodded, and shooed them through the tunnel. Chris turned on his video camera and snuck with Chef to the teenager's side. He filmed a girl who tripped on her face, a guy who was picking his nose and another guy who puked all over his girlfriend. Chef and Chris were laughing so hard at all the stuff that they got that two teenage girls spotted them.

"OH MY GOD THERE ARE TWO KIDS HERE!"

"Actually we're pre-teens," said Chris.

"Chris?" whispered Chef as he saw two sixteen year old boys running towards them, "This is going to be more challenging than I thought."

"What?" Chris turned to also see what Chef had already noticed, "AAHHH RUN!"

The two boys ran towards the tunnel with the teenagers following right behind them. Chef ran up the stairs and went straight through the tunnel before he could be caught. One of the sixteen boys noticed Chef and Chris's plan so he blocked the path way to the tunnel so his friend could capture Chris.

Chris began to sweat, he felt as if he had jumped off a cliff and he was supposed to fall into the safe zone of the tunnel or else he would get attacked by the sharks. And sadly, Chris had fallen in the danger zone. The black haired boy turned and ran back to the slide but the teenager caught him and pulled him to the sand box.

Chef and Blaineley watched in horror as they saw their friend go to the torturous sand box. The teen that was standing in front of the tunnel ran up to Chris and grabbed his camera and smashed it to the ground with a smile on his face. Tears began to form in the eleven year olds eyes as he watched his hard work break before his eyes, then the other sixteen year old who still had a hold on him grabbed his head and shoved it in the sand. Chris felt the sand shove into his eyes and mouth as he screamed for help. They held him there for ten seconds then pulled him out for five seconds only to push him back in. This went on for ten minutes until they were kicked in the shins. The two bullies fell to their knees and turned to see a little black boy and blond girl glaring at them. The two kids then kicked sand right into the teens faces and grabbed Chris and ran all the way home.

"Are you ok Chris?" Chef asked s Blaineley looked at him with worry on her face.

"Chef I think you were right, this was a challenge," Chris said as he closed his eyes and laid on his back.

"So? Your point?" whispered Chef.

"I think I lost.

Well he did lose but at least he survived! Does anyone know what challenge that was based off of? If not then I will tell you, this chapter was based off of the episode "Not so Happy Campers Part 2" you know where they jumped off of the cliff? Well I really hope that you all liked it! PLEASE REVIEW I would really appreciate it!

*Sue-per Z