A/N: I do not own the characters, they belong to CP Coulter and to Glee. Song is from Legally Blonde: The Musical.

It was all part of Logan's master plan. He'd get one of the solos and put himself back on top of the Warblers – and then he could have anyone he wanted. The list was going up today of the top four Warblers who would get callbacks. Everyone was auditioning for solos these days and Logan needed to be on that list to prove to everyone that he hadn't lost his touch.

Logan made his way down to the music hall to check to see if the list had been posted, and the crowd of boys swarming around the wall beside the piano, let Logan know that the list was already up. Confident in himself, Logan stayed back, waiting for everyone else to move before he found his name on the list. Let everyone else have their moment of glory first. Logan knew he killed Set Fire To The Rain by ADELE in his audition, Blaine's sappy love song had NOTHING on Logan.

Logan was suddenly snapped out of his thoughts when he saw Kurt walking quickly in his direction with the biggest smile on his face. Logan started to walk forward to talk to Kurt, when Kurt brushed past him quickly and squealed (squealed?) "Blaine! WE MADE IT! WE'RE TOP TWO!" Logan turned around just in time to see Kurt launch himself on top of Blaine and kiss him.

Logan turned around quickly masking his anger at Blaine and disappointment that he didn't get one of the top two spots. Logan stood there brooding for a few moments, before turning to congratulate Kurt, only they were STILL kissing and giggling and being sickeningly cute together. He was supposed to be the one sickeningly cute with someone while they flaunted being the best. Not Blaine.

Watching them together, made Logan's heart hurt, physically hurt. His whole plan was to woo Kurt away from Blaine and even if he DID get one of the solo spots, Blaine would still be there. Blaine would always be there.

All of this time I've planed,

I'd be patient, and,

You would love me again.

You'd come to respect my mind,

and at last you'd find,

You could love me again.

And I have turned my whole world

upside down,

trying not to let you go...

Watching you walk away

is like a fatal blow.

Logan felt a tap on his shoulder, then a shove, and then he felt someone reach out, grab his sleeve, and rip him around to face them. Annoyed, Logan looked up to see who was manhandling him and ended up looking at Julian.

"What do you want" Logan bit out.
"Stop brooding and check the list."

"Why bother."

"Just check the fucking list." And with a smirk, Julian shoved Logan towards the list. Logan sighed and shoved his way through the last few boys still hovering around the list and looked at it.

Kurt Hummel

Blaine Anderson

Logan Wright

WHOA!

Is that my name up on that list?

Does someone know that I exist?

Is this a mistake?

Am I even Awake?

Pinch me now to make sure...

Julian reached out and pinched Logan's outstretched arm.

OW!

Yes that's my name in black and white

maybe I'm doing something right

WOW! I feel so much better

Than before!

Blaine!

Blaine turned away from Kurt, looking curiously at Logan, his eyes sizing Logan up, wondering what he was about to do or say.

Sorry I've been a pest

But I guess my best

Was not working with you

But looks like I've found a cure

And I so look forward to working with you

Blaine groaned. Of course Logan had gotten one of the spots. Of course he was gonna keep trying to sabotage him and Kurt.

Hey remember when we spent spring break

In the hot tub every night

We said nothing else

Could ever feel so right

Well this might!

Seeing my name up on that list

That beats the first time that we kissed

You thought I was dumb

But I think that somebody's judgment was poor

Seeing my name in black and white

It's like making love with you all night

By now Logan had made his way to be right next to Blaine, and had his arm slung around Blaine as he sang to him.

NO WAIT!

It feels so much better

hello much better

its oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

much better

Logan punctuated each "oh" with a thrust of his hips to Blaine's side, while Blaine turned a nice shade of red.

'cause I am so much better than before

Maybe he's what you prefer

But hey last year I was him

Maybe you will change your mind

But you might look up to find

I've gone on to better things

Better jobs or bigger rings

I don't have the time to cry

I'm too busy loving my name up on that list

kind of a cool ironic twist.

Blaine pushed Logan off of him "Don't touch me Logan-"

I'll be there on Monday nine o'clock

and we will see who walks the walk

NO NO I CAN'T WAIT!

I will be there at eight

When they unlock the door

OH OH

I'll even dress in black at white

See I have not begun to fight

And you'll go OH much better and

OH much better

and soon all y'all know much better

I am so much better

I am so much better

I am so much better

than before!

And with that, Logan gave Blaine a swift peck on the cheek, sent Kurt a saucy wink and strode out of the music hall, but not before turning around and giving Blaine and Kurt one of his best "Logan" looks. "I wouldn't celebrate too much about being top two. You ain't seen nothing yet." And then he was gone.

The music hall was quiet for a few moments before the rest of the boys there broke out in chatter. Kurt looked at Blaine for a moment, before asking "So. What was that all about?"

"…I don't even know. What I do know, is that we should probably go practice."

"Like the first time that we kissed?"

"…That works too."