Disclaimer: I am not J.K. Rowling and therefore do not own Harry Potter. Also I am not Vikt0ria so the girl featured in this story is not my daughter. I have never met her so the personality traits and speech I have given her are all my imagination and not something she herself has said.

A/N: FINAL CHAPTER…woohoo. Do enjoy

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James, Lily, Remus, Sirius and Severus stood in sharp relief to the rolling hills of green beyond them.

"Are we going to be fighting them?" Remus asked in a quiver of a voice. James rolled his eyes and replied "Just go home, you big wuss!" Remus squeaked and disapparated with a loud CRACK. Sirius stared after his wolfy friend dumbly.

"Lily-flower (at this, said flower blushed bright red) my loyalty ends here. I cannot fight nine red-heads…one was enough!" With that Severus disapparated away too. Lily looked hurt momentarily but then remembered that the 'hurt' look looked silly on her and quickly rearranged her face to a much more pleasant expression.

Sirius was still staring at the spot where Remus had been mere minutes ago.

"What are you doing?" James asked his wife sceptically. "Being pleasant," Lily replied and quickly went back to grimacing again.

Sirius was still staring at the spot.

"Look its three to nine ratio…well actually three to ten ratio, Harry probably prefers Molly's cooking to Lily's…" Lily hit him round the head. "Look already, we have to get the thing back and unless we make a move on, we'll all fry to death here."

Lily nodded and they started to walk down the hill…Sirius was left behind.

At the bottom of the hill, the Weasleys were all gathered around, eating dinner. The swarming red-heads hurt James' eyes. Even Lily, who had no family alive anymore, hadn't seen so many red-heads congregated in one place before.

"Look it's the black haired man!" A little Fred squealed excitedly. Molly screamed and yelled out to Arthur.

The battle of the Weasleys and the Potters commenced. Baby Harry and Baby Ron clapped their disgustingly chubby hands and cheered for opposite teams. Big Charlie and Big Bill were throwing dung bombs from their bedroom windows at everyone. Arthur was having a duel with Lily and Molly was wobbling away from James who was running after her with muddy hands…yeh, real mature…

"ENOUGH!" A girl shouted. At once everyone stopped. She was a blonde girl. She was a very pretty blonde girl. "Who are you?" George asked curiously. She sent him a condescending look. "Everyone in Hawaii knows me…"

"This is England," James said glaring at her. He almost had Molly!

"No way, Sherlock!" she quipped at him. James looked at Lily confusedly. "He's a muggle detective. My dad used to be friends with him," Lily supplied.

"So back to the topic…" Percy said in a high pitched business-like voice.

"Oh for the sake of Merlin, I'm Athena. Athena Malfoy."

"MALFOY ON MY LAND?"

"Sheesh will ya chillax – honestly y'all should come to Hawaii – it's known for its relaxing atmosphere."

"Look, we don't care if you are Ariana or Anna or whatever your name is. We just want Baby Harry back. I'll have to suffer James' snoring again if Harry isn't there to cry through the night.

Baby Ron turned to look at Baby Harry in glee. Baby Harry smacked Baby Ron in his face.

"Well you can't leave." Athena said with finality in her elegant voice.

One of the Weasels was just about to ask why but suddenly ten, twenty, thirty hooded figures appeared out of the sky. "That's why," Athena said in a sweet voice. "I'll be off then, have to meet Uncle Lucius, he's my father's younger brother." And with that she…nah she stayed, Six year olds cannot apparated. Duh.

"JAMES POTTER….DETENTION!" Said a loud snake-like voice.

"WHAT?" James asked outraged. "You're not a teacher you can't give me detention!"

"Oh yes he can," a voice cackled from one of the hoods. "Bella?" Lily asked in astonishment. "But we had lunch with you at Sirius', why are you with him?"

"SILENCE! I AM PROFESSOR VOLDEMORT. I GUESS YOU CAN CALL ME VOLDY-PANTS…if you wanted detention. Nope, just kidding, I'll kill ya if you call me Voldy-Pants!"

"Voldy-pants!" James snickered under his breath and Lily laughed and joined in riling Voldemort right up.

"THAT IS IT! YOU WILL ALL DIE! Even the babies!"

"Noooooo, not Harry. Please not my son. Take me. Take me instead. He needs to produce a girl Potter, haven't had one in seven generations!" Lily and James moaned together.

"You too?" Arthur asked surprised.

"Yes, mate. Real problem the Son's curse is." James said conversationally.

"Fine! Just Lily and James will die. Besides killing you all will eat into my lunch break. I have to go back to polishing my trophies, you know. Now line up you two and let's get this over."

James and Lily, both teary eyed turned to have one final look at their son but Arthur stepped up. "Not in my garden, thank you very much. We eat our food here!"

"Okay fine we'll take it up to the top of the hill if you promise to take in our son," Lily said firmly.

The Weasleys gasped and held their breath in anticipation. Harry fell off his stool in shock and cut his head open on a piece of broken glass. When he got back up, Ron laughed at his bloodied lightening shaped scar.

"Yes." Arthur said simply and a cheer was heard in the Weasley clan. Baby Harry ran to his parents and the Potters had one final hug.

Lily and James went up to the hill to die.

To this day no one has heard anything of them. No bodies were found. Voldemort never returned. Sirius cannot be traced and Remus and Severus got married in their grief.

Legend has it that a mysterious girl named Athena helped them all escape the country and that they live happily together as a family somewhere with Merlin – wherever the hell that is!

Rest assures, Baby Harry grew up. He married Ginny Weasley and they had a daughter (with two sons first) who they absolutely doted on.

And all was well.

A/N: So here it is. Definitely the end. I hope you enjoyed the ride. I had a laugh writing this. Hope you all had a laugh reading it! Thanks to all of you. Please review :)

-Vitzy-