Disclaimer: I am not Jo or Vicky and therefore do not own Harry Potter or 'When the Pizza Doesn't Arrive'

A/N : This is a sequel of sorts to 'When the Pizza Doesn't Arrive' by vicky199416. It's awesome and funny...go read it...then come back and read this!

-In which the IPOD is introduced-

"You WHAT!" Lily shrieked, jumping around with baby Harry in her arms.

"I-I invited P-Padfoot and Moony round..." her husband said, cringing away from the red-headed monster that was Lily.

"James Potter!" After what happened 'last' time...how COULD you?" They both shuddered as the memory of the 'last' time when the Marauders and Lily's best guy friend Sev, had all been round at Godric's Hollow.

"Well this time the fridge has more than just baby formula food and I promise to not let Sirius try and eat Harry...or Sniv- I mean Severus!" James quipped, still keeping a safe distance from his wifey.

Lily rolled her eyes. Whatever, I don't believe you! You told me that you would stand up for me and 'last' time I just ended up getting arrested!

"Ah! Oh no you did-unt!" James snapped

"Oh yes I di-id!" Lily countered.

"'Last' time was a whole week ago, Lily, you can't keep bringing the past up!"

"Shut up , you moron, I still had to spend a day in jail and what were you doing? Scoffing Pizza."

James just shuffled around guiltily.

"I have an idea!" Lily screamed. "Here, have Harry," and she tossed baby Harry to James who caught him and put him on the dining table.

Lily gave James a funny look and said "I'm not a muggleborn for nothing," then she ran up the stairs, presumably to her bedroom.

...

While Lily is upstairs, the fireplaces roars to life and out tumbles a black-haired, hook-nosed man. Yup you guessed it, it's Captain Hook! Just kidding, of course it's Sevvy, this is Harry Potter fanfiction, dudes!

"Oh get a shampoo...and then a life...and then a girl, but not my girl ," James said loudly to Sev.

"Respect the hair and peace out, my friend ," Sev says and with a swish of his wand he is a hippy. James just raises an eyebrow , swishes his wand and is in a bikini.

By that time Remus has also arrived. "Still can't do charms, Prongs?"

Lily comes running down with a box-like thing with white worms coming out of it, in her hand.

"Where is he?"

"Not here yet ," everyone else replies, knowing exactly who 'he' is.

"So...want a drink Sev?"

"No."

"Want a drink Remus?"

"Yes." James goes gets it.

"Want something to eat, Sev?"

"No."

"Want something to eat, Remus?"

"Yes." James goes to get baby formula food.

"Want to play a game , Sev?"

"No."

"Want to play a game, Remus?"

"Yes." And James beings out exploding chess (The marauders invented it...it's chess with explosions)

"Do you want to do anything, Sev?" Lily asks, getting a bit concerned.

"No."

"Do you even want to be here, Sev?"

"No."

"Do you want to err go then, Sev?" Lily asks, getting a bit impatient.

"No...I just want to be left alone, Lily. Can't a guy mope in peace?" And he charms himself into an emo.

"Ooookaaaay!" Lily says quietly, turning her head and just then Sirius jumps out of the fireplace.

"ON GUARD!" He shouts, pointing his wand at no one in particular (he hasn't noticed Sev, yet)

Everyone pleasantly (or not so pleasantly in Sev's case) ignores him apart from baby Harry who jumps up and puts his hands in the air.

But now Sirius has noticed his worst enemy and screeches in a high enough pitched voice to challenge even that of Walburga's.

"HIIIIIIIIIM! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?"

Both Sirius and Sev have wands at the ready and pointing at each other. Remus and James stop briefly with their game to look up at what the noise is all about. But then one of James' pawns explode and they go back to the game.

Lily decided now is a good time to introduce her plan to keep everyone safe.

"Sirius, I got you something!"

His attention is momentarily averted as Lily steps in the line of wand-fire. Sev scowls. There is no way he will impedimenta his Lily!

"What's that, honoury sis-in-law?"

"This Sirius..." Lily said puffing up her chest, which only makes her look fatter than she already is. She never lost weight after having Harry.

"...Is an I-POD"

"What kind of plant is that? Don't remember Sprout introducing that ugly thing" Sirius asks scratching his chin, as if in deep concentration.

"You didn't even know what a mandrake was, so to be honest, that was a pretty rubbish arguement," Remus quipped.

Sirius scowls at his wolfy friend and takes the object from Lily's hand.

"Maybe it's a prank box." James says eagerly.

Lily rolls her eyes and mutters "One-track mind"

Sev, not being able to stand the complete idiocy of the marauders supplies ,"It's a muggle electronic device, you dunderheads!"

"Oh." Sirius says and promptly drops it.

"SIRIUS ORION BLACK!"

"What I do?"

"Now you're in for it, mate!" Remus said, standing and yawning. It had been a long fifteen minutes. James just looked gleeful that someone else was getting the wrath of Lily.

Harry looked positively pleased too!

A/N : Please review This isn't over. The next chapter will be up soon...I've got plot bunnies roaming around in my heads...REVIEW!