Green is the enemy!

Rin Kagamine stopped at Neru's bedroom. She had been told to go there, by the lazy, blonde haired girl herself. No, not Rin, the other one. Neru Akita was her name, and texting was her game.

Rin knocked on the door, and when nobody answered, she entered anyway. Inside, Neru was lying on her bed, texting as usual. Her hair was done up in a side ponytail as always, and the end of her hair actually went over the bed's left right hand side. Rin suddenly felt a vibration in her pocket. She'd received a text!

It read: Sorry for not answering the door, bro. xx

"Why didn't you just say that?" Rin asked, standing over Neru.

No answer.

"Neru!" Rin poked the girl's stomach with great force, causing Neru to sit up with ninja speed.

"Oh, sorry man. I was really getting into a conversation." Neru explained, wiggling her phone at Rin before reluctantly closing her phone and sliding it down her top.

"Why are you putting it down there?"

"That's obviously the safest place for my most prised possession."

"Your boobs are the best things you have?" Rin raised an eyebrow.

" No, my phone!" Neru sighed, giving Rin a strange look. "Now, do you know why I have called you here?"

"Uh, no actually."

"You wouldn't," Neru muttered. "Do you not understand? Green is the enemy!"

"What have you got against Gumi? You sick bitch!" Rin exclaimed, glaring at Neru.

"Oh my God, how thick are you? Miku! Miku's the enemy!"

"But her colour is teal."

"Yes, but if you mix yellow - aka, Len - together with teal, it makes green!"

"Not it doesn't - it makes cyan."

"How about you just shut up? Like, right now."

Rin shrugged, pulling a face to impersonate Neru, miming her words and pushing her head back into her neck, causing a double-double chin effect. Neru shook her head pityingly before continuing.

"We're on a team now-"

"Really? Can we have a team name!" Rin asked, suddenly excited. She was amazing at making up team names - or so she thought.

"Eurgh, fine. We'll be Team Nokia."

"That name sucks! We can be Team Orange-Text. Team T.O.T!"

"That's even lamer," Neru whined. "How about just Team yellow?"

"But that name is really lame too!" Rin argued. "We're now Team Nokia-Orange!" She declared. Neru rolled her eyes.

"Team Nokia sounded better…..But yes, I brought you here because I've seen you looking at Len when he's looking at Miku. And I generally hate Miku. We must destroy her - her and her stupid vocal chords." Neru said, narrowing her golden eyes.

"But won't we get arrested?"

"Not if we make it look like an accident."

"But Miku doesn't get into accidents!"

"There's a first time for everything, Rinny-kins."

Suddenly, Rin poked Neru's collarbone. Neru looked down, and then Rin slapped her hard across the face.

"What was that for!"

"Don't you ever call me anything but Rin." The younger girl muttered ominously while Neru rubbed her cheek gently. Rin then smiled. "So what are you gonna do to Miku?"

"I was thinking about trolling her blog first. You know, writing things anonymously 'till she cries."

"Isn't that a little…harsh?"

"She's taking all our limelight Rin! If we don't destroy her, then when we're old, we'll be living in the dustbins outside Miku's mansion!" Neru explained, beginning to panic slightly, just thinking about living in a dustbin. She imagined herself with grimy hair. Then she imagined Rin next to her, her fringe lopsided as she chewed on a half eaten chicken leg.

"Oh my God….Imagine all the stuff you could collect in a dustbin!"

"That's not the point, you disgusting child!"

Neru received another slap.

"So anyway, let's go check out her blog!" Rin smirked.

Neru and Rin sat together on Neru's bed. The yellow laptop balanced on their knees happily. The laptop was so warm, they were practically tanning themselves.

"Here it is…." Neru said, clicking on the link. They both began to read.

Hey, bloggger babes! I'm Miku Hatsune; pop-star diva queen! Today, I wrote a new song. It's called; Come get me, you lazy, yellow beep!

Neru raised an eyebrow. She was slightly impressed. "The girl writes about me." This time Rin rolled her eyes, before scrolling down.

It's about this girl, who gets really jealous of another girl. It's really cool. I think I'm going to record it for my blog. Won't that be awesome?

Anyway, I have some epic news! Len and I were talking today, and he touched my hand! He might've touched it because I had his banana, but that's not the point!

Rin burned with envy. "Why didn't I think of that? If I got hold of Len's banana more often, then he would touch me too!"

Neru looked at Rin with a slightly nauseous expression, before clicking on the ask-box that was located on Miku's blog page. She made sure that she had clicked on anonymous, before typing;

Dear Miku,

I do not believe that you deserve to touch Len's banana.

Neru paused. "What else can we write?"

"I'm not sure…."

"I don't want to be too mean to her, or she'll know it's us!"

"She'll know it's you, more like." Rin muttered.

Neru clicked the submit button and sighed. "I guess that's all for today…."

"Hey, you're logged in! What's on your blog!" Rin demanded, pushing her face up to Neru's.

And as soon as Rin did, Neru's phone began to vibrate.

AN: So, what do y'all think? This is probably my first time doing anything towards a more comedic side. Concrit/ideas are welcomed with open arms!