A/N: Look both ways before crossing a one way street, kids.

Disclaimer: I dont own facebook. or night world. Or, sadly, Thierry or Ash or Quinn...or James, or Eric, or Morgead, or Galen, or Delos.

I tried to get J.K Rowling to sell me Quinn, but she wouldn't give.


Name: Poppy North

Age: 16

Friends: 374

In a relationship with James Rasmussen

Interested in: Music, Vampires, dancing, family

Organizations: Circle Daybreak

What's on your mind?

Poppy North's status: Ash killed my pet goldfish! D:

Comments:

Mary-Lynette Carter: ASH REDFERN!

James Rasmussen: I'm going to kill him!

Mary-Lynette Carter: I'll help you.

John Quinn: I'll bring the stake.

Ash Redfern: What? Its just a goldfish.

Phillip North: Isn't he that guy who tried to put the moves on you and took you to Vegas?

Mary-Lynette Carter: First off, Hi stranger who seems to be Poppy's brother :) Second, WHAT THE HELL?

~ Jez Redfern, John Quinn, Rashel Jordan, Raksha Keller, and James Rasmussen like this ~

Ash Redfern: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO!

Mary-Lynette Carter: WHEN?

Ash Redfern: Uh, like, two months or so before i met you?

Poppy North: Yes, Phil, its that guy...*awkward* old story, bro.

James Rasmussen: Quinn, how about that stake NOW?

Ash Redfern: I THOUGHT ALL THAT WAS FORGIVEN O_O

Mary-Lynette: It is!

Ash Redfern: Really?

Mary-Lynette Carter: NO.

~ Rashel Jordan, James Rasmussen, Raksha Keller, Iliana Harman, Timmy Jordan, and Hannah Snow like this~

Ash Redfern: Aw, Mare!

Rashel Jordan: Hey Quinn, did you take my wooden stake?

John Quinn: Uh, yes.

Rashel Jordan: !

Mary-Lynette Carter: Its okay Rashel, he's helping me and James kill Ash.

Rashel Jordan: Oh, okay then.

~ John Quinn likes this ~

Ash Redfern: M'LIN! I thought we were soulmates!

Mary-Lynette Carter: Oh, we are.

Thierry Desdecourdes: Sorry, but i can't have vampires murdering vampires in here...too much for the maid, you know?

James Rasmussen: Ah, I see. Thats okay.

Timmy Jordan: We can hang him upside down by his feet and poke him with sharp objects.

~ James Rasmussen, Mary-Lynetter Carter, John Quinn, Rashel Jordan, and 10 others like this ~

Ash Redfern: Lady Hannah wouldn't approve, Thierry.

~ Hannah Snow likes this ~

Thierry Desdecourdes: I'm not the one who's going to do it.

Mary-Lynette Carter: Come on guys! I FOUND A BUNCH OF STICKS TO POKE HIM WITH!

James Rasmussen: Let's go!

Ash Redfern: AH!

Mary-Lynette Carter: Bye guys. Love you, Ash.

Ash Redfern: THEN WHY ARE YOU GOING TO POKE ME WITH STICKS?

~ Poppy North, Hannah Snow, Rashel Jordan and Galen Drache like this ~

Poppy North: I think she logged off.

Rashel Jordan: Uh, they all did.

Hannah Snow: Guys, check out Mary-Lynette's relationship status.

Mary-Lynette Carter is widowed

Ash Redfern: ...But...

Mark Carter: You guys got MARRIED?

Kestrel Redfern: Ash, you're screwed.

Rowan Redfern: Why wasn't i invited to the wedding?

Ash Redfern: We didn't get married.

Maggie Neely: I think the 'widowed' part means Ash is dead. Not literally but, you know, he's in a lot of trouble...

Kestrel Redfern: Oooh, trouble :D

Raksha Keller: Let's go watch him scream like a girl!


A/N: I know, pretty short. I think next i'll do Iliana or Maggie, maybe Jez because these people weren't on this one a lot...