"Oh. My. Freaking. God. That house is ridiculously large and awesome," I declared to no one in particular. That was one of the reasons I loved rich people though. I mean, they had illogically sized homes just to make people of lesser standing look at their houses and say, "My house is so small and pitiful!"

Okay, so that probably wasn't ACTUALLY the reason. But I liked to think so.

Unfortunately as I crept up to the house I tripped on something. Because I'm incredibly graceful like that. In case you're wondering, by the way, that was sarcasm. I mean, a freaking potato could sneak up on me and I'd trip over it, or even maybe like a deranged fork.

Alas, the thing I tripped on was neither potato nor fork. Actually, it was Bakura, that weird British kid from Pokemon or whatever. He barked at me as I fell on my face, and I screamed just a bit as I got up because... I realized that he wasn't wearing any clothes. Stupid furry.

"OH MY GOD BAKURAMON'S NAKED AND WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I'M SO FREAKING SCARED SEBASTIAN SAVE ME!"

Don't ask why I was screaming for Sebastian to save me. I mean, I knew him for a whole maybe two minutes and I'm pretty sure he wasn't too fond of me, nor did I think he would appreciate the knowledge of me following him and the blue haired boy all the way back to their mansion. I was sort of hoping he'd go for the lost puppy approach, but he hit me more as a cat person. Do lost cats actually follow people? I don't think they do... Maybe if they smell like fish.

Anywho, the person who answered my screams was not in fact Sebastian. But he did smell heavily of explosives, and unlike fish I could identify that.

"You don't smell like fish at all!" I informed him.

"Um... Thanks, I think?" he said Britishly.

"Oh no. It wasn't a compliment. I was simply stating the facts."

"Uh, right. Now then, what're you screamin' about at this hour? I don't remember anyone saying anything about..." He stared at me for a moment. "A guest coming this late."

"There's a nude Pokemon and/or furry sleeping in your front yard!"

"Do you mean Pluto?"

Just as I was about to inform him that Mickey Mouse's dog was not in fact a naked furry but a creature created for the enjoyment of children and cartoon lovers alike a semi-insane looking screaming little girl with the voice of a not-so-female flew out of the front door and crashed into a tree, causing said tree to collapse upon contact. He was wearing pajamas it seemed, and obviously he was wearing a sunhat in the late evening because it was totally necessary. Maybe he was trying to resemble a certain Mad Hatter, which he didn't, but he was still pretty awesome.

"Oh my god, did he just knock a tree over with his face?" I asked the explosive-scented guy.

"Yeah." He scratched his head and looked up a bit. "Finny's got... ridiculous strength."

Naturally I had to squee. "Awwwwww~! His name is Finny~? That's so cutttttttttteeeeee~!"

"Bard, who's this?"

Unfortunately the next arrival was female, and not in fact a bishie guy. She also had the world's most irritating voice.

Nah, scratch that. I've heard worse. But she was still pretty annoying.

"What is going on out here?"

And then I returned to my state of fangirling, because the most amazing man I had ever bumped into randomly in the streets of Victorian England (which surprisingly is a short list) was standing their in the doorway, his bishiness so overwhelming that I almost died.

"Sebastian~~," I sang happily, barely able to refrain from a super-glomp of epicness.

He raised an eyebrow. "Honestly, it's so loud out here I thought we were being attacked again. Can you three not even escort a guest inside without causing a fuss?"

One time in Wonderland I made a noise best described as hitting my face against a keyboard. That's about what my reaction was.

"I-I'm a guest?" I asked, the fangirl within me completely overwhelming as I danced about clumsily. Then I stopped. "Wait, I'm a guest?"

He smiled much like someone I had seen before, so totally squee-worthy I almost lost my cool. (Oh, Toki, you silly girl. You weren't fooling ANYONE.) "But of course, Miss..."

"Toki Hana."

"A lovely name. You don't sound like you're from this area, are you American?"

"Indeed."

He nodded slightly. "I am Sebastian Michaelis, butler of the Pha-"

"YOU'RE A BUTLER THAT IS SO COOL. Okay, carry on."

"Yes... I am the butler of the Phantomhive Estate. I hope you will enjoy our hospitality." He bowed his head all awesomely because everything done by a butler is inherently amazing in my book, before gesturing for me to follow him inside. The others regained themselves after recovering from Sebastian's rage-face and stumbled in after us, scrabbling off to do-who-knows-what (and probably fail at doing so).

"Please allow me to escort you to your room, Miss Toki." I nodded, not even the slightest touch wary for some reason.

He led me to an awesome guest room and I walked inside, staring in amazement. Victorian England had to have the coolest designs EVER. It was WAY better than my place in Wonderland (though there were considerably less hats).

"If you need anything I am at your service, though I must ask you to refrain from exploring the manor. I will give you a proper tour in the morning, if you'd like."

"Sure." Pfft. Toki, not explore?

"Good night." He dipped his head once more before leaving the room, closing the door behind himself.

I heard his footsteps get quiter and quieter, pressing my ear to the door, until finally it fell silent. "This is gonna be fun."

/AN/ Sorry, not my best D/ But I had the first half lying around for a few months, so it was hard for me to start up again ^^' I might try to get in another update on this soon, by request, but I've been focused on writing the prequel story Welcome to Wonderful Wonder World. I think I've mentioned it before, but if you want to understand all the Wonderland references I recommend reading that. If you aren't familiar with Alice in the Country of Hearts you can just send me a PM and I'll give you the basic story if you want xD

Also, let it be known that I mean no offense to furries. In fact, I am one xD Just thought that'd be an interesting jab lol