I groaned quite loudly as I followed behind my parents through the streets of the land of the British. We had just arrived and were on our way to the hotel, which according to my father was "Close enough to the airport to walk to". But he forgot that I am in fact lazy and there are very few things I consider "Close enough to walk to"- then again, I think it's too long of a walk from my room to the hallway, so I guess my opinion didn't matter.

You know what'd be like freaking amazing? The ability to not walk anywhere. Like, maybe we could all float magically or something. I don't get why I couldn't do that in my dream whilst I was comatose.

Unless I wasn't really comatose, in which case… You know what, no. That's a completely different story.

So, you're wondering WHY I'm in the land of the British? Of course you are, because I'm so amazing that you want to know everything about me.

If you just thought something along the lines of "Yeah, right. AMAZING," then go die in a hole RIGHT NOW. Like seriously. Because you know it's true.

Dear gods I get sidetracked, huh? So, as I was saying before you rudely interrupted me telepathically, I had some relatives across the pond, one of which happened to be incredibly ill, so we came on 'vacation' to visit. What kind of vacation is about visiting a sick relative? Vacations are supposed to be fun and relaxing, but that's just depressing, isn't it? Couldn't we have called it a trip to the U.K. to visit a sick relative instead?

And so there we were, in London. I sort of was forced to come, because my dad didn't trust me staying at home alone and since I hadn't gotten around to moving out the "My house, my rules" thing still applied.

"Toki, cheer up," my little brother said, looking down slightly at me. I didn't get it- he was FOURTEEN and he was an inch-and-a-half taller than me. It bugged me to no end when people thought he was the older one.

"Meh."

"You know, it could be worse." I glared at my father who had finally decided to speak. "We could be in Mexico."

Mexico.

Land of tacos, Mexicans, jalapeños, and so many other things.

We'd gone to Mexico once. A llama spit on my ice cream.

"But it could be better. We could be in JUPITARIAN Mexico. They have freaking amazing hats there, you know."

"Toki, there's no such place as Jupitarian Mexico." Leave it to my mom to ruin my dreams. Like, seriously.

"There is in my mind~."

All three of them sighed, and I knew that if they were anime characters they would've had major sweat-drops and would've facepalmed epically. Fortunately, before I could verbally break the fourth wall, we arrived at our destination. "See, that wasn't too bad," my dad said as though speaking to a five-year-old.

"As soon as I get to my room I'm taking a nap," I declared, ignoring him as though I was a five-year-old.

Suddenly I saw something shiny across the street though, and became horribly distracted. "ZOMG NEVER MIND. I SEE SHINY."

Without looking both ways I flew across the road (luckily there weren't any cars or crazed bicyclists) and began to frantically search for whatever I had seen.

Finally I found it, a silver ring with a square-shaped blue gem, sitting beside the curb. I picked it up and examined it, carrying it back with me over to my "Son, I am disappoint"-faced family members.

"Look, it's pretty!" I said with a bit too much enthusiasm. "Can I keep it, please? I swear I'll feed it, and water it, and brush its hair, and I won't even drown it in the toilet!"

"…Toki, there's something wrong with you…" my dad muttered, laughing. "Come on, let's go."

And so, a little shiny ring had brightened my first day in the United Kingdom.

But that was just the beginning.

/So. Yeah. This is crap, I know, but I wanted to do a Black Butler story with this character. By the way, she talks about "Jupitarian Mexico" and being comatose, which is a reference to her original story "Welcome to Wonderful Wonder World", a Heart/Clover/Joker No Kuni No Alice fanfic I'm writing. She might make a few Vampire Knight references as well, since before going to Wonderland she attended Cross Academy.

Anyway, reviews are welcome xD I've already had a troll on WtWWW, so please no flames. There were enough "Baaaaaaaaahhhhhhhs" to spam every one of my stories already XDDD /I don't own Kuroshitsuji, nor the UK. Also, "Across the pond" is a quote from my British friend on FurAffinity xD