Disclaimer I don't own Inuyasha Rumiko Takahashi, and VIZ Media do. Rated R
Once again, the gang is at it in high school. The boys Inu, Miroku and the others have a new pass time one that will get them in deep crap. Sango takes groping Miroku into the closet for a surprise, done with DemonicAngelKagome. she helped a lot with this fic. Sorry everyone replaced fic because I accidentally uploaded the unedited version by mistake, so I added a bit more to, lol one shot, Inu/Kag
High School Hell 2
By Raven 2010, Feb 13 2012
A deadly new pass time, fun and games, doggy surprise
It was the beginning of another typical day at high school for Inuyasha and his miscreant cohorts Kouga and the other boys who had taken and all enjoyed their new favorite pass time. From their secret hidden place behind the wall that had old pipe holes in it from pipes the disconnected pipes because the room was being re renovated
"Holy shit there's enough wool in there to knit a sweater," Inuyasha said
"Damn mutt face will you keep it down before they hear you, your big mouth will get us all killed and it will be all your fault" Kouga scolded in just above a whisper
"Yeah I sure as hell do not want to lose my boy parts, they are so young and innocent," Miroku added
"Inuyasha I swear to gods if you get us in trouble I will hunt you down and kill you," Bankotsu informed him
"Yeah, yeah, yeah keep your dick on, will ya, I ain't gonna get us caught?"
"That'd make a nice pair of ear muffs," Kouga teased
"Yes and that one would make a nice fur coat," said Bankotsu
"Gods bless the construction workers who did not plug up the pipe holes in the wall behind the girls shower room," Miroku praised
"Amen brother" Inuyasha said, "Now we get to see wall to wall beavers" he smiled lecherously
"Well now you pricks cannot say that I am the only pervert among you anymore," Miroku told them
"Oh yes that's a nice pelt right there thick healthy lustrous black fur" Bankotsu praised
"Damn fucker talks like he's shopping in a mink store" Inuyasha ragged
"Well it is mink private mink" Bankotsu replied
"Private mink? Miroku asked
"Yeah monk private mink, special mink the kind of mink only girls have" Kouga teased "Get it?
"That brown one is mine boys" Miroku exclaimed
"Brown one? Kouga said
"Over there the brown mink the girl with the full round hips is wearing" Miroku answered "Aka chocolate delight"
"The perv means Sango" Inuyasha joked "Holy shit, I can't believe it"
"What's your problem dog breath?" Kouga teased
"Ka, Kagome's got enough fur to make a hat, gloves, and ear muffs to" Inuyasha exclaimed "Now that's a forest a guy could get lost in face first"
"Wow she is packing, better wear a life jacket if your going to go diving into that bro, make sure you have a machete to" Bankotsu teased "Whoa here comes a red one"
"Ayame" Kouga said
"Ah yes a red flower amongst a sea of ebony" Miroku commented
"Now all we need is a blond and the set is complete" Bankotsu joked "Whoa I was kidding but check that out" they looked a new girl walked in
"Ooo a rare golden mink" almost drooling Miroku joked
"Oh brother" the other males exclaimed
"Classless miscreants" Sesshoumaru who had been looking for and just found them said
"Ow gods damn it Sessh" startled Inuyasha blurted out when he banged his head then clamped his hand over his mouth
"Good work little brother you have just rung the warning bell," Sesshoumaru teased
"Hey who's there, did you hear that? Ayame asked
"Sure did" Sango said, "Well it's not Miroku he is the one I'd be expecting to do that"
"I hate you," the other males whispered to Inuyasha
"Maybe the teeny tiny coward will show us his microscopic size pecker," Kagura taunted
"Nah there's nothing there" playing along Kagome said "But I know that voice girls"
"Microscopic hah?" indignant Inuyasha exclaimed
"Yo crap for brains what the hell are you doing?" Kouga said
"Proving the wenches claim wrong," he replied as he readied himself
"Shit I hope to hell he is not planning on going into the shower room with them" Miroku commented
"He wouldn't" Bankotsu exclaimed
"Bank Inuyasha is one sick dude and as twisted as he is he is definitely going to do it," Kouga stated
"Small hah here's something small," Inuyasha said as he dropped his pants and put his rod into the pipe hole
"Hey I know that dog dick" raunchy Kagura ragged "Its got a snowy patch around it"
"Woof, woof hi my name is big wolfy and if you pat me I will show you my special appreciation" Inuyasha teased in a high pitched voice then panted "I'm lonely pat me"
"Holy shit" Bankotsu exclaimed
"What, what's going on? Shit maybe I should get the hell out of here" Inuyasha said
"No man stay right there don't move" Kouga said
"Really? Inuyasha replied
"Yes little brother she is coming for it" Sesshoumaru told him the others nearly choked trying not to let loose and laugh "Lucky dog she's hot"
"Oh shit" the gloating hanyou cockily said "Ah what the fuck? Uh" he grunted
"She's got it," Bankotsu happily announced "Dog sausage for one"
"Uhhh gods damn it ya wench let go" Inuyasha whined as Kagome latched onto and pulled Inuyasha's shaft
"Wow looks like Kag's likes dog bone" Kouga ragged
"Son of a bitch wench let go" Inuyasha yelled, "You'll break him"
"Nope sorry he's mine now, you gave him to me no takey backeys," Kagome teased
"Fuck wench I didn't give it to ya to break"
While Kagome continued to hold his prized possession her cohorts in crime Kagura, and Sango got the surprise for him, he felt something being tied around his rod just below the head of it not knowing what it was he filled with dread. Kagome let go and Inuyasha breathed a sigh of relief then tried to pull his friend out of the hole but discovered he could not because the girls had tied a rubber dog bone to his shaft
"Hehehehehe" the males who were watching through the other holes laughed
"Farewell little brother and enjoy your bone" Sesshoumaru said "Good dog"
"See ya," the other males added as they made a hasty retreat
"You bastards you could at least get me out first" Inuyasha griped
"Enjoy your bone beloved doggy" Ayame razzed as the girls left
"Nooooo you wenches can't leave me like this, come on have a heart" he whined then all went eerily quiet "Oh Yasha junior is going to die and hasn't explored one cave yet"
"Mister Himura I think Inuyasha needs your help" grinning Kagome stated
"In the girls shower room? Interesting" teacher Naraku replied
"Well we'd like to help him but it's a guy problem, you know" Sango said
"Poor thing's really in need of male assistance," Ayame added
"Well I will have to see to mister Taisho then" Naraku answered "Thank you ladies"
"Thank you mister Himura" the three girls sweetly replied as they walked away
Naraku entered the girls shower room and nearly burst out laughing, "Mister Taisho are you not aware that wall fucking is against school rules and is strictly forbidden?" Barely able to keep a straight face Naraku razzed
"Oh gods kill me now" Inuyasha said "Damn wenches"
"Yes the young ladies informed me that you were in dire need of male assistance" barely able to contain himself Naraku told him, and cut him free
"Thanks man" Inuyasha said
"Anytime, and mister Taisho no more wall humping" Naraku could not resisting one last time
"Gods damn man would you give me a break already, will you?"
"Yes, yes mister Taisho and good luck" gasping Naraku said and burst out laughing
"Shit Kags did you see the size of that thing? Sango commented "It ought to be illegal"
"Yeah he could use that thing as a building support beam," Ayame added
"Girls that is not a penis it's a frigging tree" Kagura joked "Wonder if it's licensed?
"Intimidating bastard, isn't it?" Kagome teased "But seriously if I had not seen it I'd never have believed it I did not they even came in that size"
"I know right?" Ayame agreed "That sucker could win all the amazing dick contests"
"Shit it had to be at least ten inches long" Kagome said "I think I'm scared hide me"
"He's taller then Yash damn then that means Sesshoumaru has at least twelve inches yikes" Kagura added almost stammering
"God's help the women they take as mates because on the mating and honeymoon night they might not survive" Kagome joked the girls laughed
One look tells all, freaky surprise
"Ooo the beavers have arrived" Inuyasha teased the girls as they entered the class
"Acres of lovely velvety soft minks" Miroku added "I worship thee"
'Oh Roku dear I've got a gift for you" Sango cooed
"Really? Miroku asked
"Yup here" she answered and handed him something "Eeeeeee" he shrieked
"Aw the poor pervert shrieked, ah man up ya wuss" Inuyasha needled
"Sacrilege" Miroku exclaimed as he looked at it
"Oh let me have a look" Kouga said then looked "It's a crime" there in the picture was a female's womanhood shaved bald
"It's still a mink, just a rare breed known as a hairless mink you pussies," Ayame wisecracked
"But, but it is an abomination to do that to mother natures masterpiece" Miroku protested
"Eek it's like a shaved rat" Inuyasha teased, "Somebody get a rat trap and if that does not work call animal control"
"Yeah but naked kitty can still purr" Bankotsu razzed
"Depraved perverts" Jakotsu jokingly scolded
Naraku entered his classroom "Hello my dear criminals" are you ready to start poetry class?
"Ohhhhh" they all moaned
"You may use your own creations" Naraku told them
"Do you know what poetry is little brother?" Sesshoumaru needled
"Ah shut it ya giant fuzzy needs neutering fur ball" Inuyasha answered
"Do not get your boy forest in a twist" Sesshoumaru needled
"I just know I am going to enjoy this" Naraku thought "You may start if you'd like mister Taisho"
"Boy forest" Ayame asked
"Yes the male pubic hair patch, like you lovely ladies have your own forest" Miroku told her with a perverted grin
"Oh look at me my name is fluffy the lady killer I am stunningly beautiful but I am no thriller
My eyeliner is on right and my cheek stripes are out of sight
My ass is flat and I am so clumsy I could not even catch a cat
I prance and I dance like I've got ants in my manly pants" Inuyasha teased
"Uncreative as always sir drools a lot" Sesshoumaru said
"Hah at least I've got style" Inuyasha shot back
"I am next sensei" Sesshoumaru said with a wicked devious smirk
"Yes you are" eagerly waiting Naraku said
"Inuyasha has a secret one that if it got out he would deeply regret
Like a mortal dog he sits beneath the full moon with his head thrown back howling like a loon
While down on all fours he spies with his beady little eyes a precious treat and scurries about looking for the perfect spot to bury his bone if by others this was known he'd be toppled from his lordly throne
Oops oh my that just slipped out little brother be a man and like a child would do not pout" Sesshoumaru teased
"That gods damned son of a bitch he promised he'd never tell" Inuyasha mentally griped
"Damn dog breath you really like that deep down earthy taste, don't ya?" Kouga ragged
"Hey Yash ever heard of a freezer? You know frozen fresh" Bankotsu said
"Hey when he sits under the moon you know what he howling fly me to the moon in doggie language" Kouga needled
"I'll fly you to the moon butt head" Inuyasha snapped
"Aw Yash darling don't take on so" Jakotsu teased
"Shut up Tinkerbell. Do you know how bad you smell?" Inuyasha insulted
"Oh the pain like arrows through my heart from me my love wishes to depart
He holds me in his big strong arms and sways me with his sexy manly charms
I know I am his secret love but now for reasons unknown he shoves a dagger deep into my heart and now I know I must flee like a dove" Jakotsu needled
"Jak I'm Going to kill you dead" Inuyasha yelled
"Hehehe, I know" Jakotsu replied "He really does care. Oh Yash I knew you did"
Inuyasha picked up a huge hard cover book"Stay right there and Yasha will show you lots of love" smiling evilly Inuyasha said to fleeing Jakotsu and gave chase
'Don't forget to invite us to the wedding" Ayame razzed
"Well this is the best poetry class I've ever held" Naraku exclaimed
In the closet, gropers paradise
"Monk" Sango said as Miroku's as his hand wandered to her butt
"Yes Sango my love?"
"Your hand remove it" she gritted between clenched teeth
"Ah such a lovely derriere I hate to leave it"
"Bathroom I'll be back" Sango said and left
"Jeez letch do you ever get tired of butt whacking? You know she's going to kill you one day" Inuyasha warned
"Possibly but I shall die a happy smiling man" Miroku answered
"Monk you are truly warped" Sesshoumaru added
Sango returned to class walked over to Miroku, leaned over, and just as she knew it would his hand went straight to her butt. Then with her mouth to his ear whispered "Miroku I cannot take anymore I'm so horny meet me in the closet"
"You mean it?
"Yes monk now move your ass I don't want to wait, I'm so horny I need that man meat" she replied and gave the edge of his ear a quick nip
"Yes ma'am?
"See ya there" Sango said and took off
"Got to go" Miroku said and got up to leave
"Be gentle" Inuyasha teased. Miroku was wide eyed "Yeah I know monk canine hearing, remember?'
"Yes and do take it slow" Sesshoumaru added
At the closet
Miroku neared the closet and a hand reached out and grabbed him "Sango your so different"
"So horny"
"Have no fear doctor Miroku is here"
Sango kissed him and slipped him some tongue and at the same time put his hands on her hips to encourage him, taking the hint Miroku let his eager hands roam her body from the breasts his dream come true and slowly down to his favorite part her backside. After a good groping session, he put one hand between her legs and stroked with his fingers. Sango felt his hardness poking her Miroku was in heaven his hands moved down to her thighs and when one of them touched a thigh he felt something, something that shouldn't be there and gasped then pulled his lips away from hers
"No it can't be not my Sango my dream girl" Miroku thought as he pulled his hand away "I'm hallucinating that's it"
"What's wrong, why did you stop? She asked
"I wanted to look into your eyes" he said "Nice cover" Miroku he thought mentally patting him self on the back
"Continue it felt good your so good with your hands"
"As you wish my love" he replied
Once again his hand slid down to her thigh and he felt it again he gasped hard as his eyes widened in shock and disbelief, And now he knew it was real for a few flash seconds he froze as his mind went numb, the feel Sango's lips on his neck brought him crashing back to reality. His heart pounded like a drum in his chest and only one thought crossed his mind how he must escape, the closet door flew open
"Ahhhhh, it's a, it's a" he screamed as he ran
"It's a what? Inuyasha who had entered the hall asked
"Go and see for your self" Miroku said then disappeared from sight
The poor hanyou was laughing so hard tears streamed down his cheeks "G, good one Sango" he said and was giving her a high five while the others who had heard the scream came into the hall and saw Miroku fleeing "I think he, he's cured and will never want to grope another butt again as long as he lives" Inuyasha got out
"Little brother what is the reason for Miroku's sudden terror? Sesshoumaru asked
"Sango let him grope her and when he felt her thigh he felt a penis, a real looking feeling one on her leg, hehehe" Inuyasha explained "Poor, poor fucker's probably scarred for life"
"And you were in on this little fiasco I presume?" Sesshoumaru said
"You know it"
"I must admit this is one of your finer pieces of work, an exceptional masterpiece indeed. Father will be proud" Sesshoumaru praised
"Why thank you big bro"
"Mutt you are one sick bastard but that was beautiful man" Kouga complimented
"Oh, oh my gods" his laughing classmates gasped
"Mister Taisho? Naraku called
"Gulp, oh shit" Inuyasha exclaimed with a look of fear
"Relax I am not one to ruin such a lovely and most humorous event. In fact I to find it quite enjoyable"
"Mister Himura you are the coolest" Inuyasha praised "Hey you know we're going to have to tell him eventually?"
"Yeah but lets let the trick play on him for a couple of days first" Ayame said
"Remember my little miscreants Naraku Himura never snitches" Naraku told them
"Thanks sensei" they exclaimed
Bathroom break, classroom surprise
A new teacher came to teach at their school one who the students and even the staff would quickly turn to hate a real cold nightmare of a bitch named Suki Wasabi and boy was she going to choose the wrong target. She was the new music teacher as the students assembled for class she introduced her self and took roll call after that they readied to begin. She looked the students over with cold cruel eyes Kagura, Kagome, and Ayame already hated he, Sango had fantasies of kicking her ass
"Before we start I will inform you now there will be no fun and games, or slacking off in my class. I am not a backsliding inefficient slacking off teacher like your Naraku Himura" do you understand? Suki coldly and sarcastically asked
"Slacking off teacher" hah? Naraku who in his classroom heard it with his demonic hearing and was about to go and nail her "Hm, better yet I know who will and is about to nail her better then I" he thought
"Oh this bitch has got to go" Inuyasha thought
"If a guy stuck his dick in the bitch's hole it'd break off from the cold" Kagura whispered to her friends
"What are you talking about? Woman my dick is already shivering with fear" Kouga wisecracked
"Mine has put up a sign business closed until further notice" Sesshoumaru joked
"Shit mine is trying to hide inside my frigging nuts" raunchy Inuyasha added
"Shit I don't have a pecker but my kitty is scared shitless and hiding" Kagome wisecracked "She's folded inside herself"
"What are you lowly slackers talking about there?" Suki bit
"Nothing miss Wasabi" Ayame politely answered
"You can, can the polite little school girl act" Suki snapped
"Bitchy much? Jakotsu said "My friend was simply showing respect to a cold frigid unnecessarily cruel abusive hateful bitch" he insulted
"Hehehe, Jak is our hero" Sango whispered
"I know right?" Bankotsu replied "And though he's not a chick he can be a bigger bitch then her"
"What is going on back there" Suki bit she did not know Sango to well
"I was just telling my friend how much of an uppity cold uptight frigid brainless bitch you are, and how a good fuck might drastically change you for the better" grinning Sango insulted "But then the poor unfortunate guy would die just for trying"
"Just who the hell do you think you are I will not put up with your filth" how dare you speak to your superior like that? Suki snapped
"Hah, superior to a turd maybe, not" Sango shot back "I only give respect to people not corpses"
"Why you little bitc" Suki started but was cut off
"Miss Wasabi may I go to the rest room? Inuyasha sweetly asked
"No you may not" Suki snapped
"Please miss Wasabi I've got to go bad" Inuyasha replied
"To bad mister Taisho stay seated shut up and don't ask again" Suki snapped
"Damn that's a whole hour away" Ayame stated
"She knows not who she is screwing with, oh yes little brother is about to do a dastardly deed" Sesshoumaru thought "Father I wish you were here to witness the coming Inuyasha masterpiece. Damn forgot my cell phone records like a camcorder, hehehe"
"Oh yes one bitch swiftly going down in flames" Naraku who had managed to sneak into the class by using a cloaking spell making him invisible thought
"Ok have it your way" Inuyasha replied and got up walked over to and picked up the trash can "Hope madam douche bag enjoys this" he thought
"Mister Taisho what do you think you are doing? Suki asked "How dare you disobey? Taisho don't you dare" she said as Inuyasha set the trash can down
As shocked white faced wide eyed Suki looked on as Inuyasha quickly positioned himself, held his male pride and peed in the trash can then cast innocent angelic eyes upon Suki "Does that answer your question you nosy bitch?" A boys got to go, when a boys got to go. I wasn't raised in a barn at least I'm using the trash can not the floor"
"At a boy mutt face water that garden" Kouga joked
"He's not leaving me out I want a piece of this action" Sango whispered to Kagura
There was an extra trash can used for paper recycling only Sango quickly grabbed it and squatted over it "Oh crap" Ayame said getting Suki's attention she looked at Sango
"Miss Setsuna what the hell do yo" Suki started
"I gotta take a crap" Sango replied put her hands under her skirt pretending to pull her panties down "Now shut your trap so I can concentrate" will you?
"Go Sango, go Yasha you can do it" the students cheered
"Hey Sango's making chocolate" Jakotsu teased "The good gourmet stuff"
"Yep, and Yasha is making lemon aid" Bankotsu added "Homemade nothing beats that"
"Yasha, Yasha he's our man if he can't do it nobody can" Kagome cheered
"Pigs no class pigs I refuse to remain amongst disrespectful pigs" Suki screeched
"Well here's a parting gift for you" Sango said them hit Suki in the face with something that looked like a turd "Ahhhhh" she screamed and ran out of the class and school
Then suddenly appeared Naraku bent over one of the desks laughing he soon went down on his knees "Inu, Inuyasha Sango I I'm in your debt you rid us of that she devil" he gasped "I, I thank you"
"Damn Prof used an invisibility spell and watched the whole thing" Bankotsu exclaimed "You're the man"
"Beautifully done little brother a true masterpiece" Sesshoumaru praised
"Ah wench is lucky I could'a let my dog half take over and peed on her leg" Inuyasha joked
"Hey Sang is it chocolate yet? Kagome teased
"Nah" Sango said while standing up "Good fake out though, hah? Hehehe she actually thought that piece of chocolate I hit her with was a real turd"
"Yeah like you'd actually waste a good turd on her" Kagome joked
"A memory and vision I and close friends and family will always cherish" Sesshoumaru stated
"Sessh what are you talking about? Ayame who hadn't been paying attention to him asked
"Knowing the big dog here and I do lord memory saver probably filmed the whole demented thing, hehehe" Laughing Inuyasha said
"Yes brother you know me so well" Sesshoumaru replied "I believe father will take tremendous pleasure in viewing this"
"Yeah pops always did have a sick sense of humor, and that's where we get it from so he will definitely love this shit. Hey Sessh he might even throw us a party" Inuyasha said
"One can only hope little brother, one can only hope" Sesshoumaru replied, then called his father
"Hello?
"Father are you near your computer? Sesshoumaru asked
"No, should I be?" Sugimi wisecracked
"Yes you old dog you should now please turn it on?'
"Uh oh, what have you boys done now?"
"Just turn your computer on pop and Sessh will send it to ya it's good shit and lord film a lot does not want to wait until we get home to show you" Inuyasha told him
"Keep your diaper dry I am already turning it on" Sugimi said "Ok send it I'm dying to see what my devils did" as it came up on his computer and played Sugimi watched and nearly peed his pants laughing "Inuyasha my son you, you are one sick boy" he choked out
"Thanks pop glad you approve, I got my deranged side from you"
"My pup peeing in, S, Sango trashcan taking crap" Sugimi gasped "Hehehe, real looking fake out"
"Yeah masterpiece, ain't it?" Inuyasha joked
"Y, you boys are killing me" laughing and gasping for breath Naraku exclaimed
"Naraku" Sugimi said
"Sugimi"
"So you're their teacher you have my sympathies" Sugimi teased
"Pops you know him? Inuyasha asked
"Yes son for a few hundred years now"
"Long time no see dog" Naraku joked
"Yes spider it is" Sugimi answered
"Oh jeez their pals" Inuyasha exclaimed
"Yes boys and I also know Suki Wasabi aka the soul eater she is so mean that is what I nick named her, and all other males to this day call her that she hates it to" Sugimi told them
"Damn pop the second she got in the classroom she started"
"Inuyasha she has always been so"
"Yeah dad wish you could have seen and heard what Sango said and did to the old witch before the trash can thing started"
"Ah but he can little brother he will in about a second" Sesshoumaru stated
"Shit Sessh you filmed everything?
"To quote you little brother you bet your sweet ass I did" Sesshoumaru joked
"Aw guess I'm rubbing of on you hah, you've been around me to long?" Inuyasha teased
Sugimi watched Sango "Perfect description and freaking hilarious" laughing Sugimi said "But should a male be brave enough to attempt to engage her in sexual activities he'd die without his joystick ever making contact"
"That goes for any woman who tries as well" Jakotsu jokingly added
Funeral preparations, meet mister spider
A few days had passed since the Suki incident and the celebrating died down Inuyasha had a plan for he had chosen a new victim one he'd never played tricks on before. Naraku went into the teachers lounge and laid down on the couch for a nap with his arms folded across his chest, he instantly fell into a deep peaceful sleep. Naraku woke up later on with a lily in his folded hands, rosary beads wrapped around his hands. and a white sheet covering his body
"Taishooooo" Naraku screamed
"Oh no Yash what the hell did you do to professor Himura? Kouga asked
"Yeah he's usually happy quiet and easy going and never gets mad" Kagura said
"Nothing" Inuyasha answered with an angelic look
"Bullshit" the others replied then the door burst open and Naraku entered
"Taisho? Naraku called
"Himura, what's up teach?" The wiseass hanyou replied
Noting the look on Naraku's handsome face "Uh oh" the other students exclaimed
"Get ready for some spider loving" suddenly sadistic smiling Naraku said turned into a large human sized spider and closed in on Inuyasha
"Oh holy shit" the students said
"Nice spider want some raw meat hanyou's not on the menu" Inuyasha said
Before he could draw his next breath Inuyasha he was swiftly encased in Naraku's spider legs and wrapped in a cocoon of spider webs, then Naraku nicely sat him in the corner at the back of the classroom. He then turned back into a man smiling evilly at Inuyasha while his classmates laughed their asses off
"And there you will sit until the end of the school day" Naraku nicely informed him
"Ohhhhhhh" Inuyasha moaned
"Ooo spider wrapped hanyou" he heard Sugimi's voice say
"Gods damn it Sessh did you have to call dad and put it on the camera phone?" Inuyasha whined
"Yesssss" Sesshoumaru teased
"Tell me Naraku will you be eating him raw or roasted?" Sugimi joked
"Dad you dirty rotten traitorous dog" Inuyasha complained
"You see old friend that is why I offered my sympathies to you when I learned you were his teacher" Sugimi said "What did he do to you?
"Yes I see why now" Naraku replied, then told him what Inuyasha had done"
"Hey Yash how did your date with Jak go the other day? Kagome teased
"Wench when I get out of these fucking webs I will show you a date" Inuyasha replied
"Oh Yashy do you mean it, you wouldn't tease a girl now would ya?" Kagome said
"Taking a mate are we? Sugimi teased "Remember slow and steady"
"Yeah when is the wedding? You have to buy the rings and everything" Kagome needled
"Oh girls we just have to help Jak pick out a dress"
"Rings, wedding, pick out a dress hah?" Inuyasha said "We'll just see about that"
"Miko beware of dog" Sesshoumaru joked
A feral growl was heard and two golden eyes reddened half way, then the spider web encasing the hanyou lay in shreds on the floor "Uh oh" Kagome exclaimed
"Yes uh oh wench" evilly smiling Inuyasha replied and laughed menacingly
"Ah got to go" Kagome exclaimed and ran
"Run little mouse said the cat" he said as he pursued her
With the others
"Ohhh Kags is in deep trouble now" Sango commented
"Fun trouble I bet" Miroku said
"Damn monk do you ever get your head out of a girls panties long enough to see something other then lechery? Kouga asked
"Why when that is such a wonderful place to be, and besides I never get tired of looking at the hidden forest" Miroku replied
"No Kouga that is where his head will be when he dies" Kagura teased
"Yes in my sweet Sango's panties" Miroku said
"Why am I not surprised? Bankotsu added
"Because he is the king of all perverts and lechers, he even has his own union" Ayame spoke
Inuyasha, and Kagome
"Well my little wenchykins what was that about rings, a dress, and a wedding, hm?" Inuyasha taunted as he locked the door to an empty classroom he currently had Kagome trapped in "Speak now or forever hold your peace"
"What dress, and wedding, I don't remember anything about that?" Kagome feigned memory loss
"Really? Then let me remind you with a little refresher" Inuyasha said
"Come on Yash I was just having fun with you"
"So you do remember" he teased
"Gulp, um"
In a split second Kagome was laying on her back on top of the teachers desk as her hanyou leaned over her keeping her caged with his arms at her sides he grinned wickedly while she looked at him wide eyed. With his nose to her neck, he began scenting her inhaling deep he then buried his nose in her cleavage lingering there for a time. Kagome's mind raced with a million thoughts and multiple scenarios ran through his head
"Inuyasha?
"Hmmm"
"What are you doin" she started to say but was cut off when his head left her bosom and his lips swiftly covered hers
With the others
"Hey do you think the mutt caught Kagome? Kouga asked
"Little brother is a persistent dog" Sesshoumaru said "And the miko is now his prey"
"Shit maybe she sat him so bad he's unconscious" Jakotsu joked
"Maybe their taking a nap" Miroku said and wiggled his eyebrows in a suggestive way
"Jeez letch do you ever take a break from hentai land?" Sango asked
"Lady Sango I would not dream of doing such a thin" Miroku never got to finish because of what came next
"Oh Inuyasha"
"Kagome"
"Yes Inuyasha yes" Kagome called out
"Ah shit Kagome"
Was heard over the school PA system, yup in his haste Inuyasha had accidentally hit the PA system button turning it on letting the whole school hear their most pleasurable activity. Then a growl echoed throughout the school and they all knew it was the mating growl sounded while marking a mate, Sesshoumaru was wearing the biggest smirk in history
"Sessh you didn't? Kagura asked
"Ah but he did" Bankotsu said
"Yes I will never deny my sire the privilege of enjoying such wondrous events" Sesshoumaru replied while voice recording it
"Our baby boy is all grown up" Naraku joked
"Gods help the world" Kouga said
"Why is that" Ayame asked
"Because the horror later on there'll be lots of little mutt faces running around" Kouga teased
Over an hour later Inuyasha, and Kagome returned to class looking innocent as if nothing had happened "Ah shit Kagome" Kouga ragged
"Oh Inuyasha" Sango added
"What the fuck were you fuckers spying on us, did you hide a camera somewhere? Ya sick bunch of warped minded perverts" Inuyasha scolded
"Gods is nothing sacred around here? Kagome said
"Stop bitching mutt you're the one who turned on the PA system, hell now the whole damn school knows you were playing desk jockey, ride the miko" Kouga needled
"What? What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't' turn on the PA system" Inuyasha started then remembered the PA system button near the teacher's desk "Oh shit I hit"
"Yeah mutt you hit the button, hehehe" Kouga laughed "Thanks that was better then radio programs"
"Oh I am going to die" with her hands covering her face Kagome said
"So who gives a rat's ass nobody saw anything" Sango stated
"Crap I will never live this down" Inuyasha complained
"Inuyasha got some bootay" Kagura razzed "Ride the beaver"
"Yup repair woman Kagome lubed his wheels "Jakotsu added
"Yes little brother played plumber and installed a major pipeline" Sesshoumaru teased "Do not forget to pay the miko for plumbing services rendered, and give her a generous tip one thousand dollars but nothing less"
"Are you mates? Jakotsu asked "Will there be a wedding to"
"Yes I wish to know this to" Sesshoumaru said
"Sesshoumaru you suck. And Jakotsu go hump a rock" Inuyasha insulted not wanting to tell them "And none of your business
"You better not have loved and left our Kag's" Jkotsu fake scolded
"Yes little brother I hope you did the right thing" Sesshoumaru ragged even though they already knew the truth
"Sesshoumaru you giant dogs butt we're mates" Inuyasha bit then realized what he'd done and smacked his own head "Crap"
"Yes we already knew" Sesshoumaru stated
"Pa system, remember?" Ayame reminded
"Yes my hanyou friend trimmed that bush" Miroku razzed
"Buzz, buzz" Kagura added
"Damn that was some freaking hot top notch audio porn" Bankotsu teased "Oh yeah the deep dark forest like coffee good to the last drop"
"Ah shit Kagome" Kouga repeated Inuyasha's words of passion heard over the PA system then added a few of his own "Oh yes ooo Kagome it feels so good oh my nuts I think they're gonna bust. Oh, oh ,oh Kagome I, I'm com, coming" he screamed faking an orgasm
"Kougaaaaa" Inuyasha screeched
"Yes dear?
"Your dead" Inuyasha said
"I know, so what else is new?" he replied then took off getting the chase he wanted "Try and keep up Yashy cakes" Kouga taunted
"When I get my gods damned claws on you your going to be wolf burger" Inuyasha snapped
"Don't play to rough boys" Kagura teased
"Damn not even mated a whole day yet and he's on the warpath already" Sugimi's voice was heard
"Sessh you had your dad on line all this time? Sango asked
"Yes this time broadcast live" Sesshoumaru answered
"PA system and everything? Jakotsu asked
"Yes" Sesshoumaru replied laughing "I detest leaving anything out"
"Sesshoumaru you rule" Jakotsu said
"Hello new daughter" Sugimi greeted Kagome
"Hi papa Taisho"
"Oh no, no dear it's papa your family" Sugimi told her
"Thanks papa" Kagome replied
'"Crap when Inuyasha finds out his dad knows, and heard everything over the PA system he might have a frigging heart attack" Bankotsu stated "Hehehe"
At Sugimi's house
After the food was eaten and during the mating celebration party "Shit pops is up to no good" Kouga whispered to Sesshoumaru
"Yes and father is a deranged one" Sesshoumaru stated
"Any minute now" Sango said
"Inuyasha son? Sugimi sweetly called
"Ya what is it pops?
"Ah shit Kagome" Sugimi ragged
"Sesshoumaru you fucking prick you played that for dad bastard?" Inuyasha yelled
"Yeah sure, why not?" smiling Sesshoumaru casually answered
"I'm going to kill you for real this time"
"No thanks your to slow, and I have no patience for it" Sesshoumaru needled
"You asshole" Inuyasha snapped and lunged arms outstretched and claws aimed at his brother
"Yawn, well I guess this'll do and I am bored" Sesshoumaru needled as he dodged his brother with ease "Try just a little bit to keep up" he said to rile Inuyasha then ran and Inuyasha chased
"Be back before nine boys tonight is a school night" Sugimi joked as if they were only twelve years old