Now that Eric and Sookie are "Married" their life is far from perfect. They still argue like a normal "human" couple would. These are drabbles about Eric and Sookie's day to day…err… night to night… married life. Enjoy!

A/N: After reading Vitzy's, AlphaEn's and of course Honeypop's HILARIOUS as hell mini/one shots, I thought I'd give funny a try…. I'm prolly left in the shade compared to them but, I hope you like what I got to offer.

So After a conversation I was having with my boyfriend and he made a sarcastic comment… which then made me remember a line in a story that I read by RheyaKelvin: The Watcher… (I told him and he laughed his ass off by the way Rheya) ;) and this is what came out of my crazy head:

Mini Disclaimer: They belong to Charlaine Harris

Rated M for Adult content

That Time of the Month Argument

SPOV

After my shower I walked in and found my gorgeous husband lying in bed in all his glory with his nostrils flared. I hated the second day/night of my period when it's at its heavies. Me and the Viking have a standing argument…..

"Uh, uh not tonight honey." I said as I walked into my closet.

"Why not? It's not like we have not made love at this time before." He said. I walked out to see him pouting. I laughed at the sight. I always found it so adorable when he does that. It makes him seem so human.

"Because…" I drew out the word "I have a hard time keeping your face out of there." I stressed the last word.

"I live on blood, or did you forget?" he said sarcastically

"Eric! It's disgusting." I cringed

"Not to me it isn't." he grinned wickedly and pushed so much lust at me my knees wobbled.

"Fine!" I said petulantly "You don't play fair." I glared at his sexy full blown smile at my caving.

I threw my "that time of the month" unsexy grannie panties, sweats, and t-shirt onto the window seat, took off my towel and got into bed. He excitedly kissed me and then did his thing and I tried to enjoy it. I always got off (multiple times) while he played in my nether region, but I just couldn't get comfortable. Feeling that I wasn't he sighed and gave up then kissed his way back up to my lips.

"Ewww!" I said pulling my face away and he rolled his eyes.

"What? you've kissed me after I've had your blood before." He said a little bit irritated with me.

"Not that blood." I replied a little squeamish.

"Sookie, think of it as kissing me after having a…." he paused struggling for something a human would eat "… a rare London Broil." He said.

"Hmph! More like a stale beer after 10,000 cigarettes." I mumbled and he laughed that delicious laugh of his.

He bent down looking me in the eyes and took one of my nipples into his mouth and bit. I let out a painful gasp at the suddenness of it.

"Eric!" I hissed and slapped him on the shoulder. After a few of pulls he licked his lips and said…..

"There washed down with a glass of 1978 Montrachet." He said with his sexy grin. It was my turn to laugh and I let my Viking kiss me. A/N: LOL! REVIEW PLEASE!