Season 1 episode 1

Game show: "So you think you can be a warrior?"

Judges:

Foxfur – flame furred tom with long snout like a fox, team: not yet established

Swiftbreeze – lithe brown she cat, team: not yet established

Cloudwisp – skinny white she cat with gray wisps, team: not yet established

Earthpelt – broad shouldered brown tom, team: not yet established

Foxfur – "Welcome to *So you Think you can be Warrior* the show that could be illegal, where twolegs who think they are better than us, compete at warrior skills to win *snickers* "fabulous" prizes.

Swiftbreeze – "What! This isn't legal!"

Earthpelt – "More importantly, I was supposed to lead off the show! This is an outrage!"

*Swiftbreeze and Earthpelt jump on Foxfur in a screeching mass of fur and claws*

Cloudwisp - *padding in front of the quarreling cats* While these fur balls fight about nothing, I would like to introduce you to the contestants who were chosen by us shallow judges. If you don't believe how shallow we are, watch this." *gestures with her tail to a monitor in the corner of the studio*

*Screen features the judges behind a fallen tree acting as a judge's panel watching twolegs at the auditions.*

Earthpelt - *random twoleg walks onto stage* "I hate him, he's ugly, NEXT."

Cloudwisp – "Earthpelt, could you at least wait until we can properly judge the twoleg next time.

Earthpelt – "I know I should, but he was just rubbing my fur the wrong way!"

Foxfur – "By walking on stage? I can't believe you even got this judge position."

Swiftbreeze – "No need to be so harsh Foxfur, but he's right Earthpelt, how did you get on this show."

Earthpelt – "I bribed the executive producer."

*Other judges sigh at this reply as another twoleg walks onstage*

Cloudwisp – "Great starclan, this girl is so cute. *to the girl* You're advancing on my team, Congradulations!"

*Girl walks of stage screeching with excitement*

Earthpelt – "Really, that's how you choose twolegs."

Foxfur – "If you choose everyone like that, you apprentice twolegs are going to lose for sure."

Swiftbreeze – "Plus, that girl wasn't even that cute; her top did not match her hair."

*All judges stare at Swiftbreeze*

Swiftbreeze – "Did I just say that out loud?"

*Judge panel nods in a shocked silence*

Swiftbreeze – "ooohhhhhhh."

*awkward silence for a couple more seconds broken by another twoleg entering the room*

Foxfur – "Hello, why do you think you can be a…"

Swiftbreeze – "I hate its shirt! This twoleg is a loser!"

Random twoleg – "WHAT, you're just stupid cat! I don't deserve this; my shirt is just solid white!"

Foxfur – "You can't talk to her like that! You piece of fox dung!#!$!#$!#$"

*He goes on ranting for a bit longer*

Cloudwisp – "Calm down you stupid fur ball, and just push that colorful blinking button." *tilts head toward a button at the edge of the judges panel*

Foxfur – "Oooo colorful. *pounces on button* Now what does that do Cloudwisp?"

Cloudwisp – "You'll see."

Earthpelt –"I believe that is the…"

*everybody's attention is distracted by the screaming twoleg who just fell through a trap door*

Earthpelt – "…. pitfall, button."

Swiftbreeze – "Wow, that drop was at least 3 seconds deep."

Foxfur – *sighs* "I feel better, did the twoleg offend you too much Swiftbreeze?"

Swiftbreeze – "Nope, I'm good."

*monitor fades to black*

Cloudwisp – "I hope you enjoyed that little bit of our qualifying rounds!"

*The other three cats are lying on the ground panting, Foxfur is now just a slightly darker shade of orange fur, with clumps missing on his pelt and a tear in his ear. Swiftbreeze has a scratch above her eye, and a few on her shoulders. Earthpelt has some hair missing on his tail and is missing a claw on his front left pad.*

Cloudwisp – *glancing behind her* "Whoa, are you guys okay?"

Earthpelt – "What did I miss?"

Foxfur – "oohhhhhh"

Swiftbreeze – "Wasn't Foxfur's pelt a lighter orange before?"

Cloudwisp – "Come on guys, get up, you already missed most of the show. At least introduce your team."

Foxfur – "oohhhhhh"

Earthpelt – "Errr I guess we got a little carried away on the little red dude."

Swiftbreeze – "Yah, and I guess all he meant was we hadn't been rated as legal or not by the CAT (Cat's Association of Television) yet.

Foxfur – "ooowwwwwwww!"

Cloudwisp – "Well, I guess he'll just have to announce his team last. Earthpelt, would you do the honors?"

Earthpelt – "Certainly, and I believe we will be addressing them as apprentice names right?"

Swiftbreeze – "Of course."

Foxfur – "ohhh"

Cloudwisp – "Thank you for that input Foxfur…. Mouse dung, you guys were harsh on him."

Earthpelt – "Umm yeah. Time to announce the teams, My team consists of:

*twolegs are walking across a stage as he announces them*

The she twoleg with fluffy brown hair (off in the distance the twoleg yells, clearly insulted) is Cottenpaw.

The tom with dark hair is Boulderpaw.

Finally, the beefy tom with no hair is Smoothpaw."

Cloudwisp – "My turn, the tom with only a bit of brown hair, is Patchpaw

The she twoleg with blond hair and blue eyes is Goldenpaw

The tom with reddish brown hair is Russetpaw."

Swiftbreeze – "I guess I'm next.

The skinny she twoleg with brown hair is Gorsepaw

The red haired tom is Sunpaw

The blond she twoleg is Petalpaw."

Foxfur – "owww."

Cloudwisp – "Great starclan, this could be a problem."

Foxfur – "I can do this. *moans quietly to himself*

The she twoleg with red hair is angerpaw

The tom with *owwww* spiky brown hair is painpaw

The tom with salt and pepper hair is *ooaahhh* revengepaw"

*Foxfur collapses in pain and groans pitifully*

Earthpelt – "Nice names…."

Swiftbreeze – "Is this going to be a problem for us later?"

Cloudwisp - *padding to the front of the group* "As a result of the past … complications, that's all the time we have for this week. Join us next week for the start of the challenge portion of *So you Think you can be a Warrior*!"

~~~Show stops broadcasting~~~