Beyond this line is the point of no return and is probably rated ABOVE M, so you can skip it if you want. But I'm just warning you, it is very…Over M-rated.
Disclaimer: I don't own glee…but they would probably be saying stuff like this if I did…
Santana Lopez Like if you think I'm normal, comment if you think I need a brain scan
Mike Chang Brain scan
Santana Lopez ...I have to agree
Noah Puckerman You don't need a brain scan. U need a narnian brain surgeon. *grabs knife* ok let's do this!
Santana Lopez Uhhh... aren't we banned from there?
Noah Puckerman ...they don't need to know
Santana Lopez Awwww but I wanna jab them with a stick! Oh and FYI Mike, bad move commenting on this XD
Noah Puckerman yes...Mike... You just caused a chain effect of ungodly randomness
Santana Lopez magnificent microwave...
Noah Puckerman HAXXXXXXXXX
Santana Lopez candy mountain Charlie, candy mounnttaaaiiiinnnn
Tina Cohen-Chang Comment! :)... See u tomorrow :)
Santana Lopez Yuppers! Ma said 4:30 right?
Noah Puckerman Ma said that when I grow up imma be a llama herder that sells "taffy"…
Santana Lopez huh?
Noah Puckerman XD i HATE LADDERS
Santana Lopez You know what i hate? Pineapple. It's nor made of pine, or apple. It's just stupid
Noah Puckerman ITS A CONDEMENT DIDN'T YOU KNOW? O.o
Santana Lopez OWW! YOU IDIOT I WAS CHEWING ON THE PHONE WHEN U REPLIED! ...i think my teeth shifted…
Noah Puckerman AND I WIN AGAIN
Santana Lopez Me: yelling random sentences
Mom: "Santana calm down just breath"
Me: "NO!" *Holds breath*
Noah Puckerman ...kinky ;)
Santana Lopez Shh. I'm concerning my parents. Idk how though *rolling on floor yelling Don't Rain on My Parade*
Noah Puckerman ...happy tree friends
Noah Puckerman SANTANA JOIN ME FOR A FRIDAY NIGHT FULL OF THROWING TORSOS DOWN A HALLWAY
Santana Lopez XD
Noah Puckerman JOIN ME
Santana Lopez Ok! *Rachel Berry randomly pops into my room*
Noah Puckerman XD
Santana Lopez Pfft, like that's never happened to you
Noah Puckerman *throws a torso down a hall* sorry what i was enjoying myself
Santana Lopez ...*rolls down hallway* wee! This is fun!
Artie Abrams I'm confused its Saturday, not Sunday, why are you throwing torsos now?
Noah Puckerman XD
Artie Abrams *Friday
Santana Lopez Well... because... because... DONT JUDGE!
Artie Abrams okay i wont judge, not that i was. I was just curious as to why on Saturday when he said Friday's
Santana Lopez ...maybe on earth its Saturday. WELCOME TO NARNIA WHERE ITS ALWAYS FRIDAY!
Rachel Berry yesssssssh
Noah Puckerman shell never know *throws torso*
Artie Abrams Ha! I'm welcome there even though i was sooooo creeping you
Santana Lopez ...creep... you stole my wallet
Noah Puckerman Santana...can i poke your friends? XD
Santana Lopez ...define poke
Rachel Berry ...and where?
Artie Abrams yes i did but only because i though you had the same candy the stranger gave me yesterday
Santana Lopez Omg Rach. No. bad! This isn't lunch!
Noah Puckerman I want to make a comment, but i dont want the fb police on my ass
Santana Lopez XD
Noah Puckerman ...eh fuck it
Rachel Berry WHO SAID I ONLY DID IT AT LUNCH? Ain't nothing gonna hold me down! Anyway, if you get poked too much, doesn't it go to the next level?
Rachel Berry Arm
Stomach
Thigh
Leg
In between
Santana Lopez Erin, what did I say about strangers? Only go for them if they have cupcakes!
Artie Abrams oh that's so horrible
Noah Puckerman I said poke...unfortunately, I never said with what O.o
Artie Abrams but the candy it was so yummy and they said i could have it if i got into the car
Santana Lopez Rach! NO! BAD! U SICK PERVERT! And FYI Matt's with me XD
Rachel Berry Life tip here: ALWAYS TALK TO STRANGERS!
Rachel Berry ...or pervs like Matt!
Santana Lopez No, cupcakes.
Rachel Berry Talk to cupcakes? That's dirty...XD
Artie Abrams but you know you want to Rach!
Santana Lopez Puck, go make cupcakes. Mandy owes me one, but nooooo she won't bring one
Santana Lopez Jesus Christ XD
Noah Puckerman dont worry I'll get the rape drugs...err frosting
Tina Cohen-Chang I think you guys just broke my iPod...
Rachel Berry XD San! Eat the rape cupcake...I know a guy JUST right for you XD
Rachel Berry and not the masturbating toddler
Santana Lopez Tina, your welcome. Puck, not the roofies again... ik my monster tasted funny XD
Artie Abrams psht we all know it's not frosting when it's from a stranger...
Rachel Berry ...ignored here?
Noah Puckerman but I'm not a stranger O.o
Rachel Berry Wait...holy crap, is it white frosting? DONT EAT THE WHITE FROSTING!
Santana Lopez if u say Puck again, you're going to learn what is like to have your face on the INSIDE of your skull
Artie Abrams nooooooo you're not... you are strange, and say er, you are a stranger
Santana Lopez No you're not you're a Puckerman
Noah Puckerman I'm out of torsos *cries*
Santana Lopez No that's a zack. And Debbie tht face comment was toward u
Rachel Berry ...O.o WTF? I was trying to be helpful and stuff...forget you. But go ahead, eat the frosting. Let's see who gets pregnant-.-
Artie Abrams i can give you some torsos, i think they're still in my closet
Noah Puckerman she keeps the dead hookers in her closet too? IM NOT ALONE
Santana Lopez Rach just, just no. i will set you up with Jew-fro
Artie Abrams i can't leave them around my house my parents will wonder what I'm up to
Rachel Berry hookers? You gotta go for the big guns...PROSTITUTES. HIGH CLASS PROSTITUTES
Santana Lopez Who said they were hookers?
Artie Abrams he did (: he likes them that way
Brittany Pierce Aren't hookers the same as prostitutes?
Rachel Berry XD Um yeah...I will throw Jew-fro off the face of the planet...and then I will set you up with JESSE ST. DOUCHEBAG
Rachel Berry …and Brittany, no. Not HIGH CLASS PROSTITUTES!
Noah Puckerman HIGH CLASS? Pfft just slap em once or twice get a beer make a sandwich and all is good
Brittany Pierce WHAT ARE HIGH CLASS PROSTITUTES?
Artie Abrams the ones without diseases and get paid more who doesn't know that
Santana Lopez Oh corky XD oblivious. And Rachel, he's still scared of me a lil from when he bit me and i hit him over the head with a rock...
Rachel Berry XD...the ones who are good enough to buy the toys...and steal money when you're not looking. San, I'm so proud of you XD Just eat the damn cupcake. I already have appointments.
Santana Lopez Uh no, that's the way to your heart zack XD
Brittany Pierce "without diseases" please, everyone knows that all hookers/prostitutes carried/carries at least ONE STD
Noah Puckerman XD
Santana Lopez Omg Rach XD stop poisoning her mind.
Artie Abrams not if it's the first night on the job ever
Santana Lopez Ok you know it's true
Brittany Pierce true Erin. But when their shift is over, they'll have it. Just wait.
Rachel Berry Who? I poison everyone's minds!
Santana Lopez Wouldn't that be a really cheap one?
Brittany Pierce My mind is NOT poisoned. I'm just this creepy/insane.
Rachel Berry TOLD YOU!
Artie Abrams i dont wanna wait till it's done I'll be in bed by then
Santana Lopez No, you don't know creepy or insane till u sit with us at lunch
Artie Abrams O.o oooo oooooo what am I then Annie?
Noah Puckerman OR I HAVE A CHAT LONGER THAN 2 MINUTES WITH U .
Rachel Berry ...by creepy/insane. Do you mean the evolution theory, or the young masturbators theory?
Rachel Berry oooo oo oo or the pregnant Santana theory?
Brittany Pierce No, I meant the theory of how Eve got f*cked. LOL.
Santana Lopez Rachel! NVR SPEAK OF IT!
Santana Lopez Omg, IM NOT PREGNANT!
Rachel Berry WHICH ONE? There are so many...THE PEN JOB THEORY! THE MIKE CHANG THEORY, THE ELEVATOR GAME, THE SLIMY TOMATO THEORY!
Brittany Pierce "The Mike Chang Theory" O.K...that's just creepy
Rachel Berry Ok San, You're not pregnant now. The thing where how you would treat your child if you DID have one
Santana Lopez Mike and Tina theory XD
Santana Lopez XD
Rachel Berry OH YEAH! The one about the green balls or the virginity loss?
Santana Lopez What? No! Neither! Damn you creepy lunch discussions!
Santana Lopez Puck feel free to intervene anytime here
Rachel Berry I love how I start all of them...and then EVERYBODY CONTRIBUTES! It's not just me who made this mind...I stole all the chunks of dirty people I know and just made it
Noah Puckerman WHY, HOW DARE U DISTURB ME WHEN IM TAKING HOOKER SOULS...WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE CUZ THEY DONT HAVE SOULS
Brittany Pierce RACHEL, DON'T STEAL STUFF. IT'S BAD. ESPECIALLY STUFF ABOUT VIRGINITY, MASTURBATION AND COOKIES.
Rachel Berry ...Hey, it's not me who has green balls! ASK MIKE! SANNIE, WE NEED NOAH AT OUR TABLE ASAP
Brittany Pierce Oh lord. I'm so glad I don't sit at your table. XD
Santana Lopez Puck this is what lunch would be like if u went to my school, js
Noah Puckerman Uhhh some ones v-card was stamped? XD
Artie Abrams WHY AM I NOT SITTING AT YOUR TABLE AND IM WITH BRITTANY?
Rachel Berry HEY! IT WOULD BE AWESOMERIFIC... THE BONER THEORIES 1 AND 2
Santana Lopez What? Puck, why?
Rachel Berry CUZ HE THOUGHT WE WERE...WERE...NORMAL!
Rachel Berry WE NEED TO PROVE HIM WRONG
Santana Lopez Yeah, if u look at our table Brittany and we are laughing, you know what it's at
Brittany Pierce "Normal" THIS IS WMHS, NO ONE IS NORMAL.
Artie Abrams you are in no way normal
Noah Puckerman u guys seem stable compared to my friends XD
Rachel Berry PFFT! NORMAL? SANNIE, DO YOU HEAR THAT? NO ONE AT OUR TABLE HAS EVER BEEN NORMAL
Artie Abrams does anyone else here like to bring their fairy to be eaten by their dragon while its cuddling with their shark after their hippo died?
Santana Lopez Pfft "stable" this isn't the half of it
Noah Puckerman isn't that the same thing but more insulting oo
Rachel Berry Well, it depends...is the dragon boning the shark while its boning the dead hippo?
Santana Lopez Naahhhh... hehe hippos. Where the hell is Kurt when we need him?
Rachel Berry ...in the rape dungeon...on the Far East side of Pervertopia
Santana Lopez I really hope no one else sees this...
Artie Abrams my dead hippo is buried already so that'd be weird but the dragon and shark are hidden in my desk alone so
Noah Puckerman i lost so many people in the rape dungeon that day. Poor souls
Rachel Berry ...that gives me so much wiggle room XD
Brittany Pierce "i really hope everyone else sees this" ok I'll tag everyone on my friends list
Rachel Berry NO!
Santana Lopez Its the school version of the tack box XD
Noah Puckerman XD
Rachel Berry Damn rape dungeon! Can't keep a few teenage girls alive for more than one day!
Santana Lopez Uhhh Rach, something you'd like to share?
Noah Puckerman SHE HAS A POINT
Rachel Berry Naahhhh...maybe Mike the Molester would...
Rachel Berry oh no...I'll tell u later Sannie...later
Noah Puckerman its either a black dies first or a teenage girl feels the wrath of a machine O.o
Santana Lopez Poor Mike. He's gonna be scared when he sees this
Rachel Berry Wait a second...Eat the goddamn cupcake and I gotta get you to the rape dungeon immediately. Like I said, you have appointments Ms. Vigilante
Rachel Berry OMG...MIKE'S GONNA EXPLODE......CHILDHOOD HUMOR
Artie Abrams oh nooooooooooooooooo!
Santana Lopez Yes and I'm not one of them
Rachel Berry ...WHAT?
Santana Lopez I'm not one of your appointments
Artie Abrams mwehehehehehehehehe I made an evil giggle even though I'm like an angel
Fbfbfbfb
Artie Abrams to all the people who died during that comment…
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Rachel Berry This is gonna be our inside joke for a long long time
Santana Lopez Amen Berry, amen.