A Guy's "Secret" ^_^

Written By: Neon Greywords
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I got the idea for this from one of a friend's funny comics, which he got the idea from a gag in the anime Blue Seed. *still waiting to see that scene* ^_^ This is meant to be funny, not hentai... so please dun flame me if ya dun like this! I'm also am kinda bad at fanfics, so sorry about that! Thanx! ^_^v

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At Marina's sleepover, Marina, Lilka, Kanon, and Marivel were all bunched up on Marina's room, giggling madly and making a big fuss over... something! O.o; In Ashley's room, next to Marina's, Ashley had Brad, Tim, and Pooka with him. They were all sitting there wondering why the heck those girls wouldn't shut up... ~_~;

"Lemmie see! Lemmie see!" Marivel pleaded, as Kanon held a few photos up in the air, just out of everyone's reach.

Kanon whacked Marivel on the head and yelled, "Get away from me, you filthy vermin! Everyone is gonna get to look!!"

Marivel screeched and yelled, "What did you CALL ME?!!" Marivel lunged at Kanon, who clonked her on the head again. Marivel fell onto the floor and Kanon backed away from her.

"Okay! Now let's make sure the guys won't find out!" ^_^ Kanon annouced, and Marina ran over and locked her door.

"Common! Don't hog 'em, Marina! I wanna see!" Lilka begged as she sat on the bed w/ Marina, who was drooling over the pictures.

Marina giggled madly and said, "He wears boxers!! HEHEHE!!!" ^__^

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In Ashley's room...

Brad, Tim, and Pooka : O.o;

Ashley blushes. "Eee-hee!..."

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Kanon yelled as she felt Marivel grab her leg. "EEEEK!! She has my leg! Auugh!"

"I'll teach you not to call a Crimson Noble a filthy vermin!!" Marivel screamed, biting Kanon's leg.

"Owwww!!! Son of a--!! AUGH!!" Kanon hollered, trying to kick a crazed Marivel off of her leg. O.o;

Lilka asked Marina, "What about Brad??" ^^

Marina stopped drooling a moment and flipped through the pics, ignoring the two brawling in her room completely.

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Brad blushed. "Ahh! Don't listen to them!! No!!"

The others: O.O;;

Ashley is still blushing... "Oh, great... they have pictures of us!"

Brad freaked, "They WHAT?!?!" O.O;;;

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Marina giggled madly... "hehe... briefs..." ^__^

Lilka's eyes widened, "Really? Lemmie see!!" She saw the pic. "Oh, my!!" ^__^;

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Brad blushes more. "Ahhh.... " O.O;;

Tim and Ashley plugged their ears and Ashley started yelling, "Lalala!! I can't hear them!! Lalala! I dun wanna know!! Lalala..!"

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Marina giggled, "Hey! There's Irving, too!" ^^

Lilka looked and said, "Boxers...!" ^^;;;

Kanon was beating down on Marivel. "I'll teach you to bite me!! I don't want anyone sucking my blood, you nasty creature!!"

"Ung! Ow!" Marivel pleaded, "Ow! No! Ouch! I'd never - ow! - suck yer blood! Ow!! Yours tastes nasty anyway!!"

Lilka giggled, "Did she take any of Tim?"

"That would be sick..." Kanon said, "He's only 12 years old anyway! I'm not taking pics of a kid!"

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Tim sighs with relief. ^_^ Ah ha, guys.

Brad and Ashley: O.o;

Pooka floats there. "heh!"

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And the rest I'll leave for you all to wonder about. ^_^; Again, this was meant to be FUNNY!! Common, doesn't the thought of Marivel biting Kanon's leg make ya wanna fall over laughing?
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*a cricket chirps*
DARNIT! ~_~;