Author's Note:

This came from a picture, which I posted on deviantART... yeah, nonsensical. It's really more of a drabble than a one-shot, but I figured it's a great start to my P&F kick.

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Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz cackled evilly- evil being relative, there was no actual proof that the self-designated Doctor was actually a bad person- and stepped back.

"At last! My Time-And-Relative-Dimensions-In-Space-INATOR is finished! With this device, I will take over not only the Tri-State area, but the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!"

"..." Perry glared from his cookie-cutter trap, clearly unimpressed.

Heinz glanced over and put his hands on his hips. "Wha- what's that look, Perry the Platypus? It's genius, no one can stop me! Evil, right?"

The platypus just rolled his eyes.

"Oh forget about you. Now!" The scientist lifted up a nifty purple-and-green remote dramatically. "It is activated!"

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"I, uh, I don't know why it's making that noise, but I'm sure it's perfectly normal."

The machine appeared fully in phase, much bigger than either of the observers would have guessed.

"Well that's weird, it doesn't look like an inator, it looks like a police box from a 1940's movie I watched this one time-"

All at once, a mess of brown hair over a slender face and lanky body popped out from behind the Inator.

"Why, hello there." He spoke.

In shock, the scientist and the agent just stared.

"Uh... he didn't show up on the instructions..."

"What's this, then?" The man put his hands on his hips, as if scolding a small child. "What are you doing with my TARDIS?"

Still speechless, Doofenshmirtz just stared for a moment.

"Your... tarrdis? Wait, you mean the Time-And-Relative-Dimensions-In-Space-Inator?"

The Doctor stared. "...TARDIS-inator? Interesting." He shook his head, looking around. "As much as I'd love to stay and chat, I'm afraid I must- is that a platypus in a fedora?"

He finally noticed Perry, still wriggling in the cookie-cutter trap.

"Who, him? Oh that's just Perry the Platypus. He's uh... he's my nemesis."

"Your... nemesis... is a platypus?"

"A secret agent platypus!" Heinz protested defensively. "I'm an evil scientist, he's a secret agent... we're nemesis...es. It works."

Perry just growled and rolled his eyes again.

Still staring, the Doctor slowly nodded. "Right... okay... well," He blinked, then looked back at Heinz. "I'm going to need my ship, and I must be off." He gave a slight bow, then slipped into the TARDIS. "Have a nice day!"

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Doof looked at Perry.

"Well that was awkward."