I got this idea from the beginning of 'Nobody's Perfect' by Jessie J. Even if you don't like the song or artist, it reminded me so much of Jess, I just had to write this! I decided to upload the five times as separate chapters, but there'll only be a short gap between them all. Hopefully I can get most (or all) of them up tonight.

I hope you like it!

"When I'm nervous, I have this thing, yeah, I talk too much. Sometimes I just can't shut the hell up. It's like I need to tell someone. Anyone who'll listen."

- Nobody's Perfect, Jessie J.

Amusement

"Remind me again why I'm still here?" Becker sighed as he approached the hub.

Jess swung in her chair to reach the monitor on her left, giving him a cheerful smile as he slapped a file onto her desk. "Because you volunteered to write that report for Matt so that he could have a night off with Emily."

Becker groaned, feigning annoyance, as Jess picked up the thin file and glanced at the first page. "I'm a soldier. Soldier's aren't supposed to write reports."

"Well, obviously not, judging by your terrible spelling," She teased, shooting him a quick smirk as she turned back to type something on the computer with one hand, the other still holding the report open.

Becker tried to take it back, suddenly self-conscious. "Alright, Jess, I didn't exactly focus on English when I was at school. It wasn't my favourite subject."

She moved the report casually out of his reach. "Gym?" She teased again, glancing at him out of the corner of her eyes.

He tilted his head to show he wasn't amused, even though he was. He was always entertained when it came to Jess Parker.

"Art, and-" He hurried to continue before she could tease him any more. "Lester wants that report in five minutes. He can deal with the spellings, I think, Jessica."

She snorted. "Spellings, yes, Becker. When you write 'We contaminated the creature with squid force', however…"

"I what?" He asked, aghast, leaning towards her and pulling the report forwards to see where she pointed at. He groaned. "It's so late, I must have not being paying attention."

Jess let out a quiet laugh, finally pitying him. "Here, I'll get the file up on the computer and correct it for you. It'll only take a second."

"Jess," Becker's face lit up. "You're brilliant. Thank you."

"I know," She grinned. "I accept chocolate and spa packages as thank you gifts."

Becker shook his head in amusement as she brought up the file, sifting through employee accounts.

"Hang on, you know my password?"

"Of course I know your password," Jess commented obviously. "I know everybody's password… And 'military' wasn't hard to guess."

Becker frowned at her, an expression which deepened as she continued to correct his spelling, punctuation and grammar for the next three and a half minutes. Becker stood close beside her chair, leaning against the back of it, hardly listening.

He took the opportunity to just watch her.

"-And you should really put 'the team and I', because 'me and the team' isn't right. Besides, it was only you, Matt and Abby, so you could just move this comma here and change that to 'Abby' and it would make more sense," Becker opened his mouth to reply, but she continued on whatever train of thought her brain had concocted. He smiled at the quirkiness that was Jessica Parker. "Oh, you know what you could do? You could but this bit in brackets and dashes here and then, if you indent this bit, it'll give the report a kind of… flare, don't you think? Maybe we could ask Lester for some sort of report layout thing. Oh! What if you changed the colour of the-"

"Jessica," Becker's hand rose to clamp down gently on her own, freezing her movements. Her eyes trained on his hands in surprise as they covered her own. Then she looked up into his eyes where they twinkled with amusement. "It's just a report. I don't need it Jess-ified that much."

Okay, I think I can write Jess/Becker so much better from third person. If any of you read my story "Truly Brilliant", I know I promise a 'Becker meets the Parker's' fic, and it's coming, I'm just stuck on it and this one took over.

Please drop me a review to let me know if you like this, cause if nobody wants to read the rest, then I probably won't upload them. Thank you for reading! :D