Lemony: Ok readers! Don't kill me, I know I currently have other stories going, but this was an evil Plot Bunny that kept saying "Write me bitch!" So now I'm writing, besides, it was just a matter of time before I did a naughty teacher/student fic. Enjoy!

Before we begin, there's a question you should ask yourself. The question is: Would I fuck one of my teachers if given the opportunity?

If you answered no, perhaps you should stop right here, right now. Maybe you should go find a cutesy little children's book to read or something because this story ain't for you.

If you answered yes, you're about to find out how that type of situation can be good or bad…

Someone should have asked Rukia Kuchiki that question before this story began…

Today was just going to be another plain, old boring school day. It was Monday and of course everyone hates Monday's. But nobody hated Monday's more than Rukia.

"Why do Monday's even exist?" She thought rolling over in bed and looking at her alarm clock. It was 6:30 in the motherfucking morning. She still had another thirty minutes before she had to get up and get ready for school. The younger Kuchiki rose from her bed and rubbed her eyes.

Rukia asked herself why do Mondays exist, but the better question was: Why was her life so freaking boring! Would it kill fate to throw her a bone (or some excitement) every now and again? This was not a joke! Chronic boredom can lead to all sorts of serious illnesses, like depression, bad behavior, or worse…conditions like more boredom.

Her life was so boring, Rukia could tell you how it was going to go, at what time things would happen, and so on and so forth! Karukura town was one of the most mind-numbing places to live, especially if you were a seventeen-year-old teenager. All she ever did was go to school and then go home. Well, things weren't so bad, Rukia still had her friends, and her boyfriend Renji. And maybe school wasn't so bad either, the younger Kuchiki was a straight A student and captain of the volleyball team. Hard to believe isn't it? Although small, Rukia could jump like Bugs Bunny running from Elmer Fudd during rabbit season.

Yeah, maybe things weren't so bad.

Rukia rolled her eyes when her alarm clock went crazy. She was tempted to slap that snooze button but didn't want to risk being late for school. Sullenly, the raven-haired girl went about her usual morning routine, getting ready for yet another humdrum day.

Her drive to school was the same as it was everyday, boring as hell. Her walk down the hallway to her locker was boring as hell. And waiting for the first bell to ring was, you guessed it, boring as hell.

"Good morning, dollface." She heard Renji chirp as he approached her locker, "What's the matter?"

Rukia turned and kissed him lightly, "Nothing, nothing at all."

Renji held on to Rukia a little longer, he'd been her friend for years and he could tell she was lying. But the red-haired teen wouldn't question her because that's just how Rukia was, she would normally solve a problem herself. Then the pair heard the first bell ring and they walked hand and hand down the hallway. Rukia and Renji were so cute together, they were like the prefect high school couple. At least ten different people said they could see them getting married one day. Yeah that'd nice, expect Rukia wasn't planning on marring anyone, anytime soon. This was just a fling, friend-with-benefits, fuck-buddies kinda situation. Sure she loved Renji to death, but see couldn't see herself with him long-term. But having him for now suited Rukia just fine, and he suited her…naughty needs very nicely.

They rounded the corner to Rukia's first class, sadly she had math first thing in the morning. But Mr. Ukitake usually made things easy on them. The younger Kuchiki kissed Renji goodbye and walked into class.

"Good morning, Rukia." The white-haired teacher said cheerfully, "I'm glad you're here early, I needed to talk to you about something very important."

Rukia arched an eyebrow, usually when teachers wanted to talk to you it was never for anything good.

"Yes Mr. Ukitake?" She said swallowing slightly; the sickly man gave her a small smile.

"Rukia, you've been moved up to Advanced Calculus, your guidance counselor and I believe this class is too easy for you." Ukitake explained,

Rukia digested the information stoically. Calculus wouldn't be so bad, right? Right? At least it would be more challenging for her. That counted as a positive…not really…but still Rukia was making excuses in her head as to how taking Advanced fucking Calculus would be good for anyone! But the same question buzzed around her mind like a bee on crack: When was she ever going to use Calculus in the real world?

"Rukia," Ukitake said bring her back to reality, "You start your new class today. Its right down the hall, your new teacher is Mr. Ichimaru. Now get going before you late,"

The raven-haired girl nodded and walked out of the classroom.

Mr. Ichimaru, huh? Wasn't he like twenty-four or something?

She'd heard about him before, he was considered one of the weirdest teachers in all of Karakura High School. She heard he would slink around the desk, narrowed eyes locked on each student, just waiting for someone to misbehave. Rukia shook her head, she couldn't make judgments already, she didn't even know the guy.

Before she knew it she was standing in front of his classroom 1-B. She knocked lightly,

"Come in," A very sly voice replied, Rukia felt the hairs on he back of her neck stand on end. She'd never heard a tone that made her feel like snakes were coiling around her neck. She gulped and stepped in. There she found the silver-haired, narrowed eyed teacher sitting at his desk, hands clasped in front of him, smirking at her.

"Ah, Rukia," He purred voice falling deep, "Please come in."

The younger Kuchiki walked like a robot up to the desk, she hadn't even been in the room ten seconds and she was already terrified. He was just sitting there, unmoving, as if he was waiting to see a moment of weakness and then strike…

"Mr. Ukitake says you're the smartest girl in his-" Before he could finish, the bell rang and the classroom flooded with students. They all sat down quietly looking scared as hell,

"Oh dear, it appears its time for class," Mr. Ichimaru hummed to the frightened girl in front of him, he could see little drops of sweat threatening to roll down her temples. He loved how he scared his students, it meant they wouldn't think about acting up. "Please take a seat next to Toshiro."

For the first time in her life, Rukia Kuchiki sat in a class that was dead silent. You know that old saying "you could hear a pin drop"?

Bullshit.

It was so quite, you could hear someone blink. No one's cellphone went off, no one spoke, everyone just stared at the board as Mr. Ichimaru instructed the class. It was so freaky…

Just when Rukia thought the silence was going to kill her, the bell rang. All the students stood and made a beeline for the door, practically tripping over themselves trying to escape the damn room.

"I expect your assignments on my desk first thing in the morning." Mr. Ichimaru said to the students, "Rukia, could you come here for a moment?"

It wasn't a question, more a demand. The younger Kuchiki was halfway out of the damn door when he said her name! Fuck! She was so close, and yet so far! Curse her short legs!

"Yes Mr. Ichimaru?" Rukia said stepping back into the classroom, the silver-haired teacher was still standing by the dry erase board.

"Take a seat." He commanded pointing to a desk in the front row, Rukia obeyed sitting down mechanically. The fox-faced man crossed the room and closed the door, he lowered the small the blind that covered the glass window. Rukia gulped reflexively, he noticed the nervous action and his smirk stretched.

"What's the matter Rukia?" He purred slinking towards the desk, "Scared of being alone with your teacher?"

He skulked around the desk like a shark circling its prey, he was behind her now. He leaned down and brushed the hair away from her ear, "Scared I might…try something?"

The silver-haired teacher chuckled lowly when he put his hand on her shoulder, she shuddered uncontrollably. His hand continued down her arm, he was rubbing her slightly.

"Ukitake tells me you were in his class," Mr. Ichimaru continued, "Say's his work was far too easy for a smart girl like you, so you came to me. So tell me, my dearest Rukia, was the work to easy for you?"

Rukia nodded, "Yeah…kinda…"

Mr. Ichimaru circled the desk until he stood in front of her. Rukia was looking down at her feet, he grasped her chin and forced her to look at him.

"A good girl like yourself wouldn't lie to me, would you?" He hummed, "If the work is too hard, you can always go back to your old class."

Rukia didn't respond instead she just trembled were she sat. When Mr. Ichimaru let go of her face she slumped in her chair, but he was still leaning close her. The younger Kuchiki could feel his warm breath creep across her skin...

"You smell nice, little Rukia…I could just eat you up…" He growled licking his slender lips as if he were tasting something delicious.

The raven-haired girl gulped. Did she just hear him right? Oh no, she heard him correctly! Was he…coming on to her? A hot blush engulfed her face, she couldn't help it…teachers and students should never be this close…

"You might wanna get going before you're late to second period," He said nonchalantly rising to his full height, Rukia got up and bolted towards the door, she accidentally brushed up against him in her rush to leave the room.

"Oh and Rukia,"

She stopped and turned to him, he gave her an absolutely lecherous smirk .

"I look forward to having you in my class…"

Before he could say anything else, the bell rang and Rukia took off down the hall. What just happened back there? Was she dreaming? No, she awake...

Well, Rukia wanted something different...now she got it. Have you learned you should be careful about what you wish for?

To Be Continued...

Lemony: Ok, chappy numero uno! Once again, sorry readers, evil plot bunnies and whatnot. BTW I haven't the slightest idea where this story is going, but it'll get there when it gets there, lol. I just doing this story for fun right now…REVIEW!