SasuNaru / AU

This is an adoptive father x adoptive son relationship, meaning dadxson type of thing, don't like, don't read. For those who don't care and are looking for a fic with minimum spelling mistakes and grammar mistakes, please enjoy.

I don't own Naruto, Sasuke does— errr, I mean Masashi Kishimoto does.

Side note: Thank you so much for the reviews! 3

D A D D Y P R O B L E M S

Chapter four

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

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Today wasn't a very nice day,

Actually, it was the complete opposite from those perfect sunshine days where the sun is just golden and everyone is smiling like idiots, yes, it was one of those depressing rainy days. The rain was heavy, threatening to break your umbrella with each drop, the sky was a dull gray, no sun in sight, and crackles of thunder could be heard in the far off distance.

Problem was, Naruto had forgotten his umbrella, yeah, he was totally a geniuses son. But not only did he, so did Ino, Shikamaru —claiming bringing an umbrella was 'too troublesome'— and Kiba, well Kiba was a no brainer, considering the guy was the most retardest person alive. But Naruto kept his mouth closed, frowning at the rain.

"Well, it seems I'm the only smart person who brought one, and I ain't sharing." Temari eventually broke the heavy silence from her four friends that were staring at the rain as if it would magically disappear if they stared long enough, yeah, it wasn't working. Kiba let out a long frustrated sigh,

"Naruto, call you bastard of a father!" He demanded loudly, nudging his friend in the stomach with his elbow, who gave him a strangled type of look between 'are you nuts?' and 'fuck you', the fuck you was pretty much winning as the elbow was twisted more into his gut,

"Yeaaaah" Ino drawled out, flipping her hair in a weird motion, before sending the best friends a short annoyed huff/glare, the cerulean orbs, being abandoned by his other friends, sent Shikamaru a pleading look, the brunette stared for a moment before—

"I forgot an umbrella too." He spoke out, Ino and Kiba growing a pair of grins, Naruto sighed loudly, he wasn't sure if he should just run home, and scream profanities at his friends, or actually call Sasuke, his dad would murder him —not joking— if he was in a meeting and Naruto interrupted it, deciding on the latter, he pulled out his bright orange cell phone, and pressed 1 for speed dial.

Sooner than he would like, a bored business like tone came from the phone, "This is Neji Hyuuga, Secretary of Sasuke Uchiha, how may I help you?"

Naruto cleared his throat with a slight cough, "put dad on the phone" he half demanded, but half sweet voice, he could hear muffled voices in the back ground, one clearly his father's voice, before the business tone was again in the phone,

"He says...ahem... Forgive me, 'Fuck you the last thing I want to hear is your voice!', I apologize bu—"

"I need to talk to the damn bastard! Put him on or else I refuse to flush the toilet!" Temari and Ino gave their friend a disgusted look, but encouraged him, Neji, muttered something to the father, before Sasuke was placed on the phone.

"Goddamn worth nothing son, the fuck you ev—"

"pick me up at school, thanks, love youuuu, bye."

"Wai—!" Naruto snapped the orange phone shut before his father could protest, he had learnt it was better to hang up half way through the sentence, so that way Sasuke felt as if he had no other choice then to actually do the dirty deed, or deed, but hey, at least Naruto knew his dads weakness, but he couldn't use it all the time, or else Sasuke would get fed up and just leave Naruto somewhere on a street full of hookers and say 'good luck!' and drive away — cause Sasuke was a bastard like that.

15 minutes later, as Naruto expected, his grumbling father pulled into the school parking lot in his large black truck, earning whistles and jealous glares from other classmates, signalling to his friends, they ran for the truck and hopped in. The truck could hold 6 people easy, which was the amount of people they had, but if they wanted, they could squeeze another 4 people, but they wouldn't be getting seatbelts.

Naruto sat in the middle in the front, beside his father, Kiba beside him, Ino behind Sasuke, Shikamaru beside her, and Temari beside him, in total, the truck was full of gross greasy who-knows-when-they-last-showered teenagers, and Sasuke's eye was twitching, dangerously.

"Naruto," Sasuke finally said, ignoring the 'thanks' coming from the blonds friends, "you said to pick you up, not a bunch of re—" he snapped his mouth shut before the insult could leave, it wasn't his fault he hated children! Or teenagers, or anything younger than him!

Naruto snorted incoherent words, before the father roared the engine to life, after forgetting all the violent thoughts to shove them all out of his precious baby and run over them, okay — maybe the idea wasn't completely gone, but he would wait till there was no witnesses.

"Your dad is the fucking best~" Kiba finally purred out, breaking the silence, Ino gave a small 'wop' to single she agreed, Sasuke's eyebrow twitched again. He didn't want to be the best, frankly, he wanted to be the worst and make Naruto run away from home, and then rot in some ditch, or something equally gory.

"Where are you going?" he asked between his death plotting, Naruto's azure watching him in knowing, but grunted to him.

"Kiba's house," Naruto answered somewhere between the teenagers screaming voices, "try to refrain from 'accidentally' running over us, love you?"

"Bullshit," forgetting to add the 'if you loved me you would go die somewhere', deciding he would save that one for possible use later. Beginning to drive, he was honestly starting to re-think the drop them on the side of the road plan as Temari, Ino and Naruto practically screamed at each other.

"AND I WAS THINKING ONE DAY WE SHOULD CHILL AT MY HOUSE—" eye twitch.

"REALLY? THAT WOULD BE SOOOO COOL!" Naruto exclaimed to Ino, they weren't actually screaming, it was just that Sasuke liked quiet indoor voices, not voices you used to speak to people across a soccer field. So yet again, his eye twitched and his grip on the steering wheel tightened.

"I WANNA COME!" Temari butted herself in, earning a disbelieving look from Shikamaru as Kiba hollowed —loudly— with laughter.

'Don't kill them — killing a bunch of teenagers wouldn't be good for my business' Sasuke reminded himself, glancing over at Naruto, who was currently in a heated discussion with Ino about eye-makeup, and so the one and only thought dawned on Sasuke.

Naruto had too be gay, he was talking about fucking make-up for pete sakes! He made a mental note to ask Naruto when they had the chance to be alone, because there was a 99% chance that the blonds friends didn't know, considering most gays hid their sexuality, even though Naruto was doing a crap-ass job.

Soon enough they reared into Kiba's driveway, all of the stinky blonds and brunettes (excluding Naruto) jumped out of the car, Sasuke held his sons sleeve tightly,

"I'll be with you guys in a minute," Naruto finally clarified, Ino gave an annoyed huff and began strutting towards the bouncy dog boys house, the rest of their friends following her lead, slamming the door shut, Naruto turned his attention onto his father.

"What jackass? I'm sorry gosh I jus—"

"Are you gay?" he asked bluntly, looking up as a look of shocked appeared on Naruto's features,

"Problem with that?" his son muttered out, the raven took a shaky breath, he should've known better! All hot tanned boys with natural sun-shine blond hair were gay, and of course his ex-girlfriend would adopt a gay son! For fucking—

"No" Sasuke answered, turning his gaze back to the road, his heart thumping loudly as Naruto let out a relieved sigh.

"I must be the definition of the world's worst son, hey?" he teased slightly, nudging his father and frowning when the raven flinched to his touch. "You don't have to worry, I'm not into guys 10 years older than me, fucking pervert."

"it's not that!" Sasuke interjected, shutting his mouth firmly. "I'm not scared of you, you damn child, and your right, you are the worlds worst son." He finished his sentence with a loud sigh, but a playful smirk followed afterwards, Naruto laughed bitterly, sending his dad a cold 'heey you jerk!' glare, getting ready to jump out of the truck, he was stopped when a hand slipped into his electrical blond locks and tugged his head forward,

Naruto was quickly turned to be met with a warm forehead placed against his, his tanned cheeks quickly heating as Sasuke exhaled into the 16 year olds face.

"I'm not, honestly." Muttered the raven, mean while in Kiba's house as Temari, Kiba and Shikamaru all played away at the play station, Ino was currently looking out the window, spying on Naruto and Sasuke, she was a good lip reader, but she could only see Sasuke's face, so she was pretty much watching a one-sided conversation, plus the fact she missed the first part,

She had got Sasuke saying 'it's not that, and I'm not scared of you, and you're the worlds worst son' none of that was really a surprise, Naruto and Sasuke interacted really well, so blunt flirting or teasing was common between the two — apparently. But what shocked her, (she even made a loud shocked noise) was the fact when Naruto — by the looks of it — was getting out of the car, and his father pulled his head back, and from what she could see, they looked as if to be kissing.

She gasped loudly as the door shot open; she was too focused on watching the black truck roll away to even see Naruto walking towards Kiba's house with a blush fluttering over his features. Muttering things like 'damn pervert' and 'I'm not his damn lover! Stupid skin ship!' but of course, the blond girl didn't need to know anymore, she could already see it all, more than what she would have liked. She should have suspected something fishy between the two; Naruto sometimes gave off gay vibs, and didn't even flinch when he saw her bra!

Naruto was gay, they had a 10 year age gap, possible, it was possible. In Junjou Romantica the main characters were 10 years apart! But yet, being the good friend she is, she firmly pressed her lips shut and tackled her blond friend, both beginning to laugh like crazy.

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Sasuke could be fooled by his own emotions quite often, they often tricked him into believing things he didn't want to believe, but this was just moronically sappy. As he sat down at his giant island in the middle of the kitchen, making himself a cup of instant noodles, his thoughts —like always— led to a bright-blue eyed blond, which was considerably normal, considering that parents always think about their children and their well-being, he propped his elbow onto the kitchen island, before leaning his chin into the spread hand.

'I wonder what those idiots are doing right now…' he mused in his thoughts, staring at the light brown wall on the opposite end, 'I bet Naruto is doing something stupid…' he continued his train of thoughts of possible out-comes what they might be doing, like playing computer games, and Kiba blows up —from unknown reasons— and than Naruto starts to act like a monkey and throws the computer on Ino and Temari, and kills them, and than Shikamaru dies in his sleep cause he was poisoned by the already-dead Kiba.

Another possible out-come would be there playing video games and Naruto and Ino are making out, —causing Sasuke's heart to ache painfully at the thought; until he remembered the crucial fact his son is gaaaaay—so he changed the whole idea there playing video games and Kiba and Naruto are making out, and Ino gets jealous and hits them over the head with the remote, killing the brunette, so Ino feeling guilty slits her wrist with Temari's teeth, and the blood, that has aids, kills her, and Shikamaru, again, dies in his sleep. Well it was difficult to imagine the lazy-male doing much else to die.

After a few million possibilities, mostly involving his son cheating on him, 'wait' he stopped his thinking train, raising his head from his head, before a look of shock and disgust crossed his features, 'cheating on me' he repeated the bitter words in his head a few times before he jolted up from his seat, hitting the folder of papers onto the floor, sending them flying in a million directions.

"PEDOPHILE!" he screamed out in the open, casting his gaze towards the picture of Sakura somewhere in the kitchen — it was a very pretty picture, it was the only picture Sasuke had of the girl not modeling, they had gone to a summer home they had in Hawaii for a week, even if the pinkette didn't know her boyfriend had taken the picture, it was of her in her floral pink and blue knee skirts, and her to the elbow sweater, which fluttered behind her like a cape, her petite head was turned to face Sasuke, giving him a flustered smile.

It was his favourite picture of her, she didn't look fake she didn't mask emotions — she was purely her at that very moment. It was living, breathing proof that the woman he loved was not a Barbie doll, she was a person, no matter what others had thought or whispered behind her back. They had adopted Naruto, Naruto was their son. Even if they weren't his real parents, they were damned trying.

But he even had the bloody guts to go and think about his son in that type of way, he wasn't suited to be a father — and he even knew Naruto didn't think of him as a father, he probably saw Sasuke as a brother or, something much worse. What if Naruto only respected him as a replacement father? He didn't want to be anyone's replacement, he wanted to be the dad of his and Sakura's son, the beeping from the boiling water warned him once again — after it's 5th try.

Noticing the sound, his attention turn to making his way over to the boiling water, ignoring the littered papers, he poured the steaming liquid into the ramen cup before sealing the little piece of paper for the lid over again, the abyss orbs darted back onto the farmed picture again, placing the ramen cup in the corner somewhere, he made his way over to the picture, removing it from the wall and taking out the photo.

'She must be fuming in heaven right now.' He thought unhappily, folding the little piece in half before placing it into a corner on a nearby shelf. 'Framing pictures she didn't know I took, thinking wrong things about our son,' he sighed loudly, stretching his neck by to look at the roof.

"you must be mad" he said quietly, waiting for some sort of response from the woman — like she could give one.

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Naruto and Kiba were currently busy shooting down an army of Zombies as Ino cheered for Naruto, Temari cheered for Kiba, Shikamaru was well, sleeping. It wasn't just any Zombie shooting game though — the brunette and the blond were having a war to see who could shoot more, currently, by 2, Naruto was winning. While Kiba frantically pressed away at his remote control buttons, the Uchiha son was doing the whole thing with much ease.

"GO NARUTO!" Temari yelled loudly, whipping her fist into the air, Kiba sent his blond friend a dirty glare,

"your suppose to be cheering for me!" He demanded in a disbelieving tone, the girl merely snorted, rolling her pretty little eyes.

"Your losing," she clarified bluntly, placing her elbows onto her knee's as she grinned, "badly" she added. Ino chuckled a bit, nudging Shikamaru over and over in the gut demanding he watch the 'battle'

Blowing up 8 zombies, adding onto his score, Kiba continued to attack the same zombie he had been attacking for 20 minutes —

"NARUUTTOOOO!"

"Troublesome…"

"SHUT UP!"

"SHIKAMARU WATCH THE GAME—"

Rinnnnng

Quickly pausing the game, ignoring the protest that came form his friends, Naruto would've ignored the call — but he had given his father a special ringtone, so he knew he had to answer it, flipping open his phone, "wassup dad?" he muttered out into the phone, shoving it between his shoulder and holding it with his cheek, before unpausing the game, but giving his friends a warning glare to be quiet. He didn't need to get bitched at later.

"You what?" a string a disbelief crossed the child's tone — "I've only been here for like 2 hours!"

A gasp of shock came from Ino, remembering today's early activities between the two.

"You can't go home again!" The blond-ponytail woman jumped forward, intent to steal Naruto's phone, the Uchiha child quickly moved himself out of her range,

"Study? Wait what? Aaaww, come on daddy —"

"Naruto you can't go back to him!" Ino screeched out again, if she knew anything, she knew that a father and a son couldn't have a relationship.

"Why the fuck not? And I'm not going back, dads just being a jackass." Naruto snapped back, sending her a weird look. "Dad no! I don't fucking st—"

"Lonely? Your such a pussy…"

That's it, Ino had it, the girl clutched her sides.

"A FATHERXSON RELATIONSHIP IS TOTALLY WRONG!" she screeched out, her face flushing red, Naruto send her a 'what the fuck' look before snapping his phone shut on his father.

"What?"

"I saw you two kiss!"

"W-what?" the blond's face flushed a crimson red, "K-kiss? What the hell are you talking about! We don't kiss! Sure he has a weird forehead skin ship fettish, b—"

"Wait forehead fettish?" the lighter blond asked looking at her friend in embarrassment.

"Why is he saying he's lonely than?"

"Oh I don't know, his girlfriend just died in front of his eyes?" was the bitter reply, Naruto was honestly confused with Ino this very moment — and as his friends gave him weird looks, he couldn't help but feel more embarrassed than ever, what kind of friend thinks that her friend has a fling thing going on with their father? Sighing loudly, he gave a sheepish smile to her direction. Before he could explain himself further, said fling father reared his ass into a brunette's drive way. "look, nothing is going on between me and Sasuke-bastard, anyways I gotta go, thanks for having me over!" Hurriedly, he snatched all his stuff and made his way to the silk black truck.

"Oh?" Shikamaru finally muttered out, his eyes closed and arms wrapped behind his neck, Temari sent him a weird look — being the only one who had heard him, Kiba and Ino to engrossed in their conversation to hear the lazy-smart one's reply to Naruto's comment. "you seem like you like him…" Was what the sentence was continued by, the blond woman sent the male she liked a disgusted look, but shrugged it off, she didn't want to get involved with Shikamaru's smartass-ness.

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"What?" Sasuke eventually broke the silence, he didn't think Naruto would give him the silent treatment for trying to make him study — well, a little silence once and awhile was okay, but he didn't want him and the blond idiot to stop speaking to each other in general, said son grunted to the comment before looking into the mirror above his adoptive father.

"Ino thought we kissed! Stop doing that damn forehead thingy…"

Sasuke choked on the air in front of him, coughing a few times, trying to send the disgusting image of his son and him kissing out of his head, he sent the blond a doubtful look. "Seriously? That's disgusting." Was the monotone reply, but both knew the raven was being completely serious. Naruto gave a bitter laugh in return, leaning his elbow onto the side of him before sending his azure eyes to look in the direction of blurring tree's and grass.

"Yeah, disgusting, sure."

How come that didn't sound truthful to either of them?

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A/N: I HOPE THAT WAS LONG ENOUGH 8D lmfao, thankies for all the wonderful, wonderful, reviews. I didn't read this over (well I read some parts over) and it tookie forever to write BUT — just tell me if my grammar/spelling is off, cause we all make mistakes.