Yes, I hate Omochao just as much as you do! But I still think life's been unfair on the little guy...

Rated K+ for dark themes and also because I want to be safe.

To Ocean Krystal

Okay, so maybe I don't HATE Omochao, but I've just never liked the guy.

Navi is a female fairy that follows you everywhere in Legend of Zelda: Ocerina of Time. She's infamous for telling you exactly what you already know, and calling out for you using the ever immortal words "Hey! Listen!" (unless you're fighting an enemy, then she call out "Watch out!).

"Idiot!"
"Loser!"
"Get out of my life!"
"Ugh! Not you again!"
Some of the things people say to me.

The information I give
Is why I'm hated.
But I only know how to inform.
I wasn't programmed to talk
In any other way.

What people do to me could be called abuse.
But somehow when I
Get thrown against a wall,
Or on an enemy,
Or on train tracks,
Or on the underside of a moving platform,
Nobody gets punished or even feels guilty.

I get compared to Navi
All the time.
Though Navi is well hated
And causes heads to combust just by talking,
I'd rather be Navi,
Because at least people appreciate her cuteness.

Despite all my pain,
I try to be cheery,
In hopes that
For once,
Somebody will listen to me.

Wow... that poor annoying-as-heck robot...