Once upon a time in a far away land there lived a relentless pervert. He quite handsome actually so many of the bimbos didn't bother doing anything about his nefarious deeds. Yh, well, most of them were blonde.

Kakashi the pervert was happily sitting in a corner of his really messy lounge gathering material from Icha Icha, when there was suddenly a knock on his door. He glared at the door as he tried to get his head back to thoughts of blushing virgins and throbbing erections. The knocking persisted.

With a growl Kakashi got up from his seat, zipped up his pants and walked to the door.

"What the fuck do you-"

He opened the door to see a gorgeous pink haired beauty. He legs were long and slim, her body trimmed of excess fat, and oh, how easily her ass would fit into his hands…

Thwack!

"Sensei, what the fuck are you reading?" Kakashi growled as his Icha, Icha special edition was stolen by his annoying student (and current fixation).

"Sakura, if you don't give that back, I will-"

"What?" Sakura shrieked. She glanced at the book again. "Shove me against a tree and fuck me?" She made to rip the book in two, but a crafty move landed the book in the copy nin's hands.

"Now, now Sakura, don't take this out on the book!" Kakashi flashed his signature eye crease and Sakura in turn gave her scary face. And it was a very scary face.

"It's the book's fault! And if you really want me to murder you, you can go buy another…" Sakura trailed off.

"Where the hell did the pervert get sketches of me from anyway!" Sakura finally exploded.

"Um, he probably drew them..." Kakashi waited for that to sink in, covering his ears with his hands.

"I'M GONNA KILL HIM!"

Fury shook the vicious Kunoichi, as she whirled on Kakashi.

"Annnd YOU! Why the hell didn't you TELL me? Did you find it funny? Oh, look, Sakura's in Icha, Icha! Let's not FUCKING tell her!"

Sakura turned with her fist raised and Kakashi found himself incredibly relieved that she decided to vent her anger onto a tree instead of him.

A few moments later, Sakura stormed off to 'give the stupid hentai the punishment of his life for such public humiliation'. Kakashi decided that since her heart was in it so much that he wouldn't tell her that his was the only copy in existence; besides, she looked hot when she was mad.

Also, it wasn't Jiraiya's work.

It was Sai's.