Rina-chan: Hey guys! Sorry it's taken me FOREVER to write this! I have been sic-
France: Cheri~! You have not been sick! You have just been to lazy to do it-
Rina-chan: SHUT UP! The only reason you are here is cuz people thought it would be cool to mess with Iggy!
England: e3e *thinking* kill the Frenchman kill him…no one is looking!
America: HAHA! Can we start? I'm hungry!
France: Oui! I have other things to do
England: Like have sex?
France: You know I only do that with Matthew now you stupid black sheep of York!
England: What! Why I'm going to rip off you bred!
Rina-chan: SHUT UP! France read the first question!
France: Fine *reads lap top*
Hi Alfred, Hello England,I'm Felicia and Greetings from would it be alirght if i borrow your pirate uniform i need for a "party"-Felicia
France: Why would ANYONE want to wear your uniform? Its so ugl-
Rina-chan: Francis…not you time…Arthur time
Arthur: It would be ok by me :I just give it back after the party
Holy is so cool. -squee-England: HOOOOLY CRAP. I AM SO UP FOR TNE CHALLENGE. I WILL DO ANYTHING. Oh, and, uh, if you hate America's McDonald's so much, then how come my friend in England says there are McD's EVERYWHERE?America: -highfives- Dude, you're awesome. Tell me, how come you always McD's, but there's so much debate with the whole 'Burger King v.s. McDonald's' deal?Both: You. Both. Are. So. Cool. My sister claims that she is a nation. How can you tell, really? 'Cause if she gets to be a nation, I want to, too. T~Hari Sama
France: Because they are all fat! Just like in America!
England: WE ARE NOT FAT!
America: Hey man easy on the fat jokes!
Rina-chan: why did I agree to do this!
America: DUDE! *Highfives back* Thanks man you're awesome too! Well I think that McDonald's and Burger King are both pretty cool :3
France: They both get you fat like you are now
America: DUDE IF YOU DON'T CUT IT OUT WITH THE FAT JOKES I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS ALL THE WAY BACK TO PARIS!
France: At less then I wouldn't be here!
Rina-chan: GUYS! There's more to the question!
England: Well…if she doesn't "die" I guess she could be a nation :I But what nation is she?
America: Arthur this isn't "ask the people asking the questions" its "ask America and England"
England: Shut up!
Rina-chan: Why couldn't I have done a France and Canada Q & A?
France: Ohon hon hon! Did you say Canada~!
Rina-chan: e3e next question…god help me…
From:Yaoi-san- Oh god, we love this so much! So I have a question (more like a request) for Arthur- could you dress up in your punk clothes and kiss Alfred? For the fangirls? -gets hot thinking about it- And what is your opinion about 80s punk? -is obsessed-Minty-chan- I have an awesome question for Alfred- what are some of the weirdest things you've heard in the British-English language? -mumbles- Not that our way of speaking is weird or anything... -is British derp-To AA- We love you for making them do this!
Arthur: I will do no such thing with you all watching!
Rina-chan: Don't worry I will write about it later ;3
Arthur: And I do love 80s punk. But my all time favorite bands are Bad Religion, Sex Pistols, Gorilla Biscuits, and Dead Kennedy's
Alfred: He make me listen to it like it ..TIME!
Arthur: I'm sorry that they are good :I
Alfred: You know those are mostly American bands right~!
Arthur: S-shut up!
Alfred: The weirdest words? Well one is lollipop man / woman / lady it means: a school crossing guard who uses a stop sign…I mean really? Why don't you just give them a white van with no widows, a house in the woods, and a crapper smile e3e
Arthur: Hey! Don't say that you mindless fucke-
Rina-chan: Arthur shut up its not your turn!
Alfred: Also the word nutty gum it means: peanut butter I mean what the hell man?
Arthur: I will so kill if you say one more thin-
Alfred: Snog is one more I don't get it means like: a 'French kiss' or to kiss with tongues and Shag which is the word for sex I mean really Iggy says like "Alfred you want to Shag" and I'm like "Like a shag rug?"
Rina-chan: France you are REALLY quiet and I don't like it-
France: *is looking at porn with Canada and himself in it*
Rina-chan: OH MY GOD! *Kicks his laptop* DUDE! We are trying to do something here!
France: T^T
Dear hamburguer lover, i mean, Alfred, I like hamburgers too, but what more do you like to eat, except that, in your country? Do you prefer Iggy dresses like a nurse, a cheerleader, a pirate or, my favorite, like a bunny?Dear Arthur, What exactly are scones? (I'm Brazilian so I never eat nothing like this) And are they good? I'm going to visit England when I do 15, so can you say a cool places to go? Oh, and a classification M question, what is the most sexy thing on Alfred when he is..., you know, making stuff *blushes*?
Alfred: Dude I loooooooooooovvvvvvveeeeeeee hamburgers~! And I like to eat Mexican food and Mattie's pancakes like pimp out dude!
France: They are very yummy =w= *whispers* and they are REALLY good when I'm eating them off my little Canadian lover
Alfred: I heard that asshole! *jumps him* HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MATTIE LIKE THAT-
Rina-chan: My god *pulls him off Francis* France! You over there! *points to corner* America you over there! *points to other corner*
-they go there-
Rina-chan: thank god e3e England go
Arthur: Well scones are A small unsweetened or lightly sweetened biscuit like cake
France: What is it sweetened with? Death?
Arthur: o.e *kicks him* I WILL KILL YOU! Anyway England is a very pretty place really where ever you go is nice place : ) What do you mean by…making stuff?
France: You are so stupid
Arthur: Really I will kill you Francis!
Rina-chan: :I
AA- Thank you for creating this, you are AWESOME! Seriously, almost as much as Prussia...but not quite. Anywho~ my first question goes to both of you, have you guys ever done any kinky magical sex while Britain was in Britannia Angel form or somethin'? My second question is for Arthur, when did you figure out you were gay? Same for you Alfred. Oh and one more question for my favorite American dude, did you ever have wet dream about England before the Revolutionary War (sorry to bring up painful memories Artie...)?Lastly...I apologize for my exceedingly pervy questions...(but I do enjoy watching you squirm uncomfortably, kolkolkolkolkol 3)
Rina-chan: No thank you for reading it :'D Dude almost as awesome as Prussia! I'LL TAKE IT!
France: So~ Angleterre do you have kinky magical sex?~~
England: I-I no!
America: We tried one time but his damn wigs keep gettin' in the way :I
England: ALFRED!…I figure out when that I was gay when I-
America: It was when he first saw me =w=
England: NO! YOU WERE A CHILD!
America: So you can have the hots for a kid :I
England: NO YOU CANT!
America France and Rina-chan: In Spain you can
England: That is only because Antonio wants to rape Lovino anyway it was a little after the Revolutionary War when I found out I was gay
America: Did I have wet dreams about Iggy BEFORE the Revolutionary war? Well yeah a couple here and there
France: Her? *points to me*
Rina-chan: hm? OwO
France: Ohon hon hon XD please! She is just as pervy as me! When she reads pervy questions she doesn't squirm she is laughing and thinking up good things to say all the time!
Rina-chan: That's why me and Francis get along to well!
France: Oui!
Shady-Ken: Questions are boring so lets do stuff! Ok America you are up first. America, some people think that England is better off with France, can you do something to prove them wrong? England, instead of cooking something by yourself and when it doesn't turn out get all huffy then have America do it, why don't you ask America to show you how to cook? I think it would be so cute to see that! Well that's all, see you next chapter!
England: I don't do request :I
Rina-chan: Cuz you're a man whore D
England: WHAT WAS THAT!
America: Take it easy Iggy we are almost done! Well I have already proved it by asking Artie to marry me : )England: *Blushes*
Rina-chan: DERP!
France: He wont ask for help because he has a thick head
My question was answered. :"DIggy: Can you dress as Sailor Moon and do a 2minute skit please? Also, is it true you can actually cook anything BUT your own food?America(my awesome hero): Please, will you be awesome forever? Wait- Is Prussia more awesome then you?
England: I WILL DO NO SUCH THING AS TO WEAR A SAILOR MOON COSPLAY!
France: Well if Matthew wore it for me you can wear it for Alfred can't you?
Arthur: HE DID WHAT!
France: And No he can't cook anything :I at all
England: SAYS YOU ARSE HOLE!
America: Dude I am WAY MORE awesome then Prussia!
Destiny Shadow America- soo how did you woo England? Did you have a "heroic" plan to win your damsel's love (has read a fanfic like that)? What would you do if you saw someone else flirting with your Iggy? (jealous America FTW!)England: would it be a turn on for you to see America getting possessive over you? do you ever pull Alfred's Nantucket ;)?
America: I wooed him by going to the football field in Dallas Texas and writing on the field 'Arthur will you go out with me?' and made him watch the game :3 then he called me and said yes! It was pretty amazing~! And if ANY touches MY Arthur *looks at Francis*
Francis: What?
America: I would kick their ass! Iggy is MINE no one else's ok!
Rina-chan: Dude chill out o3o
England: *is getting turned on* Nope…not at all…I NEVER get turned on when he is all possessive of me *drools*
Rina-chan: I love jealous America X3 its cute!
England: I sometimes…pull on it…during sex…
France: Just like I pull on my petit Mattie's curl~ Oui it does make for a nice show we he makes that face its almost as good as when he cu-
Rina-chan: Ok is that all the questions Francis?
Francis: Oui cheri!
Rina-chan: Ok! Time to tell you who gets to write the next Q and A with me! Francis would you like to tell them?
Francis: J'aimerais à ma cheri! The winner for this week is Shady-Ken good job!
Rina-chan: Thank you to all who entered! I will pick a new winner next time! I look forward to working with you Shady-Ken! Thanks you guys see you next time! Ok now if I can Mattie to come over and can make them have 4-some…
England America and France: What?
Rina-chan: You will see les tout-petits you will see *evil smile*