Wow…this is one big chapter. I thought you deserved a big one seen as I have been neglecting my duties recently. Sorry about that by the way. Anyways…enjoy.
The Oxygensniffer.
WatchoutGuys!(Kerry's pissed again) - James
All Hail Kerry - Kerry
GetBackInTheKitchen – Shakeel
I'msostupidIcan'tchangemyMSNname – Lauren
( 11:09 ) WatchoutGuys!(Kerry's pissed again) has just signed in:
( 11:20 ) All Hail Kerry has just signed in:
WatchoutGuys!(Kerry's pissed again) says: Listen Kerry…all this shit about me and Zara is all a load of…err…shit.
( 11:21 ) All Hail Kerry has just signed out:
WatchoutGuys!(Kerry's pissed again) says: Arggghhh! Shit.
( 11:28 ) GetBackInTheKitchen has just signed in:
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Jamezies! How you doing? I heard Kerry knocked a few punches into you last night…
WatchoutGuys!(Kerry's pissed again) says: Yer! She did you asshole!
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Hey calm down mate! Don't pin your relationship problems on me…
WatchoutGuys!(Kerry's pissed again) says: What the fuck Shakeel! You sent Kerry the text saying that I'd felt a girl up behind the dojo…and then you're probably responsible for the rumor that it was Zara as well!
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Yeah! Nice going with that by the way. she's got a heck of an arse.
WatchoutGuys!(Kerry's pissed again) says: Oh shut up dickhead. My relationship with Kerry is destroyed, I'll probably get punishment laps for saying I fucked the chairwoman. And Rat is feeling up my sister to!
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Ok, listen…the incident was Kerry was an honest mistake and one which you cannot blame me for…
WatchoutGuys!(Kerry's pissed again) says: I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over the sound of BULLSHIT!
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: and…I didn't start the rumor about you sleeping with Zara. That honor lies with Andy. Plus…everyone knew that Rat had sex with Lauren weeks ago. You've been out of the loop for to long.
WatchoutGuys!(Kerry's pissed again) says: Hold on…we'll come back to Andy in a moment…did you say that Rat had had SEX with Lauren!
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Well yer dude, happened ages back. Heard they did it doggy style. :D
WatchoutGuys!(Kerry's pissed again) says: HE IS FUCKING DEAD!
( 11:35 ) WatchoutGuys!(Kerry's pissed again) has signed out:
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: :) That was too easy.
( 11:40 ) I'msostupidIcan'tchangemyMSNname has signed in:
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Hey Lauren. How you doing?
I'msostupidIcan'tchangemyMSNname Says: Urrg...I'm alright I guess, whoever has the password to my account has changed my name again. I thought it was Jake but he was just as confused as me by it all. Though how did you know it was me?
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: I far from Rat's room are you?
I'msostupidIcan'tchangemyMSNname Says: Err…why do you want to know that?
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Answer the question…
I'msostupidIcan'tchangemyMSNname Says: Only a minute or two.
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Hmm…and how far is James room from Rats?
I'msostupidIcan'tchangemyMSNname Says: He's just on the floor below, so again…only a minute or two.
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Interesting…
I'msostupidIcan'tchangemyMSNname Says: What are you up to?
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: I'm going to help a friend out and tell you who it is that's changed your password.
I'msostupidIcan'tchangemyMSNname Says: Yeah right. I know what you're like Shakeel. You've got no clue.
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Alright if you don't want to know then…
I'msostupidIcan'tchangemyMSNname Says: Arrghh! Fine…who is it then?
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Rat.
I'msostupidIcan'tchangemyMSNname Says: Rat?
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Rat.
I'msostupidIcan'tchangemyMSNname Says: Rat changed my name and my password?
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Yep.
I'msostupidIcan'tchangemyMSNname Says: I doubt that…why would he want to do that?
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Just think about it Lauren…he's clearly not the person who you'd think would do it and that makes him the perfect candidate for doing it. He's using his own innocence to convince you of his innocence which isn't actually innocence at all.
I'msostupidIcan'tchangemyMSNname Says: I don't understand.
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Just go and kick his arse.
I'msostupidIcan'tchangemyMSNname Says: Good idea.
( 11:50 ) I'msostupidIcan'tchangemyMSNname has just signed out:
( 11:51 ) All Hail Kerry has just signed in:
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Hail!
All Hail Kerry Says: What?
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Your name…you know….Hail!
All Hail Kerry Says: Err…yer…whatever. You seem like you're in a good mood.
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: That's cause I am.
All Hail Kerry Says: Glad someone is. Arrgg! James is so pissing me off right now! You know what he said to me before?
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: No, I don't. But I have a feeling your going to tell me so before you do: Spare me the bitching. I'm not interested and it'll ruin my mood.
All Hail Kerry Says: Fine then! God, I thought you might like to help me out that's all.
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: No. I don't. But…I do have something you might be interested in.
All Hail Kerry Says: Is it to do with James?
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Yep.
All Hail Kerry Says: Then I don't want to know. Goodbye Shakeel.
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Hey wait! I think you'll want to know this.
All Hail Kerry Says: Fine. But be quick.
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: I'm sorry…does your tampon need changing?
All Hail Kerry Says: Fuck off…I'm leaving.
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Jeez Kerry. It was just a joke. Listen, I have been meddling in the affairs of the Adams'. And I have managed to influence James into going to Rat's room and beating him up.
All Hail Kerry Says: How the hell did you manage that?
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Just a little story about Rat doing Lauren doggy style.
All Hail Kerry Says: Nice one.
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: I know. Anyways, I also convinced Lauren into going to Rat's room and confronting him about the whole thing with Lauren user name and password.
All Hail Kerry Says: Oh! You mean the whole dinosaur fetish thing.
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Yep. Rat didn't actually change it but Lauren will head their anyway and ask him if he did. Now, I'm judging that Lauren will be their now. And I'm also judgeing that James stopped off somewhere to grab something blunt and heavily to whack Rat with so if it all works out, James will turn up at Rat's room to find Lauren there as well. Rat will be angry because James wants to hit him. Lauren will be angry because she'd have found out it wasn't Rat and there was still someone in CHERUB with her password and you'll be angry because James cheated on you.
All Hail Kerry Says: Hold on…why am I there?
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: To kick James butt. With two other trained CHERUB's there, just as pissed as you will be, James won't be able to run away. You're not going to pass an opportunity like that are you?
All Hail Kerry Says: No way. I'll head there now. Thanks Shakeel. But hold on...I thought James was your friend…
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Meh! It's funnier to laugh at him then with him. Simple really. I enjoy it when he get's beaten up because of my meddling.
All Hail Kerry Says: You're sick…but right now, I don't really care.
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: You'd better hurry up then, you wouldn't want to miss the fun would you…
All Hail Kerry Says: No…I wouldn't.
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Oh…also Kerry. Bruce's bedroom is on the way to Rat's from your's isn't it?
All Hail Kerry Says: Yeah. Why?
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: Well…it's just I heard he often forgets to lock his door at night. And that he's a very deep sleeper.
All Hail Kerry Says: What does this have anything to do with me?
GetBackInTheKitchen Says: I also hear he keeps his knuckle duster on his desk next to his alarm clock.
All Hail Kerry Says: Now you're talking…
( 11:56 ) All Hail Kerry has just signed out.
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